"Tommy, you're gonna love this place."
"I'm Sandra, I'll be Tommy's playtime counsellor."
"I'm Jonathan, I'll be Tommy's nutritional coordinator. I serve only organically-grown fat and cholesterol-free macrobiotic foodstuffs."
"I'm Bob, I change the diapers."
Didi kisses Tommy goodbye
Tommy cries when Didi leaves him behind
"Oh, look, Tommy, a bally-wally."
Tommy stops crying when he is given his ball
"One, Jonathan, Six, this is One sounder Niner."
"You know, Grown-ups."
"You see that kid over there? That's big Justin."
"He's kinda the boss around here on account of he runs this place."
"They call her the Builder on account of she's always playing with blocks."
"And look over there. They call him Doughboy."
"He can make anything out of Play-Doh."
"That's Crybaby. He can make himself cry even when nothin's bothering him."
"Nice ball, kid. Give it to me!"
Everyone stops when they hear Tommy standing up to Big Justin
"Bet you a cookie Justin gets the ball."
Tommy and Big Justin fight over the ball
Tommy inadvertently destroys Builder's block tower...
...and Doughboy's Play-doh Cat
Sandra comes in to see what's the matter...
...and when she sees Builder's destroyed tower...
...and a crying Doughboy...
...she immediately blames Tommy
"Destructive Overreaction Syndrome. Procedure?"
"Fresh change of diapers?"
The other babies gasp when they hear that Tommy is going to time out
"They're gonna give him the pen!"
"I still say a nice change of diapers might cheer the little fella up!"
Jonathan sets the timer for five minutes, under Sandra's orders
"Whoa! Five minutes!"
"Those Screws just keep getting meaner and meaner!"
Tommy nearly cracks when he waits for his time-out to be over
"Listen, I did some thinkin' while I was in the pen."
"They caught him before he even reached the bars!"
"They transferred him to Happy Valley Daycare. We never saw him again."
Big Justin and Wiseguy agree to Tommy's plan
"The first thing we gotta do,"
"Is get the Screws' attention!"
"Hmmm. That young Tommy Pickles is quite popular for a first year."
"Yes, perhaps too popular."
"One sider Niner! One sider Niner! We have a crying situation!"
"Repeat, we have a crying situation! Over!"
"We've got a full-front tantrum situation!"
Tommy signals Wiseguy that the adults are distracted and his plan is working
Doughboy has made a model of the Statue of Liberty out of Play-doh
Big Justin climbs up the block tower
"It's too high! I can't reach it!"
Tommy climbs up the block tower to help Big Justin
Tommy and Didi are surprised to see each other
"Hello, Sweetie. Did you have a lovely day?"
Big Justin and Wiseguy watch as Didi takes Tommy home
"I knew Tommy'd keep his word."