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[Cymbals crash]
[Light percussive music]
♪
- Woof!
♪
[Gasps]
♪
- [Giggles]
♪
[Dog barking]
[Twins giggling]
- [Giggling]
♪
Woof!
♪
- Ah!
[Machine whirring]
- Do you think
that's enough pencils
For preschool tomorrow,
mama?
- [Laughs]
Looks like enough
for the whole class.
Oh, so, sweetheart,
are you excited about preschool?
- Yeah, I can't wait.
- I know you're gonna do
very well.
Now, is there anything else
you'd like to take
In your new backpack?
- All right, class,
time to learn your alphabets,
So sit up straight
and pay attention.
- I can't wait till angelica
goes to preschool.
- Yeah, and then she won't be
here to boss us around no more.
- ♪ A, b, c, d, e, f, g,
♪ H, i, k, k, l, o,
let's go p ♪
- Wow, they must need
a giant diap-y.
- ♪ H I k
- Pre school is giving me
a head hurt-y.
- When's she gonna
stop singing?
- Soon, I hope.
- Hey, you know what happens
to kids who talk in class?
- Not exactly.
- Nope.
- Nuh-uh.
- Not really.
- I'm sure you're gonna tell us.
- They get kicked out
of preschool.
All: yay.
- Whoo-hoo.
Why didn't you say so?
- What a relief.
- Good-bye.
- Good-bye, angelica.
- Dumb babies.
Now, where was i, cynthia?
♪ A, b, c, c, d, e
- Practicing for school?
Good girl.
That's the kind of initiative
that'll take you
Straight to the top.
[Cell phone rings]
Charlotte here.
- Hi, charlotte.
It's lucy.
- Hi, lucy.
Angelica and I
were just getting ready
For the big day tomorrow.
- That's why I'm calling.
Charlotte,
if your schedule's tight,
I'd be happy to take angelica
to preschool.
- Oh, and miss
my little darling's first step
Up the ladder?
Not on your life.
- Hi, susie's doctor mom.
Can I talk to susie?
- She's right here,
angelica.
- Hi, angelica.
Ready for preschool?
- Of course I'm ready.
I already know all my alphabets.
♪ A b c d --
- There's a lot more to learn
Than just the alphabet,
angelica.
- Maybe for you, carmichael,
but then I guess everybody
Can't be a born genius like me.
I'm gonna be the best-est
preschooler in the whole class.
- Yeah? Well, I'm gonna be
a good preschooler too.
- Who cares about good?
I'm gonna be the best-est.
- Mm-hmm,
we'll just see about that.
We're almost there.
- Phew, finally.
- [Laughs]
Oh, tell me about it.
No, no, no, no,
I'll tell you rather.
[Laughs]
[Dogs barking]
- Are they going
to preschool too, mama?
- [Laughs]
No, honey,
this is a community center.
There are activities
for people
Of different ages and...species.
[All speaking simultaneously]
- Welcome to preschool,
everyone.
Children, it's time to say
good-bye to your parents.
Bye-bye.
[All speaking simultaneously]
- You have to be strong,
dad.
- But clark,
I don't want to go.
[Sobbing]
- No me voy a ir de aqui
Hasta que vacias
tus bolsillos, dulce.
- Mama, I swear,
I don't have anymore candy.
Except those.
- Have a wonderful day,
susie.
- Mommy is so proud
of her big girl.
- I know they must be
experiencing
Terrible separation anxiety.
- Later, mom.
- See you.
- Or not.
- Bye, baby.
- Yeah, have fun.
- [Crying]
- There, there.
Dulce, you're getting
your pretty dress all dirty.
Johnny, this is not
a clothing-optional school.
Clark, get down from there
this instant
And tell your father to go home.
- Bye, dad.
Superman!
[All speaking simultaneously]
- Teacher, teacher,
guess what.
I dressed myself today.
- You look very nice,
harold.
- Thanks.
- Bozo himself
couldn't have done a better job.
- This is my competition?
I've got the best-est
preschooler title
In the bag.
- Ahem.
Are you forgetting about me,
angelica?
- You?
Ha.
Watch this if you want
to see a pro in action.
Teacher, I got the most special
surprise for you.
I mean, besides the
fact that you got me,
The best-est preschooler
in the whole world,
In your class.
- Why, I've never seen
anything like it.
It is the most beautiful flower
I have ever seen.
- I grew it myself
from a little seed.
- [Gasps]
Oh, I know the perfect place
for it.
Yes, I do.
Thank you.
- What's the big deal?
Anybody can pour water
on a dumb seed.
- Yeah, but not anybody
can color inside the lines.
- Argh.
- Children,
please come take a seat.
- No, it's my chair.
- No fair, susie.
I saw it first.
- Sorry, this chair's reserved
for the best-est preschooler.
- I know.
Now, move it.
- No way.
- Girls,
is there a problem?
Do we need to learn to use
our friendship words?
- No, ms. Weemer.
I decided to give my seat
to susie,
Because she was crying
like a baby.
- How thoughtful of you.
Susie, can you say thank you
to angelica?
- Thank you, angelica.
- Ha, move it or lose it, twerp.
- Make me.
- [Laughs]
- Whoa!
- Gee, thanks.
- Harold, if you need
to use the restroom,
It's in the back
of the class.
- [Screams]
- Guess he doesn't
have to go after all.
- Now, class, I would like
to introduce you
To my very special
friend, corky.
Hello, boys and girls.
- Oh, brother.
All: hi, corky.
- Would you like to
be my friend?
All: yeah.
- Okeydokey,
tom and loki.
Why don't you start
by telling me what you want
To be when you grow up?
- I'm johnny.
- I'm lars.
- I'm dulce,
and I want to be dancer.
- [Laughs]
One at a time.
- I want to be a scientist
when I grow up.
- Wow, scientists are
the most smart people.
- How smart can she be?
She's talking to a puppet.
- Corky, I'm gonna
have a real important job
When I'm growed up.
I'm gonna be a fireman,
just like my poppy.
Now, you want to see me
wiggle my ears?
- Hey, dorky.
- The name's corky.
- Whatever.
I want to be the best-est
teacher in the world.
Just like our wonderful teacher,
ms. Weemer.
- You're making that up.
- That's nice, angelica,
but being a teacher is very,
Very hard work.
- Oh, then maybe a movie star
or a singer.
I have a beautiful voice.
♪ La, la, la, la
- Oops, time's up,
right, ms. Weemer?
- That's right, corky.
Now, let's learn about
shapes, shall we, class?
- Let's draw.
- Nice equal sides.
Very good, susie.
- Hey, hey.
- Ms. Weemer,
are my shapes all right?
- [Gasps]
Angelica,
they're perfect.
- I try.
- [Growls]
- [Groaning]
Hey, what's the rush,
carmichael?
- I'm not rushing, angelica.
I'm just good
at putting things together.
Here, let me get it for you,
harold.
- Thanks, susie.
- [Gasps]
oh.
- I'd go easy on the glue
if I was you, carmichael.
- Angelica,
you did that on purpose.
- Did not.
- Did so.
- Did not.
- Did so.
- Did not.
- So.
- Girls.
Girls?
Girls!
Both: what?
- Recess.
[Laughter]
- ♪ Ice cream soda,
cherry on top ♪
♪ Who's the best-est
preschooler, I forgot ♪
♪ Angelica pickles,
pickles, pickles ♪
- ♪ Susie carmichael,
carmichael, carmichael ♪
- ♪ Pickles, pickles
- ♪ Carmichael, carmichael
Eh, eh.
Speaking of ice cream--
- Ice cream.
Where?
Whoa.
- Gee, giving up so soon?
Don't want to be late for class.
See you later, angelica.
- [Growls]
- Lovely.
- Gosh, susie, I like
your picture of ms. Weemer.
- Thanks, harold,
and I like your fire truck.
- [Snickers]
- [Screams]
Oh, susie.
- But ms. Weemer--
- Look at my picture,
ms. Weemer.
- Angelica, is that me?
Oh, oh, it's lovely.
- Well, it's easy when you got
such a pretty model.
- Oh, stop it.
You're making me blush.
- Everything about you
is pretty.
Your hair is pretty.
Your smile's pretty.
- Angelica, I will give you five
more minutes to cut that out.
- Even your...uh,
Coffee cup is pretty.
- Oh,
my former fiance roger
Gave that mug to me
Just before he left me
at the altar.
It's all I've got left of him.
I love that mug.
Excuse me while I go powder
my face...
[Cries]
Nose.
[Sobbing]
- Now look what you've done,
angelica.
- Me?
I didn't do anything.
It was you.
- [Gasps]
my new dress.
You wrecked it.
- I didn't mean to.
- Okay, then I didn't mean
to do this.
[Laughs]
- Hey.
[Both arguing]
- Hey, can I play?
- [Groaning]
[All speaking simultaneously]
- Hey,
quit messing...
[All speaking simultaneously]
- Oh!
Both: oh.
- Now look what you did,
carmichael.
You broke ms. Weemer's
favorite-est mug.
- I didn't break it,
angelica.
You did.
- Did not.
- Did so.
- None of this
would have happened
If you'd just let me be
the best-est preschooler.
- Neither one of us
is gonna be the best-est
Once ms. Weemer sees her cup.
- [Gasps] we'll get kicked
out of preschool.
- But I was gonna be
a scientist.
What's gonna happen to us now?
- We've got to fix that mug.
- But how?
You used up all of my glue.
- Then we'll just have to
find some more.
- [Crying]
[Sniffles]
[Gasps]
Well, you were all very busy
while ms. Weemer was gone,
Weren't you, children?
It's been a very long morning.
I think i--i mean,
we could use a little nap.
- Supermans don't take naps.
- I'm not even tired.
[Laughs]
- Quit your moaning
and go to sleep.
- Now, class, I would like you
to be very quiet
Until the big hand
reaches the .
That's all the way up
to the tippy top here,
And if you do that,
Then we'll all have juice
and cookies.
[Yawns]
- As soon as she's asleep,
we'll make a run for it, okay?
- But what if someone finds out
we're gone.
- Just worry about fixing
the mug
And leave the sneaky business
to me.
- Oh, roger.
- [Snoring]
- Oh, oh, ah,
oh, oh, ah, oh.
[Dogs barking]
- Where'd it go?
How do I get it back?
- [Groans]
- Carmichael, quick, over here.
- You did it, angelica.
You really are good
at being sneaky.
- Tell me something
I don't know,
And since you got lots
of talent at boring stuff,
You can glue the mug
back together.
- Okay, thanks...i think.
Uh-oh, someone's coming.
[Both gasp]
- Hi, guys.
[Both scream]
What's the matter?
- Harold.
- What are you doing here?
You're supposed to be
in class sleeping.
- I thought you might be
doing something fun.
- Jeez, pipe down, would you?
- You better go back to class,
harold.
- He can't.
He'll wake everybody up
and blow our cover.
Stay right here
and don't move.
- Ah.
- [Gasps]
You better have a key
to that door.
- I'm little.
I don't have a key to nothing.
- Then go find us some glue
right now or else.
- You're not the boss of me.
- [Growls]
- I'll be right back
with the glue, boss.
- Well, where is it?
- [Pants]
I couldn't find any glue,
but I found some tape instead.
- [Groaning]
- Oh, what's to eat?
- Our hearts fill with glee
when it's mommy and me.
- How many did you get?
- I don't know.
I can't count, but lots.
- Me too.
- Okay,
babies on their feet.
[All gasp]
- Oh, my goodness.
- It doesn't look very sturdy.
- Who cares?
As long as we get it back
to ms. Weemer in one piece.
- Wow, you broked it again.
- [Sighs]
- It's all in the wrist,
people.
Now,
keep that caramel in motion.
Twirl those apples.
It's all in the wrist,
people.
- This stuff ought to work.
It's real sticky.
- I know.
Ow, ow, ow.
- Done.
Come on.
Let's get back to class.
- [Screams]
a mouse.
[Cries]
- Oh.
Uh-oh.
- Looks like we might as well
start packing for the circus.
- Yeah, I guess we'll never be
productive membranes
Of society.
- Hey,
watch where you're...
[Gasp]
It's a miracle.
- Hey, how'd you little guys
get in here?
- That was a close one,
huh, guys?
Guys?
- We'll give him back the
mug just as soon as it's safe.
- Like when we're growed up
and already got good jobs.
- We better hurry.
The big hand's almost on the .
- Why do I get a funny feeling
like we're forgetting something?
Both: harold.
- Oh,
there's so much to do.
We'll need a bigger tank...
[Both panting]
Lots of things; I'm gonna have
to go to the store and...
[Laughs]
- Hi, guys.
- I say we save ourselves
and leave hairball behind.
- It's harold,
and that's not nice.
- All right, all right,
But how are we gonna
get him out?
- Ouch.
- Harold, tie that thing
around your waist,
And we'll pull you out.
- But I'm not good at tying.
- Just tie the hose.
- [Sighs]
- Ready.
- Pull.
[Both grunting]
- [Screams]
[Both groaning]
Whee, I'm flying.
[Both groan]
[Laughs]
Whoo-whee, I'm flying.
- All he had to do...
- Was unlock the door.
- [Laughs]
[Screams]
That was fun.
Can I do it again?
Both: no.
- Come on, guys.
We can still make it if we run.
[All panting]
Shh, shh.
- [Snores]
[Alarm ringing]
Angelica,
what are you doing?
- Oh, nothing, ms. Weemer.
I was just admiring
your beautiful cup.
- [Sighs]
That cup does not belong to me.
- What?
Of course it's yours.
It's got the same little
flowers and leaves and--
- I mean,
this cup belongs to the past.
I still have my health,
my work, ha, my looks.
It's time to move on.
[Cup shattering]
Rise and shine, class.
- All that work for nothing?
- What a waste of time.
- Hey,
look on the bright slide.
- We won't get kicked out
of preschool?
- No, I flew-ed.
Whee, I'm flying.
- Who's ready for juice
and cookies?
[All speaking simultaneously]
- I never would have thought
we'd make a good team.
- I guess we're both
the best-est preschoolers.
- Since you two
are such good friends now,
I'm sure you don't mind
sharing the last cookie,
Do you?
- Not at all.
- 'Course not.
- I'll break it in two,
susie.
- That's all right,
angelica.
I'll do it.
- But I'm a better breaker.
- Are not.
- Am too.
- Are not.
- Give me the cookie,
carmichael.
- Make me, pickles.
[Both arguing]
- I'll break you!
- I'll break you!
- You'll be sorry.
- [Roars]
- Boy, it sure was nice not
having mean old angelica
Bossing us around all day.
- What a wonderful,
wonderful day.
- Hi, babies.
I'm back.
You probably missed me a lot,
But you'll just have to
get used to it,
Because now that I'm in school,
You won't be seeing me much
no more.
- You mean you got to go
to preschool again?
- Of course.
I'll be going
practically every day.
All: every day?
[All cheering]