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The title card.
"Now, this book is one of my personal favorites, sprouts;"
"Heroes and Outlaws of the Wild, Wild West."
"Course, they hadn't got all the stories right."
"Now, he was a true friend of the Native Americans."
"In fact, that's him sharing a peace pipe with some of his buddies."
"And this gent's name was Wyatt Earp."
"And this young lady was a sweetheart named Calamity Jane."
"But for every good guy and gal on the open range,"
"You had your villains, too."
"Like Cactus Kate."
"Angelica, that doesn't belong to you!"
"But I need something to cut with my Cynthia safety scissors!"
Lou awakens
"Well, you'll just have to make do, Angelica!"
"Now, where were we?"
"Coupons!"
"Hey, get your coupons right here! Coupons!"
"Hey, can I have one of those?"
"Oooh, I wouldn't do that if I were you!"
"Because,"
"These coupons are for free ice cream cones..."
"...from that little truck that comes around."
"Well, that covers the pool kids."
"Break time!"
"Hey, Mister!"
"Um, thanks for the coupon."
Angelica laughs evilly at her ill-gotten gains
"Angelica, those were supposed to be..."
"...for all the babies on the playground!"
"You can't take em' all for yourself!"
"Oh yeah? I can, and I will!"
"And when that truck gets here, I'm gonna eat all those ice cream cones myself!"
"In the name of the flaw,"
"We're here to stop you, Cactus Kate!"
"Cactus Kate?"
"The Robber?"
"That's right!"
"And these are my friends, uh..."
"Wild Burp,"
"And uh, Clammy Jane!"
Betty sets Phil and Lil down
"I always knew my kids'd be the fastest in swim class!"
"Eh, sleepin' on the job there, Lou?"
"Huh? Me, sleeping? Nope! No, sirree!"
"Just telling the sprouts there about the heroes of the Old West."
"Aw, they're not gonna understand..."
"...any of that stuff!"
Angelica runs over Phil and Lil's blanket
"You messed up our blankie!"
"You can't beat us! We're the good guys!"
"You've been listening to the wrong stories, Hiccup!"
"The bad guys win lots of times!"
"And now,"
"There's nothing you can do!"
"Except wait for my friends to find you!"
"It was nice doing business with you!"
"So long!"
"Nakie Americans!"
"Cactus Kate, you let our friends go!"
"Phew! Didn't realize..."
"...Angelica was so popular with the little ones."
"So, what are you gonna do to me?"
"Nothin', if you say the magic words!"
"Say it..."
"Or else."
"No! Not baby kisses!"
"Blech!"
"All right, all right!"
"All right! I'm... I'm..."
"I'm sorry!"
"Thanks, you guys!"
"These coupons are for everybody!"
"What do we do with them?"
"And one for you, and one for you, little whippersnapper."
"And one for you,"
"And one for Angelica,"
"And one for me, tutti-frutti!"
"Gee, Angelica,"
"Thanks for sharing!"
"Yeah."
