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"Angelica!"
"Cynthia, look what you made me do!"
"We'll just make it a nighttime picture."
Drew is shocked when he sees how messy Angelica's room is
A commercial for Sal Fusco, Home Office King airs
Angelica eavesdrops on Drew and Charlotte's conversation
"Sorry, Tommy. You're just a simple pheasant."
"Look, we'll do the Princess Rapoozle test!"
"Yeah, Princess Rapoozle had this prince climb up her hair practically every night!"
Phil and Lil unsuccessfully attempt to climb Angelica's hair
"Yeow! Let go of my hair! Let go of my hair!"
"Now, this is the Princess and the Pea test. It'll tell us for sure! Real Princess' spin is so soft, they can feel a pea through a whole lot of blankets!"
"I can feel it when Phil pees through a whole lot of blankets! Does that make me a princess?"
"No, that just makes you both disgusting."
"Will a fork work?"
"And this time, nobody better eat any of it!"
"It's just like Cindereller. If the slipper fits, it means I'm a princess! Tommy, bring in the slipper!"
Tommy brings Angelica her reindeer slippers
"It fits, it fits!"
"Want a lollipop, Princess Angelica?"
"Why thank you, Sir Thomas."
Angelica discards her lollipop stick in an ashtray
Many discarded lollipops later...
"He's not coming."
"Well, I heard enough fairy tales to know! Princess might get taken away from their real parents,"
"It's the king!"
"Wow, look at his car!"
"It's even got a crown on it!"
"Wow, look at his car!"
"It's even got a crown on it!"
"Sal Fusco, Home Office King! Now, where's the fax?"
"Hey, Angelica!"
"Sir Phil, Eater of Earthworms!"
"Lady Lil, Loudest Screamer in All the Land!"
"Sir Charles, Fraidy-Cat Extraordinaire!"
"And Sir Thomas, The Bravest Baby of Them All!"
"I hope she'll be happy with King Sal!"
"Help! Let me out of here! Help, Mr. King person! Help!"
"Oh, Daddy! You're the best daddy ever!"
