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A clown that resembles Chuckie
"Under this freak show, I'm a regular guy, just like your dad!" (Note the resemblance to Tommy)
Tommy cries
Another baby cries
"Sorry, folks, no refunds."
"It's not fair! We didn't get to see any of the good stuff all because those babies started crying!"
"And you got cotton candy, and popcorn..."
"...and Daddy even bought you that nice stuffed turtle you were screaming for!"
Angelica literally beats the stuffing out of her stuffed turtle
"Mr. Turtle here didn't want to be in the circus, either!"
"Step right up! Get your tickets here! Come see Angelica's one and only baby circus! Greatest show on Earth ever!"
Lil pushes Phil like a wheelbarrow
"Is this your circus, Angelica?"
"Doesn't look like the circus I went to."
Susie squints her eyes
"Oh, I see it now! It's great!"
"I brought some friends."
"Remember, Spike, you're a furry-ocious lion, but only pretend furry-ocious, okay?"
"Everybody wears funny clothes in the circus, Chuckie, that's what makes it fun!"
The performers perform
The audience cheers
Tommy the Lion Tamer and Spike the Lion
"And now, for our finale, Angelica's Circus is proud to present for the first, and maybe last time anywhere ever, the Courageous Chuckie, the Human Candyball!"
Angelica gets fired
The clowns run away as the circus tent comes crashing down
"You know what, Tommy? I think I like the circus!"
"Uhhh! Hey, I'm a human candyball!"
The End
This is no circus!
Did that elephant just........
"I wasn't crying!"
"Sorry folks, no refunds." (See you in court!)
