Angelica puts borscht on motza
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
"A holiday? Are there presents?"
"Passover isn't boring! It's a very meaningful holiday!"
Because my way is right, that's why!
"Better you should wash your father's spotty glassware!"
"Too bad about your father, Didi. Nobody grinds gefilte fish like Boris!"
"We'll just bust out of this playpen and... uh-oh!"
"What's wrong, Tommy?"
"I left my screwdriver in my other diaper! Now how are we gonna get out of here?"
"Wow! Why are you being so nice to us?"
"This green vegetable before us, what does it mean?"
Pharoah Angelica eats Grapes
"Pleased to meet you. I'm Pharoah."
"And this is going to be my masterpiece. It's called a pyramid!"
"What's wrong, Pharoah? I built it just like you said!"
Phil and Lil pull their brick in separate directions...
...breaking it as a result
"We can't eat or play or even go potty unless Pharoah says so!"
"But Pharoah lets me do whatever I want and I'm a baby!"
"The Ambassadors of the Kingdom of Ethiopia!"
"Hail Pharoah! We bring you cupcakes to acknowledge your greatness!"
"We bring you fortune cookies, your wonderfulness!"
"We bring you Rock Star Cynthia, complete with sequined outfits and revolving stage!"
"And they said this holiday didn't have presents!"
"Nope, I came to tell you to let my babies go!"
"Pharoah, if you don't let my babies go right now, things are gonna get really bad around here!"
Pharoah is affected by Moses' many plagues
Moses calls off his plagues
Pharoah calls her father to see if she has any older brothers or sisters
"Hey, Moses! Your doorway had some kind of big, red smudge on it! But don't worry, I cleaned it up for you!"
"I don't know, Pharoah! The last time we made a deal, you changed your mind!"
"Chuckie, look at this bread, it's flat!"
"Well, you didn't by any chance, forget to put the yeast in the dough, did you?"
"Hey, look on the bright side; we just invented Motza!"
"Great, Cynthia! Another fine mess you've gotten us into!"
Minka tells Didi the bad news
Another failed attempt at a warning
Charlotte does a last minute phone call with Jonathan.
"Hey, where did everybody go?"
"Boris, you're making me flush."
Stu is terrible at the seder.
Charlotte thinks there's bread in cookies
Charlotte tries to get Jonathan to help her with her crisis on the phone earlier.
"Stu, now you made my mother cry!"
"DON'T CLOSE THE........door."
Angelica debates on bread being in cookies
Stu argues on "erb" or "herb"
"So this is where everyone went."
"I wonder if there's a fax machine up here?"
"I think you just read that part, Stu."