"That's not fair! I want to see the kaliderscope!"
"You really want to see?"
"You really, really, really want to see?"
"So what you're saying is, my inventions are junk!"
"Don't put words in my mouth!"
"You're always putting words in my mouth!"
"You never have one encouraging thing to say about any of my inventions!"
"Okay, they're more fun than a root canal."
"My inventions are great!"
"For example, take this piece of junk you bought."
"She could have had a Stu Pickles Super Sense-o-Max kaleidoscope for the same price!"
"Well, maybe she didn't want a Stu Pickles Super Sens-o-Fuss-o-Whatever-it-is!"
"He started it!"
"Zip it, the both of you!"
"Ever since you were babies!"
"You mean Daddy and Uncle Stu used to fight when they were babies?"
"Fight? Ha! They made the Civil War look like a dang squirrel hunt!"
"What do you mean, Pop?"
"We never fought!"
"Are you kidding me? Them two were always going at it!"
"Why I remember one time when Stu was about..."
"Not even old enough to talk!"
"Yes, Sir. I remember it just like it was yesterday."
"I was in the repair business back then."
"'Magic Wrench Pickles', they called me."
"Your Grandma, rest her soul, was out of town, working on the Kefauver campaign."
"Everything in the place ran like clockwork."
"Hey! What's happ... Hey, this high-tech..."
"Everything's fine, dear. Just making some breakfast."
Baby Stu opens Baby Drew's cash register
"You know, Drew, my rocket ship is a much better toy than your crash register."
"Is not, Stuie."
"Soon Elk and Weasel will be kablooey!"
"You left your clock here in the middle of the street!"
"Good thing we conveniently showed up to return it to you before someone runs over it."
"But we will get them next time, my little, evil schwartznik."
"Tune in for the continued adventures of 'The Blast from Within',"
"Or 'An Alka-Seltzer Adventure',"
"Next time on The Blocky and Oxwinkle Show!"
"30 minutes? But that's almost forever!"
"Oh, yes! We're gonna play..."
"Now, which toy do you want to buy?"
"You're supposed to haggle!"
"I wouldn't haggle with you..."
"...if you gave me $500.00!"
"$200.00, and that's my final offer!"
Baby Drew throws Baby Stu's rocket ship...
Baby Stu and Baby Drew realize they're in trouble now
"Well, if you hadn't have kicked my cash register, I wouldn't have thrown your rocket!"
"Oh yeah? Well, if you hadn't have made me play that dumb game, I wouldn't have..."
"Dagnabbit, will you two cut it out?"
"Did they really only have TV..."
"...in black and white then, Grandpa?"
"Yep, and no remote control, neither!"
"So what happened next, Pop?"
"Well, I was angrier than a swarm of hornets!"
"It was time to teach them a lesson!"
"What'd you do, Grandpa?"
"Push em' in the mud? Make em' eat bugs?"
"Put itching powder in their diapers?"
"Hurry, Oxwinkle! It's time to obliviously save the day in the nick of time..."
"No more Blocky and Oxwinkle!"
Baby Stu and Baby Drew cry
"You can blubber all you want..."
"...but it ain't gonna help!"
"Now, you two sprouts play nice."
"I'll let you watch Lawrence Welk tonight!"
Baby Stu and Baby Drew stop crying for a second...
...before they cry even harder
"Oops. Time to open up the store!"
"It's the Edzell! It won't start!"
"It's The Dimstones! Blocky and Oxwinkle aren't there!"
"Oh, no! It's The Stetsons!"
"Cursed kalamuzzov! I have feeling our evil plan is going to fail again, just like in the other 397 episodes!"
Mr. Namby's Edzell gets towed
"Well, can't fix them all."
"You say a little man with a mustache offered to fix our brakes for free?"
"Our plan is working, Uri. Soon Elk and Weasel will be swiss cheese!"
Lou unknowingly messes with the picture
"I'll put my fist in your mouth!"
"Take a look over there!"
"We have to find sneakier way to trick them, my litle no-goodnik!"
Even after over 30 years, Stu and Drew still laugh at Blocky and Oxwinkle
"Guess some things will never change."