"Hush, little baby, don't say a word,"
"This kid weighs a ton, in case you're interested."
"Oh, stop your bellyaching, it's only two more floors."
"Look at him; sittin' there, plottin' his next move!"
All the adults are oblivious to the reason why Tommy is crying
"Tommy, sweetheart, how did you get those?"
"Oh, here. Have a balloon."
"The kids will call him 'metal mouth' or 'tin grin' or, I don't know..."
"No, no, no! You're too big for bottles now!"
"...but how bout' a balloon?"
"Yeah, sorry. Wish we could help!"
"No, honey. I'm sorry, but Dr. Homer says you're too big for bottles!"
"Sorry, Tommy, but you're way too big for me!"
"No, Tommy, it's time to use me now!"
"You're just the right size for me!"
"25 pounds of prime striped sea bass. Never did catch him, neither."
"Reptar! We want Reptar! Reptar!"
"And this time, don't forget the Fudgy Ding-A-Ling bars!"
"Hey, where's your grandpa?"
"He'll be all right. Hey, you seen Reptar?"
Tommy and a carton of yogurt land on packs of Tighties diapers
"Still lookin' for Reptar."
The windmill carries Tommy up to the store's lighting fixtures by his diaper
Tommy slides down the pyramid
"Just look at this place! In my day, they kept these markets clean!"
"Well, I don't know how they got here, but they sound a lot better than 'Corrugated Bran Puffs'!"
"What's it for, anyway?"
"Yeah, what's it for?"
"He's trapped in the backfield!"
"Boy, what's going on down there, Chick?"
The entire living room is a mess thanks to the babies being left unsupervised
"And what are those horrible stains all over my living room?"
"Since it was your clown lamp, you get to be the judge."
"No! Judge! Can't you babies talk right?!"
"And here's your gravel. Just hit in on the table and say, 'Order! Order!'"
"Now, since I'm the smartest person here, I'm gonna be the persecutor."
"Order! Order! Maybe you guys should talk about the clown lamp instead of who was it."
"I'm bad, Tommy! Real bad!"
"Angelica did it? You mean, you broke my lamp?"
"But you know what? There's nothing you babies can't do about it, cause' you can't talk!"