Chuckie: (voice-over) "Janucember sixty second, it was a night just like any other and then disaster striked." [Instead of January or December]
(Chuckie plays with his fire engine, which ends up in a hallway. Stu trips up on Chuckie's fire engine toy, and falls, and a wheel from the toy comes rolling in after Stu fell. Chas picks up the fire engine and hands it back to Chuckie.)
Chas: Better watch where you leave your toys, Chuckie.
Stu: Boy, it's really coming down out there, Pop.
Grandpa: Yep, looks like we might have a real blizzard on our hands.
(The phone rings.)
Stu: I ll get it!
(The camera moves back to the playpen.)
Phil: The grown ups say a brizzards coming down on us.
Lil: What's a "Brizzard"?
Tommy: I don't know, but don't worry, our Dads would never let anything bad happen to us.
Chuckie: Guys! My brand new fire engine! It's broke! It was my favoritist fire engine I ever had, Santa brought it too me.
Tommy: Don't worry, Chuckie!
Chuckie: Don't worry? First a brizzard and now this, what's not too worry about?
(The camera moves to the adults.)
Stu: I can't believe it! Didi said she's staying over with Betty and Howard on account of the snow.
Grandpa: But they're just next door!
Chazz: Better safe than sorry!
(The scene changes to the Rugrats sleeping*
(Chuckie wakes up.)
Chuckie: (voice over) "Decembercember first, the next morning we waked up to a big surprise." (end voice over) Wake up Tommy wake up!
Tommy: What Is it Chuckie?
(They both look out the window. It is snowing everywhere. Lil and Phil sit up.)
Lil: Hey look, the sky is falling!!
Tommy: That must be it Chuckie, a brizzard is when the sky falls!
Chuckie: No wonder my Dad did`nt want to go outside!
Grandpa: Looks like the North Pole out there, eh, scouts?
Chuckie: (voice over) "It was then that I got my idea."
(Stu runs in near the breakfast table.)
Stu: Yippee schools been cancelled!
Chas: Stu your thirty five years old, you don't have to go to school anymore.
Stu: Oh yeah your right, but isn't this snow great? (Lil knocks over glass of milk) I can't wait to take the kids outside!
(The kids look at one another with shocked faces.)
(Outside in the snow, Phil walks on a snow drift, then sinks under.)
Chas: Hey, Stu, think fast!
(Chas pegs a snowball.)
Stu: Why, you! Hey, Pop, can you keep an eye on the kids for a minute?
(Stu chases after Chas.)
(Phil reappears from out of the snow.)
Phil: (laughs) That was fun!
Chuckie: Hey guys, I got a great idea to fix my fire engine!
Phil: You do?
Lil: What is it?
Chuckie: Well, Tommy's Grandpa said the North pole was near here right?
Chuckie: And that's where Santa lives right?
Chuckie: So we can go to the North pole find Santa and he'll fix my fire engine!
(The other babies stare with blank looks.)
Tommy: Oh, let me get this straight, you want to go all the way to the North pole?
Chuckie: Oh, yeah...
Tommy: You want to climb over dangerous ice mountains, fight the scary storm and cross miles of frozen plungers?
Chuckie: Well, when you put it that way...
Tommy: Chuckie, that's a great idea!
Phil & Lil: Yeah!
(Angelica pops her head round from behind a tree)
Angelica: Go see Santa without me? We'll see about that! heh, heh, heh! (evil laugh)
(The Rugrats are pulling a wagon filled with toys.)
(Lil runs and grabs an extra toy.)
Tommy: Sorry, Lil, but we gotta travel light, we can only bring important stuff.
Lil: Hmmm, I guess your right!
(Lil hops on top of the wagon. Tommy, Phil, and Chuckie try to pull the wagon.)
Chuckie: We're never going to get to the North poll this way!
Tommy: You're right, Chuckie. Hey, Spike! Yeah, march!
(All of the babies are in the wagon with Spike pulling it.)
Chuckie: (voice over) "Decembuary eleventh, we set out on expilition to the North pole, I was worried, but as usual our leader Tommy didn't seem to be a scared he's a brave baby, I just hope he know what he was doing..."
(Phil hiccups, then sighs. The mountain starts to rumble. Phil repeats two more times, with the rumbling increasing intensity.)
Chuckie: Avalanche, avalanche!!
(In reality, a handful of snow falls in their cart. The next scene shows what the babies are imagining.)
Chuckie: (voice over) "Septober fifty eight, no sign of Santa or the North Pole, I could see the others we're getting worried so I decided to speak up..."
Chuckie: Who's bright idea was this anyway?
Tommy: Don't worry, the North Pole must be around here some place.
(Spike runs off.)
Lil: What are we going to do now Tommy?
Tommy: I don't know, I guess we're stuck here.
Chuckie: But Tommy it's so cold.
Phil: Yeah a wet diaper would freeze in no time out here!
Tommy: We gotta bulid an igloo come on!
Chuckie: (voice over) "So we started to build, I did'nt have the heart to ask Tommy how a house made out of cold snow could possibly keep us warm."
Lil: And we got part of a Reptar bar and some lint and a penny.
Chuckie: That's all the food?
Lil: That's it!
Tommy: Okay, you guys, we gotta make this last until somebody finds us.
Phil: Can I have the lint??
Chuckie: What if nobody finds us?
Tommy: They'll come Chuckie, they gotta come.
(The babies wait, but nobody comes.)
Lil: I'm cold.
Chuckie: I'm hungry.
Phil: I'm cold and hungry and I think I need a new diaper!
Tommy: You guys, I better go get help.
Chuckie: But Tommy It's freezing out there, we're miles from civilization, you'll never make it.
Tommy: Maybe not, but I gotta try, I got you guys into this mess and Im gonna get you out.
(Tommy crawls out of the igloo and off into the snow; the others watch him.)
Chuckie: What a brave baby...
Phil & Lil: Bring fresh diapers!!
(Tommy sees someone ahead; can't quite make out who.)
Angelica: (throws snowball at Tommy) Halt, who goes there?
Tommy: It's me, Tommy!
Angelica: I am Angelinook of the North, why came you unbidden to my snowbound kingdom!
Angelica: What are you doing here?
Tommy: Oh! My sled crahsed and it's cold and we're all out of Reptar bars.
Angelica: You weren't on your way to see Santa we're you?
Tommy: Well, yeah we we're!
Angelica: Baby, this is your lucky day, Angelinook of the North is going to save you and your friend and we're all going to go to the North pole!
Tommy: We are?
Tommy: Say, why are you helping us like this?
Angelica: Oh, no special reason, I mean the North pole is where all the toys in the world are kept, but really, I'm just doing this 'cause I'm your friend Tommy.
Tommy: Gee thanks!
Chuckie: (voice over) "Decembuary thirty third, still no sign of Tommy, but I fear none was lost."
Phil: Where do you think Tommy Is?
Lil: Maybe he got eaten by polar bears?
Phil: Or wolves!
Lil: Or the abondable snowman!
Phil: Or a penguin!
Chuckie & Lil: A penguin???
Chuckie: I think we gotta go find him
Phil: Why you wanna go find a penguin?
Chuckie: Come on! *Grabs hands*
Chuckie: (voice over) "And so we we're off, in search of our lost companion."
(Tommy and Angelica appear ahead.)
Chuckie: I thought you were eaten by a polar bear!
Tommy: I thought you guys were frozen solid!
Angelica: Hey babies, anybody want a Reptar bar?
Angelica: Not so fast, If I'm gonna do something for you, you gotta do something for me.
(The babies are pulling Angelica in the wagon.)
Chuckie: (voice over) "Decembuary one hundred and fifty six, with the help of Angelinook of the the North, we was once more headed for the pole, as much as I feared her strange victory ways, I sensed her experience would serve us well."
Angelica: March, march, what's the hold up?
Tommy: We're lost.
Angelica: You dumb babies, how hard can it be to find the North pole, all you gotta do is go North!
Chuckie: Lets face it! No one knows where we're going! We'll just keep going around in circles till we freeze! Well, not me! I quit!
Angelica: You can't quit!
Chuckie: I can too and that's just what I'm gonna do!
Tommy: Wait Chuckie, look!
(Everyone looks to where Tommy is pointing.)
Angelica: The North Pole!
Tommy: Come on guys!
Angelica: Wait a minute, If this is the North Pole, where's Santas house? I don't see nothing! No toy factory! No funny little elves! Not even a lame old reindeer turd! [yelling at Tommy] And where's Santa Claus house huh? Where's Santa Claus???
Chuckie: Oh no you guys! Don't you see?
Chuckie: We must of got turned around somewhere! This isn't the North Pole at all!
Phil: It's not?
Chuckie: No, it's the South Pole!
Angelica: Great, you babies have done it again.
Tommy: Wait, don't you see what we did?
Phil: Made another mistake?
Lil: Got ourselves lost forever?
Tommy: No! we've done the impossible! We've faces the elephants! Beat up the odds! We've tracked across the frozen wildermess!
Tommy: We've done something no other babies have done before, we've discovered the South Pole!!
(Rugrats erect a flag of a baby bottle on the South Pole's candy cane. 'A shadow appears.)
Chuckie: What's that?
Angelica: (shouting) Oh no, the adominable snowman! (normal voice, to audience) He lives down here, you know!
Chuckie: I can't look!
(Grandpa's face appears from behind the snowman he is making.)
Grandpa: Hey kids, having fun? Maybe it's time you sprouts came inside to warm up.
(The camera moves to the children inside the playpen.)
Angelica: No toys! Not one single measly toy!
Lil: At least we had fun.
Tommy: And my Grandpa fixed Chuckie's fire truck so we didn't even have to bother Santa!
Chuckie: (voice over) "Barch 1st. Our ordeal is over. (Pan to window) We have rebelled with the naked North and this time at least, (cut to baby bottle flag) we have won.