Spike wimpers miserably in the sweater Didi put on him
"Yikes! Deed, what have you done to Spike?"
"Don't you think he looks cute?"
"Oh, for goodness sake, he's a dog, Deed, not a... a... a poodle!"
Spike angrily takes off the sweater
"Oh, fine, Spike! If you want to run around naked all day, then go ahead!"
"Hey, you two, come and listen to my acceptance speech, will you?"
"Ah, sure, Pop."
"I never noticed before!"
"No wonder you're so happy all the time!"
Tommy takes off his shirt
"Oh, nothing. Tommy just took off his diaper."
"And hurry, this is my big ending!"
"Okay, champ, let's get this thing back on!"
As soon as Stu leaves, Tommy takes off his diaper and tosses it out of the playpen
"Now, just keep it on this time, and..."
"Tommy, I'm not kidding!"
"Get that thing off your head, you're going to give Tommy ideas!"
"Deed, what are we going to do?"
"But in my family, we wore clothes!"
"Cept' of course, for Great Aunt Lois, but that's another story."
"Well, according to Lipschitz, 'The spontaneous shedding of clothing by infants is a natural outgrowth of their desire to control their physical environment and explore their personal space'."
As Stu and Didi walk back into the kitchen, Tommy takes off his diaper and tosses it out of the playpen one last time
"Hiya, Deed! Say, how's Lou's speech comin'?"
"Oh, it's coming along fine, Betty, but he's very nervous."
"Well, you know, he is recieving an award in front of the full assembly of the fraternal order of Wombats."
"Do you have a new tooth?"
"I know, you're butt naked!"
"You don't have to wear clothes!"
"Come on, guys, you can do it, too! Just try it, it feels great!"
Phil takes off his shirt...
...and tosses it into a pile with the rest of his clothes
"Um, Lil, could I ask you a question?"
"Aaaah! Now they're all doing it!"
"You can't just go around without any clothes on."
"Cause'... your parents put em' on you, that's why!"
"Maybe they put em' on us so we can practice takin' em' off!"
"I don't think that's the reason, Tommy. I... I... oh, I don't know."
"I don't want to be nakie! It's just not natural!"
"But Chuckie, all the best people are nakie!"
"And Susie's Cat is nakie, and even Reptar's nakie!"
"Well, I guess if Reptar's nakie..."
Chuckie unsuccessfully tries to take off his shirt
"Great Yyvone Goulagon! What's going on here?"
"Don't start with that hippie Lipschitz, Deed!"
"The sixties are over, and we lost! So just get with the program, all right?!"
"I don't care what anybody says, Chuckie. Nakie is good, nakie is free, nakie is... nakie!"
"You're coming with me, champ!"
Tommy waves sadly to Chuckie as Stu takes him away
Stu builds the Pickles Baby Suspenders
"You have pressed nine. The spontaneous shedding of clothing by infants is a natural outgrowth of their desire to control their physical environment and explore their personal space."
"And so, on behalf of the Wombat Club of Winter Haven County..."
"I present this year's Golden Marsupial award to Lou Pickles!"
Tommy, Chuckie, and Didi all applaud for Lou
Tommy tries to pull off the Baby Suspenders, but to no avail
"Far from it! Or because I've been lucky. My poker buddies can tell you that's certainly not the case!
As Lou continues his speech, Tommy reaches out from under the table and grabs a fork...
...which he uses to break the mechanism on the Baby Suspenders...
...loosening them and allowing him to get them off
Stu and Didi are so bored listening to Lou's speech, that they've fallen asleep
"Chuckie, I'm going out there!"
Tommy roams around the aisles naked, getting the attention of everyone at the lodge
"Oh no, Stu!"
"Don't panic, Deed. We'll just pretend he isn't ours."
Tommy puts Lou's wombat hat on his head
"You know, I've gotten so many phone calls today."
"They liked your speech, Pop?"
"No, they hated my speech!"
"But they think my grandson's the cutest little thing they ever saw, with or without clothes!"
"So, I finally figured, there's lots of good reasons to wear clothes!"
"Chuckie, I know Spike's nakie, I know Reptar's nakie,"
"But we're not aminals, and we gotta wear clothes!"
Tommy jumps and splashes water, revealing that he and Chuckie are in the bathtub
"Well, whatever makes you happy."
As Didi takes Chuckie away to dry him off...
...Tommy continues playing in the bathtub with his clothes on