Tommy's First Birthday/Gallery

Tommy's First Birthday	Gallery	Transcript

The title card

"Let go of Mommy's earring, honey!"

"Mommy's ear's not a toy, honey!"

"Eating technique, age twelve months."

"Okay, shoot."

Stu and Didi kiss

"A puppet show for one-year-olds? Why, the little sprats aren't even gonna remember it!"

"They'll remember this one, Pop. Rated Number One by Birthdays Magazine."

"Huskie's Choice. He'll run faster and jump higher. So good, you'll almost wish you were a dog!"

"Just a minute there, scout. You don't want any of that. Eee-yucko!"

"Oh, don't mind Howie, he's just a little frazzed on account of all these kids."

"And today, we got..."

"...Little Chuckster!"

"Puppet show for one-year-olds? Why, when I was a spud, we didn't have puppet shows!"

"Then we'd walk 15 miles in the snow to..."

"Hey there, old-timer! How the heck are you?"

"I've felt better!"

"Why would you want to eat that stuff?"

"Shoo! Shoo! Get out of those flowers!"

"Down, boy! Stop it, Spike! Get off of me, you big galoot!"

"Those will stay on for, oh, three minutes tops!"

"When we get to the party, Daddy, can I play with little Tommy?"

Angelica tries to reach for the present Drew bought Tommy

"Doorbell! Doorbell! Doorbell!"

"Great, Drew's here!"

"Hey, Big Bro! Hi, Angelica!"

Angelica wants her picture taken with Tommy and Chuckie

"Listen up, Dummy, this may be your birthday, but when the presents are open, I get first dibs on the toys!"

"What about dog food?"

Tommy draws a plan to get Spike's food

Angelica takes Tommy's fire engine from Phil and Lil

"Heck, I'm not even old enough for it!"

Stu points the remote at the Hoverama, but the Hoverama does nothing

As it turns out, Stu forgot to put the batteries in the remote

"It's a two-way cellular baby talkie. You take this one with you, and you put this one in the baby's bedroom, so you can her if the baby cries or something!"

"Oh, you still have all these wonderful presents to open!"

"This the Pickles residence?"

Stu begins his puppet show.

"Ahem. We now present for your entertainment, the climactic scene from the classic, Little Red Riding Hood!"

"Knock knock knock!"
"Who's there?"

"It is me, Little Red Riding Hood!"

"Uh, come in!"

"That's enough out of both of you! Break it up, or I'll tan both your hides!"

Chuckie pulls out a pair of batteries and is about to put them in the remote

"That was my bike! I earned it with my paper route!"

"It was still usable! I only bent the handlebars a little! And that was on account of what you did to my skateboard!"
"Skateboard! Skateboard!"

"Okay, let's agree to disagree. Stu, you shouldn't have wrecked Drew's skateboard, Drew, you shouldn't have bent Stu's handlebars!"

"What's the matter with you, Didi? Let the boys argue!"

"Push it forward, Chuckie!"

Angelica tries to hang onto Tommy...

...but ends up taking the fall...

...and lands in a bag of flour

"Now you, Stu, don't hold back!"

"Tony Bow-wow was my favorite stuffed toy."

"Wh-why'd you have to go &-- tear his ears off?"

"It was wrong, Stu. I was only four!"

The Hoverama lands in Didi's cake

"The party is ruined, my perfect carrot cake is destroyed, and the puppet show is a total disaster!"

"Actually, I thought it was a very spirited performance!"

Didi and Betty glare at Howard

"Oof, just kidding."

Everyone (except Lil) hates the taste of Spike's dog food.

Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil and Angelica all act like dogs

Lou snaps a picture...

...to put in the photo album.

The end

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