"A puppet show for one-year-olds? Why, the little sprats aren't even gonna remember it!"
"They'll remember this one, Pop. Rated Number One by Birthdays Magazine."
"Puppet show for one-year-olds? Why, when I was a spud, we didn't have puppet shows!"
"Hey there, old-timer! How the heck are you?"
"Shoo! Shoo! Get out of those flowers!"
"Down, boy! Stop it, Spike! Get off of me, you big galoot!"
As it turns out, Stu forgot to put the batteries in the remote"
Stu begins his puppet show.
"That's enough out of both of you! Break it up, or I'll tan both your hides!"
"That was my bike! I earned it with my paper route!"
"It was still usable! I only bent the handlebars a little! And that was on account of what you did to my skateboard!"
"Skateboard! Skateboard!"
"Okay, let's agree to disagree. Stu, you shouldn't have wrecked Drew's skateboard, Drew, you shouldn't have bent Stu's handlebars!"
"What's the matter with you, Didi? Let the boys argue!"
A promotional image for this episode
"Hmmph! When I was a spud, me and my brother, Sparky used to go trick-or-treatin' door-to-door!"
"Hey! Jumping Jehoshaphat! Real ghosts!"
"Now, how many zombies was it, Pop?"
"Uh, just lookin... for my TV Guide!"
"25 pounds of prime striped sea bass. Never did catch him, neither."
Lou finds his box of Fudgy Ding-A-Ling Bars is empty
"And this time, don't forget the Fudgy Ding-A-Ling bars!"
"Oh, go ahead. Deny me my Fudgy Ding-A-Ling bars, the one real pleasure left to me in my twilight years."
"Just look at this place! In my day, they kept these markets clean!"
"Well, I don't know how they got here, but they sound a lot better than 'Corrugated Bran Puffs'!"
"Hey, Charles, great! You brought the big-screen remote!"
"Come on, Houston!"
"Go get em', Dallas!"
"Actually, both teams have their strong points."
"Nice second effort there, Chick."
"And what are those horrible stains all over my living room?"
"I told you we should have watched the Chess Tournament!"
"And what are those horrible stains all over my living room?"
"I told you we should have watched the Chess Tournament!"