Touchdown Tommy/Gallery

Touchdown Tommy	Gallery	Transcript

The title card.

"Whoa! Time out, Didi! I haven't had pork rinds in years!"

Didi screams after Tommy bumps his head on the table a second time

Didi kisses Stu

"Yes!"

"What's it for, anyway?"
"Yeah, what's it for?"

"Hi, Pop."

"Pork rinds!"

"Hey, Charles, great! You brought the big-screen remote!"

"Oooh! In surround-a-thon stereo!"

"I don't know, Stu. Maybe this football game isn't such a good idea."

"Wouldn't you rather watch the chess playoffs on the culture channel?"

"Whoa!"
"That's the cat's meow!"

"Best of all, each kid gets one!"

"Yes!"

"I'm Chick Hearn, coming to you live from the Loan Star State,"

"With my good friend, Hank Duff!"

"Come on, Houston!"
"Go get em', Dallas!"

"Actually, both teams have their strong points."

"I learned this in ballet class."

"Nice second effort there, Chick."

"Second who?"

"Three!"

"He's trapped in the backfield!"

"Boy, what's going on down there, Chick?"

"He came out of nowhere, Chick!"

"And believe me,"

Nagurksi made an all-pro move on this one, Chick. Let's take another look."

"Huh?"

"Uh-oh."

The entire living room is a mess thanks to the babies being left unsupervised

"What are the kids covered with?"

"And what are those horrible stains all over my living room?"

"I told you we should have watched the Chess Tournament!"

The end