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(In the opening! We see some crackers smashing! We cut to Angelica who's making crumbs out of them! We then hear Charlotte talking on the phone!)
Charlotte: ...is very exciting to me! The only reason I'm not at this meeting is that it's Passover! And I have to! Passover your highness! It's a Jewish holiday! Well! It's hard to explain actually! I guess it's about freedom! Oh No! Your highness! That's not a dig at monarchy!
(While Charlotte is busy talking on the phone! Angelica is shown putting jam on crackers! Charlotte places a cracker with jelly on Charlotte's hand!)
Charlotte: [Charlotte turns to Angelica!] How many times do I have to tell you! (Over the phone a man is heard yelling!) Oh no! Your highness! Not you! You see my daughter... Oh!
(The man hangs up!)
Charlotte: Drat! I've just not insulted the Sultan of Brunei! (Charlotte turns to Angelica!) Angelica! What do you think you're doing!
Angelica: Making crumbs! Want some! (Angelica holds out Angelica's hands which have crumbs on them!)
Charlotte: I told you not to touch that food until we get to Boris and Minka's house!
Angelica: I don't see why we have to go there anyway! They're not Tommy's grandma and grandpa! Not mine!
Drew: Angelica! Maybe you'll have fun! Passover's a very meaningful holiday!
Angelica: A holiday! Are there presents!
Drew: Well! No!
(Angelica frowns!)
Charlotte: Passover is about something much more exciting then presents! It's about freedom!
Angelica: Freedom! You mean like when you can do whatever you want, and no one can tell you not to!
Charlotte: Well! Sort of!
Angelica: I'm free! I'm free!
(Charlotte groans! The camera cuts to Didi and Stu driving behind!)
Stu: Deed! Is this ceremony really necessary! It's so boring!
Didi: Passover isn't boring! It's a very meaningful holiday!
Stu: Well! If it's so meaningful! How come there's no presents!
Didi: Stu! The Passover seder is a time for Jewish families to come together and retell the history of their people! We've been doing it for thousands of years!
Stu: Sounds boring to me!
(Didi shows an upset face! The next scene shows Minka and Boris arguing!)
Minka: Why do we always have to things your way! Mr. Big-Shot!
Boris: Because my way is right! That's why!
Minka: Phea!
Minka: Boris? (Minka begins to cry)
Didi: Stu! Don't mention my father's name! Can't you see how it upsets my mother!
Angelica: Maybe Mr. Grandpa Boris.
Minka: Boris?
(Sobbing)
Chaz: I dropped Chuckie in the playpen with Tommy. I Hope Its Ok. Hey, Where's Boris?
(Minka Crying Again)
Tommy: Hi. I'm Moses.
Phil: Now look what you done, Lillian!
Lil: You did it, Phillip!
Minka: Boris! You're making me flush!
Stu: I can't lead a Seder, Ok? I'm not Boris!
Minka: Boris? (Sobbing)
Didi: Stu, now you made my mother cry.
(Door slams!)