The Santa Experience/Gallery

The Santa Experience	Gallery	Transcript

A man at the mall operates the snowflake machine

Angelica tells the Mall Santa all the presents she wants

"You're a phony!"

"Wow!"

"I'll drink a couple of quarts of eggnog and fall asleep in front of the TV!"

"You can have em', all right, but it's gonna cost you!"

"Wait!"

"It can't be! It just can't be! Santa's just a smelly old guy in red pajamas!"

"There's just no way he could have known!"

"And what did you get?"

"It all started when the first present was given by the Pilgrims a long, long time ago."

Phil and Lil watch Angelica sled down the hill

"Wow. It was only your dad, Tommy."

"Boy, for a minute there, I was gettin' really scared."

"I thought it was Santa."

Chas is trapped in the fireplace

Chas scares Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil

"Santa!"

"Little problem with the chimney, hmm?"

"Merry Christmas, Tommy!"

"Phil, Lil, aren't you guys up past your bedtime?"

"Well, gotta go. Another 900 million children on my list."

"You mean you..."
"Did you trade Angelica your Reptar doll just to get me these crayons?"
"And you traded your coloring book to get me my Reptar space helmet!"
"Thanks!"

"Thanks, Angelica!"
"Ewww, baby germs!"

"I'm calling from my car phone. You see, my car skidded off the road,"

"Angelica, is that a lump of coal?"

Santa flies off into the distance.