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Mother's Day | Gallery | Transcript |
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[The episode begins with macaroni and pasta floating in space until Angelica's angry eyes come in.]
Angelica: Hey! What are you babies doing with my macaroni?!
Tommy: We were just playing with them, Angelica.
Angelica: Well, it’s not for playing with. If you knowed anything, you’d know that you use macaroni to make art.
Tommy: Is that art?
Angelica: Course it’s art. I made it didn’t I, and I’m an artist.
Phil: Hey, this is pretty good,
Lil: She really is an artist,
Tommy: What do you want to do with it, Angelica.
Angelica: It’s a present for my mom.
Phil: What for?
Angelica: You babies are so dumb, I can’t believe you lived to be 1! Today is Mother’s Day.
Tommy: What’s Mother’s Day.
Angelica: Mother’s Day is the day everybody gives their mom presents.
Lil: Why does everybody gots to give their moms presents just for being moms?
Angelica: Well in your case, it’s to say you’re sorry.
Tommy: And why do you got to give your mom a present?
Angelica: So she’ll have 2 of me, Now get out of here, and let me work!
Lil: We don’t gots no presents for our mom Phillip.
Phil: I’ve got a piece of candy I’ve been saving, It’s stuck.
Tommy: But if we look around, we’ll find stuff our moms will like.
Lil: Where should we look?
Tommy: Where we find the best presents for each other.
Didi: So, what's Howard doing for you today?
Betty: Oh, I gave him the day off. What's he going to do? Cook me breakfast. He does that everyday. So, what are you going to do with your mom today, huh?
Didi: I'm taking her to my favorite health spa.
Betty: The International House of Mud. Great choice, Deed!
Didi: I sure hope she enjoys herself. The last thing my mom and I both liked was the troll costume for my 3rd grade pageant. Actually, I hated that.
Lil: Hey, look!
Tommy: What did you find?
Lil: I don't know.
Tommy: Those are Grandpa's glasses.
Phil: Too bad it's not a grandpa day.
Tommy: I found a cookie. Do you think my mom would like it?
Lil: Mmm hmm.
Phil: Uh huh.
Tommy: You guys, our moms worked hard to be our moms. We can't go eating all their presents.
Phil: Sorry.
Lil burped.
Betty: You know they import mud from all over the world for that spa?
Didi: I know! I can hardly wait.
Stu: Well deed, its here. Get ready for the ultimate breakfast and bed.
Betty: Stu, its practically lunchtime.
Stu: I had a few technical difficulties.
Chuckie: You'll do that for me?
Chuckie: Don't cry, Angelica Mom. I'll get it.
Angelica: Oh, great. I'll be watching TV.
Chuckie: BEE!
Phil: Go, Chuckie, go!
Stu: Oh, great.
Chuckie: Oh, great.