"Can't we just play on the bottom?"
"In fact, I'm gonna go get my catapult now, just in case.
"You guys better have my moat done by the time I get back!"
"Beats me. Pass the shovel, Chuckie."
"Hi, Josh, I'm Tommy! This is Phil, and Lil, and Chuckie."
"Well, we'd like to, but we can't."
"And then we gotta find a crocodile."
"Listen, what would you say if I told you there was a jungle gym someplace where any baby could stand up and say whatever they want to?"
"And it's right over there!"
"Angelica can build her own dumb moat! Right?"
"and dumped buckets of sand on them when they don't do what you say!"
The babies all nod their heads, "Yes" in unison
"Not this time, Angelica! We got a new friend now,"
"And we're gonna play on his jumbo gym!"
"Who's gonna catch my crocodile?"
"Maybe we should go back."
"Hey, you guys! Do you think you could give me a little push?"
"Uh-huh." "But Tommy, swinging on the swing was my idea."
"Come on, Tommy! Fair is fair!"
"I'm sure glad your mom made chocolate chip again, Tommy!"
"Yeah, it's my favorite!"
"Pass your cookies over here, babies!"
"Go ahead, you guys can share it!"
"But Josh, I don't want a lollipop! I want a cookie!"
"No! See, Tommy, I'm a bigger kid than you, right?"
"Yeah."
"And a big kid like me needs all the cookies."
"Really?"
"And he's not even sitting on em'!"
"Okay, babies, time to play a new game."
"Let's play astrobat!"
"Wait a minute, Tommy!"
"Some people here might want to play Sand Adventure."
"You just dig a circle around the castle... I mean, jungle gym, and fill it with water!"
"That sounds a lot like digging a moat."
"Well, Sand Adventure's probably a fun game,"
"Well, I... just thought we could play astrobat."
"And that's what we're gonna play!"
"Don't make him mad, Tommy."
"You don't decide what's fair."
"Something very easy to understand. Do you know what it is?"
"Now, do any of the rest of you still want to play something else?"
"That's better. Now dig, all of you!"
The babies get to work digging Josh's moat
"I can't believe it, Cynthia!"
"You guys, what are we gonna do?"
"I never thought I'd say this, but..."
"I even miss the way she called me 'Melon Head'!"
"You guys stay here. I'm gonna go for help!"
"Tommy, no! I don't think that' such a good idea! If Josh finds out..."
"If we don't do something, we're gonna be stuck with Josh forever!"
"Angelica, Angelica! You gotta help us!"
"Josh is even worser than you!"
"He's real mean to us. He bosses us around and makes us push him on the swing, and takes our cookies, and makes us dig moats for him!"
"So are you gonna help us?"
"But..."
"Let this be a lesson to you, Tommy; next time, look before you peek!"
"But Angelica..." "Hmmph!"
"Where you been, baldy boy?"
"Uh, I just went for a walk."
"Did I tell you you could go for a walk? Did I?!"
"So if anyone has any complaints, any problems at all,"
"So, everyone's perfectly happy here, right? No more complaints!"
"Pillow!"
"Uh, what do we gotta do?"
"...is lie down here in the sandbox."
"That's perfect. Now, don't move!"
"Uh, Josh, you're not gonna try to jump over us, are you?"
The babies gasp when they hear what Josh said
"This is none of your business. These are my babies now!"
"What do you want with a bunch of dumb babies, anyway?"
"They may be a bunch of dumb babies, but they're my dumb babies!"
"Hey, watch it, Angelica!"
"Tell you what; I'll make you a deal."
"We'll split the babies 50/50."
"No, I mean, you take two babies, and I'll take two babies."
"Couldn't be more fair than that."
"And don't ever let me catch you pickin' on my babies again!"
"Angelica, you saved us!"
"Thanks, Angelica!"
"You're the greatest!"
The babies get back to work digging Angelica's moat
"I'm sure glad things is back to normal!"
"Isn't she the greatest?"
"Yeah!"