Rugrats in Paris: The Movie/Transcript

This is the transcript for Rugrats in Paris: The Movie.

Transcript

The camera shows the Wombat club, where Grandpa Lou and Lulu are celebrating their wedding...

Tommy: I believe in the playground. It's my favordist place in the whole wild world, but two yesterdays ago (Angelica dips a cookie in a glass of milk) a thing happened when we were playing there. Some big boys took my brother's binkie and buried it in the sandbox.

Dil: Binky, bye bye.

Tommy: They make my brother cry. (Angelica dips a cookie in a glass of milk again) So I said, "Dilly, this is a job for the Bobfather!"

Shows Angelica with a milk mustache sitting at a desk...

Angelica: You come to me on the day of this wedding and ask me to take care if the boys who made your brother cry?

Tommy: Um, no. Dil just wants a new binkie.

Angelica spits out milk.

Angelica: That's it! A binkie?! I don't get to squeeze no ones head of pull no ones hair?!

Tommy: Uh, no.

Dil: Binkie please.

Angelica: Dumb baby. Can't even make a good wish. Alright, kiss my ring. (Dil licks and drools on Angelica's ring) Eww! Go send the next one in and tell him to bring a sponge!

Tommy and Dil leave and go into a room where Grandpa Lou and Lulu are celebrating their wedding. Boris is playing the accordion. Music starts to play while Chuckie tries to dance

Chuckie: 9, 11 uh 20...

Susie: Chuckie, you're not supposed to look at your feet when you're dancing.

Chuckie: But I'se go to, Susie. They just keep getting tangelied up.

Susie laughs

Phil and Lil try to crawl up to the wedding cake

Lil: Faster, Phillip! We gots to get the people on top.

Phil: I got dibs on the feet.

Tommy: Phil, Lil, the Bobfather wants to see you now.

Phil and Lil slid down the wedding cake

Drew: I can't believe Angelica saw that movie last night.

Charlotte: I can't mother and merger at the same time. Besides she only saw a scene or two. It couldn't have made an impression.

Cut to Phil and Lil talking to Angelica

Lil: Uh, Bobfather, We founded this in our crib.

Lil holds up the head of a rocking horse

Angelica: Well that's what you get for wiping your burgers on Cynthia!

Phil: So that's where I'd left 'em!

Cut to the dancing room, Dil is on deck sucking on a disk while Tommy dances with his diaper sagging down, he quickly pulls it up

Wedding DJ: And now let's give a warm of applause to the number one newlyweds out of this weeks top ten married couples: Mr. Lou and Lulu Pickles!

Grandpa Lou: Come on Lulu, Let's show these whipper snappers how it's done!

Lulu: I didn't get these plastic hips for nothin'.

Grandpa Lou and Lulu start to dance

Betty: So Chas buddy, you think you're ever tie the knot again? Cause I got a cousin whose lookin'. Big bones, board shoulders, and she eat her weight in cheese in cheese in one sitting.

Chas: Thanks, Betty, but cheese gives me hives. So does dating. Boy, Lou and Lulu sure can boogie.

Cut to Angelica talking to Chuckie

Angelica: You're like family to me, Finster. Name your wish.

Chuckie: Um, um. Gosh, Bobfather. I don't know what to wish for.

Angelica: Just pick something already! (Chuckie picks his nose) I don't mean your nose!

Susie comes in

Susie: Come on, Chuckie! Grandpa Lou's throwing a gardner.

Susie, Chuckie and Angelica leave the room

Angelica sees a baby in a bear dress sucking on his binkie

Angelica: I'll take that binkie.

Angelica snatches a binkie from a baby and he starts to cry

Angelica: Here you go, drolly.

Sticks binky in Dil's mouth

Angelica: It fell off a truck.

Tommy: See, Dilly? You got your wish!

Grandpa Lou gets punch from the punch bowl

Drew: I'm really happy for you, pop.

Stu: Yeah. Lulu's a great lady.

Grandpa Lou: Yeah, she's a keeper. Of course no one will ever replace your mother. It's her love in here that helped this old geezer love again.

Wedding DJ: Alright folks, now it's time for a special dance for all the kids and their moms.

Didi picks up Tommy and Dil

Didi: Mommy just loves dancing with her handsome boys.

Music plays as all the mothers dance with their kids. Chuckie looks sadly at everyone dancing

Chuckie: Angelica... Wait, Angelica! I think I know - I know what I want to wish for now. I'd kinda like to have a new mommy.

Angelica: Sorry, Finster. That game's over. 'Sides I'm wanted on the dance floor.

Angelica gives her mother a hug

Chuckie: But that's my wish.

Chas was sitting at the table, Chuckie was still watching everyone dancing, then Chas comes up to him then hugs him

Chas: Well, it's getting late, Chuckie. What do you say we head home?

Chas picks up Chuckie and they leave. Cut to Chuckie's house where Chas is looking through old pictures of Melinda until Chuckie comes out of his room awake.

Chas: Chuckie, what are you doing up? (Chuckie yawns) I was just looking through some of our old things. Remember your Wawa? Your mommy made it for you. Oh, Chuckie. Your mommy was an amazing woman. I bet she's in heaven right now looking down on us. I've been missing her so much, Chuckie. You know, maybe we could use a mommy touch around here. Huh, little guy? (Chuckie went back to sleep)