The Box/Gallery

The Box	Gallery	Transcript

"Tommy's gonna love this, Deed!"

"The Kiddie Karnival is just like having an overpriced amusement park in your own home!"

"Some Assembly Required. Are you sure you have time for this today, Stu?"

"Didi, I make toys for a living! I can slap this thing together in..."

"...no... time."

"Maybe you'd better take a look at the instructions first."

"Tommy!"

"There you are! I bet you just can't wait for Daddy to build your kiddie karnival!"

"That crazy dog! He practically ruined the uh... the uh... whatever that is!"

"Is there anything else in that box?"

"I don't think so."

"What's the matter with Tommy?"

"I have no idea! He was just fine a minute ago!"

"Hi, Chuckie!"

"Ground control to Major Chuckie, do you read? Repeat, Major Chuckie, where are you?"

"Major Chuckie, where are you? Chuckie, where are you? Chuckie, where are you?"

"Chuckie..."

"Sorry, Chuckie. I didn't know you were in there. I'm afraid I need this box."

"A house!"

"A smelly old cave! Neat!"

"It's not a cave, Lillian! It's a house!"

"It's a house and a cave!"

"Oooh!"

"Ah, this is the life!"

"Watch out for that bear, Philip!"

"It's not a bear, it's a chair!"

"Get off the bear!"

"This is my house, Lillian,"

"And I'll sit on any bear I want!"

"Aw, look, isn't that cute?

"I guess I've been letting them watch too much pro wrestlin'. Come on, you two!"

"Howard! Chas and I are ready to go!"

"Uh, wrong subject, Chas."

"Great! Just great! Somebody swiped my box!"

"Oh, Stu!"
"Don't say anything!"

"Please, Didi, I've tried everything! I'm a failure as a toy builder, a father, and a human being!"

"Come with me, Stu. I want to show you something."

"You babies will never see your precious box again!"

"That's what you think!"

"You dumb babies."

"It was just a dumb box."

"Hey, look, you guys! Now I got wings!"

"In-gardee!" "Too-chay!"

"YOU DUMB BABIES!"

"STOP HAVING FUN!"

"IT'S JUST A STUPID BOX!!!"

Didi: "Angelica!"

Didi: "What's going on here?"

"Hey kids, I got a real treat for you!"

"Come inside and check it out!"

"The Kiddie Karnival? He finished the Kiddie Karnival!"

"Me first! Me First! Me..."

"Uh-oh! Stu must have given up on the Kiddie Karnival."

"Oh, the little ones are gonna be so disappointed!"

"They sound like they're taking it well enough."

"Come on in, join the party!"