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[The episode begins]
Stu: Careful, Sport. These are my are my Memory Booster 2,000 Shades.
Stu (computerized voice on fast forward): ...for the ninth Annual Inventor's Convention.
Stu (at normal speed): And, oh, yes-- clean underwear.
Stu: They ought to be a big hit at the convention, huh, champ? If I can just get out of here before your grandpa gets back from his annual checkup. Doctors make him cranky.
Lou:Confounded bunch of flea-brained know-it-alls!
Stu: Too late.
Lou:Why, my granddad ate 15 slashes of bacon And a dozen eggs every day From the time he cut his first tooth And he was still arm-wrestling the smolensky twins at 98!
Man’s Voice: Here is your heart. It's a happy muscle that pumps blood throughout your body. But when you abuse your body with fat and greasy foods cholesterol-laden deposits, better known as plaque, attach themselves to the artery walls cutting off the flow of blood choking the heart making every pump more and more difficult.