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[The episode's writing/music/directing credits (which was absent on UK airings) play over a pattern of red, green, and blue dots that move around]
Man's voice: With Clyde gone to get us some more pork rinds and cream cheese, I lowered my line into the lake, with nothing but a bare hook on the end. Well, danged if I didn't feel a bite! And it wasn't just any old bite, it was a biiii-iiii-iite!
[The dots zoom out, revealing that they make up the display on the Pickles' TV set; Tommy is standing very close to the screen, watching the man talk]
Man on TV: I knew right then I had snagged me a walla pike.
[The camera pans over to Grandpa, who has fallen asleep in his chair and is still holding the remote]
Didi: [walks into the living room, gasps loudly when she sees Tommy standing so close to the set, and walks over to him] No, no, no, honey! [lifts up Tommy and looks at him] Don't you know that focusing so closely on images can permanently damage your vision?
[As she talks, she looks closer into Tommy's eyes, which go cross-eyed, causing Tommy to see multiple copies of Didi's face. He quickly uncrosses his eyes, making his vision go back to normal. Didi sets Tommy down on the floor so he can crawl around, then approaches Grandpa, takes the remote from him without waking him up, sits down on the couch, and changes the channel from the fishing show to what looks like a talk show, but with a donkey as the host.]
Announcer: This is Super Stumpers, and here's your host, Mr. Alan Quebec.
Alan Quebec: Good evening, and welcome to another mind-expanding edition of Super Stumpers.
Announcer: This is Super Stumpers, and here's your host, Mr. Alan Quebec.
Alan Quebec: Good evening, and welcome to another mind-expanding edition of Super Stumpers. You all know Edmund Haynes from last night's game So let me introduce our challenger, a schoolteacher and mother Mrs. Didi Pickles.
Didi: Good evening, Alan.
Alan Quebec: Well, that's all the time we have left. Join us again tomorrow for another exciting game of Super Stumpers.
She found it!
She found her place in the sun.
[Cheering and applause]
[Bell tolling]
Ow!
Honey, please.
Ow, ooh, ooh!
Now, you be a good little boy
For grandma and grandpa.
Ouch!
Buy, daddy, why can't I come with you?
Sweetie, we'd love to take you
But Mommy and I need some time alone
To... To... To buy you new presents.
But I don't want
To stay at the old people's house.
It's dusty and smells funny.
Now, honey...
It's only for a few days.
But they don't even have cable!
It's not going to be so bad, Angelica.
They're nice.
Oh, yeah? Well, you'll see how nice it is
When all the ghosts come out.
Heh, heh, heh!
Look who's here.
You're 10 minutes late.
So where's my little dumpling?
Umph, Didi, is this the most beautiful baby
In the whole world?
Oh, but he's so thin.
What are you feeding him, the rice cakes again?
Hello, Angelica!
Are you looking forward
Spending the weekend with us?
Yes, mr. Tommy's grandpa, sir.
I'm... Very excited.
Didi: Listen, mom, dad
Are you sure this is okay?
It's been a long time since you had kids.
Your house isn't exactly child-proof.
Child-proof, schmild-proof!
Children were playing in this house
Before you was born.
If there's one house that's perfect for the kinderlach
This is it.
[The episode ends]