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The title card.
"Tommy, sweetheart, how did you get those?"
"Dear Ronald Thump, if you ever want to see your precious liddle baby Thump again,"
"Bring a million smackers in unmarked bills to 22 Elm Street. P.S. we mean it, and we're very big criminals, just ask around. Love, Bob and Mike."
Mike tosses the brick with the ransom note
"Need my reading glasses."
"Hush, little baby, don't say a word,"
"Okay, kid, put all your diapers in this bag, and don't try anything funny!"
"Kids love bananas."
Bob and Mike's apartment
"This kid weighs a ton, in case you're interested."
"Oh, stop your bellyaching, it's only two more floors."
"Oh, stop your bellyaching, it's only two more floors."
"Ah, home sweet home!"
"I know; turn it on in reverse!"
"Look at him; sittin' there, plottin his next move!"
Bob and Mike fly through the air...
...and land in a police car, which is conveniently parked next to a donut stand
"Hoo, boy!"
"What's that?"
"Harry, you're not gonna believe this!"
"What's that?"
"Harry, you're not gonna believe this!"
All the adults are oblivious to the reason why Tommy is crying
The end
