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Chuckie: Bird poop is thicker than water!
You don't understand, Chuckie.
I love you and you'll always be my brother.
But the truth is...
I'm not a real Finster.
[gasps]
You're not a real Finster?!
No, not technically.
Right.
A real Finster would have taught her brother
how to skate, so he won't spend
an entire party on his butt risking frostbite
or death by... a big, scary ice machine!
Sorry, I keep forgetting about that.
[telephone ringing]
Moshi-moshi.
Hi, Kioko.
Forget about it.
I'll find somebody else.
Hey, money.
Tommy, wait up.
Yo, Tommy, let's hook up later
What up, T?
Konnichi wa, Tommy-san.
[screaming]
[sighs]
That freak-- he is going down.
So I'm not banned from the club?
Are you kidding?
Everyone thought Kabuki Night was hilarious!
Thanks to your family, Little Tokyo Night's sold out.
Someone ordered a Finster-Finster Shake!
Duty calls.
Where's Chuckie?
This is our bit.
Oh, he went ice skating with Susie.
Oh...
Good, that means I'm off the hook.
TOMMY: Over here, T!
I took the liberty of ordering for you!
I know what you like.
BETTY: Anybody order
a green-apple-and-strawberry smoothie?
I ordered a green-apple-strawberry smoothie.
PHIL: Me, too.
LIL: No, it was me.
This is it, Trevor.
Game over.
Game? What game?
[sighs]
Okay...
I didn't mean to steal your identity, Tommy.
It just happened.
I wanted friends and knew I could do it
if I became someone new... or, rather, someone old...
but just not me.
I'm... sorry.
Tell you what--
you drop the clone act
and I'll be your first official friend.
Deal.
Are you done with your family tree?
Yup. You finished with your family foot?
BOTH: I'm full.
Don't forget your projects.
Where's my family tree?!
Uh, sorry to cut it so close, Kimi.
Something this special should be preserved.
So we had it laminated.
And, well... we thought you might want
to put this up in your room.
My great-grandfather.
Thanks, Dad.
This is so awesome.
Well, it was Chuckie's idea.
Thanks, Chuckie.
That was really nice.
I thought of it...
when we used to be... related.
Everything work out with your double?
Y-yeah.
And it could be fun getting to know the real Trevor.
Guess I'll just have to wait and see.
You might have to wait a little longer.
♪ Great-grandpa's from Italy
♪ He did not live long, you'll see ♪
♪ He got stung by bumblebees when he climbed a maple tree ♪
♪ His son was next, his name's Murphy ♪
♪ And sons, too, named after he ♪
♪ And so this ends my pedigree
♪ All that's left is me, myself and me. ♪
[applause]
Big ups to Julia!
I've never heard someone cram so many words
into such a short song.
Kimi, let's see what you got.
[students ooh and ahh]
I traced my mother's side of the family back seven generations
to a town called Nagoya, Japan.
And my great-grandfather was Hiroshi Takahashi,
a sumo wrestling coach from Osaka.
And Clem Finster from Keokuk, Iowa--
the official horse groomer for Chachi--
the first leg of the Pony Express!
His son was Marvin Finster.
And his son was Chas Finster,
owner of the locally famous Java Lava.
And his son, my one and only brother, is Chuckie Finster.
[applause]
Savage presentation, girl!
One and only brother, you're up.
Get up.
Oh... it's 10:00 a.m.
and it's Saturday.
Nicole's party is tonight,
and from what Susie said, you're going to need
all the skating practice you can get.
Why don't you start being a Finster again later?
[sighs]
Brothers.
[both chuckling]
Chas: Keep it down in there!
Kimi and Chuckie: Sorry, Dad!
[laughter resumes]