"Hey, Stu! Crazy weather we've been having this week, huh?"
"I'll say!"
"Are you sure this is it? On the phone, Pop said it was just like the Country Club!"
"Actually, now that you mention it, I could use a little nap!"
Roberto Mazatlan counts all the money he made off the seniors thanks to his commercial scam
"You see, Tommy? That there coffee is what big people drink when they want to get waked up!"
"Mr. Pickles, I'm sorry. After all the problems your visitors have caused, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave Flushing Waters!"
"It's not fair! We didn't get to see any of the good stuff all because those babies started crying!"
"Mr. Turtle here didn't want to be in the circus, either!"
"Step right up! Get your tickets here! Come see Angelica's one and only baby circus! Greatest show on Earth ever!"
"And now, for our finale, Angelica's Circus is proud to present for the first, and maybe last time anywhere ever, the Courageous Chuckie, the Human Candyball!"
"Uhhh! Hey, I'm a human candyball!"
Angelica looks through the mail slot of the front door of Tommy's house...
...and Tommy looks back at her
"We just have to drop off Angelica and run!"
Drew kisses Angelica goodbye
"We'll take good care of Angelica while you're away on your rafting trip."
"Yes, Daddy, I'll be fine!"
"You know we'll be gone a whole week!"
"The sooner you can come back with lots of presents for me!"
"What? They called our offer a joke? All right, then,"
"Actually, I'm kinda tired. I think I'm gonna take a nap."
"Tommy, Tommy, speak to me, Tommy!"
Both Tommy and Lou have fallen asleep while Angelica watches Fishing With Stan and Orville.
"It appears that Angelica has sustained a massive fracture of the left fibula."
"Could you please get me a cold drink?"
"Hold on, Jonathan. We're coming to a rapid."
"Here's your pudding, Angelica."
"Oh, that's okay, Uncle Stu. I'm not hungry anymore."
"Angelica, do you know how to make Chocolate Pudding?"
"You really want to see?"
"You really, really, really want to see?"
"For example, take this piece of junk you bought."
"You mean Daddy and Uncle Stu used to fight when they were babies?"
"Fight? Ha! They made the Civil War look like a dang squirrel hunt!"
"Well, if you hadn't have kicked my cash register, I wouldn't have thrown your rocket!"
"Did they really only have TV..."
"...in black and white then, Grandpa?"
"What'd you do, Grandpa?"
"Push em' in the mud? Make em' eat bugs?"
"Put itching powder in their diapers?"
Angelica opens the toy handcuffs, unaware that she just dropped the key on the floor
Angelica tries to weld the handcuffs off...
Angelica tries to hammer the handcuffs off...
...but only hurts her thumb in the process
...only for the handcuffs to literally stop the toy train in its tracks
Angelica tries to use magic dust to make the handcuffs disappear...
"Well, at least we'll never be lonely."
Angelica decides to hide her and Chuckie's hands in a puppet
As it turns out, Chuckie had the key the entire time
"Never speak to me again!"
Karma soon catches up with Angelica when she accidentally handcuffs herself to her bed...
"Chuckie, come back! back! back! back! back! back! back!"
"It might make a good summer home for the birthday girl."
"I was just putting together some last-minute suggestions. Remember, there's still valuable shopping time before my party!"
"Happy Birthday, little lady, you're a whole year older today,"
"And everyone knows because it shows,"
"You're a grown-up in every way. Love, Grandma."
"Happy birthday, honey." "Thanks, Grandpa."
"Well, Cynthia, it looks like it's all over for us."
"Yeah, I got responsibilites now."
"That means I'm not allowed to have fun anymore for the rest of my life."
Angelica stomps on her party dress
Lil stopping Angelica from climbing out of the playpen to hit the piñata
Angelica explaining that piñata is her favorite party game to play
Angelica decides to join in after all...
and breaks the piñata with one hit
Angelica and her friends collect their candy
Angelica and her friends laugh
Drew is shocked when he sees how messy Angelica's room is
Angelica eavesdrops on Drew and Charlotte's conversation
Phil and Lil unsuccessfully attempt to climb Angelica's hair
"Yeow! Let go of my hair! Let go of my hair!"
"Now, this is the Princess and the Pea test. It'll tell us for sure! Real Princess' spin is so soft, they can feel a pea through a whole lot of blankets!"
"No, that just makes you both disgusting."
"And this time, nobody better eat any of it!"
"It's just like Cindereller. If the slipper fits, it means I'm a princess! Tommy, bring in the slipper!"
"Want a lollipop, Princess Angelica?"
"Why thank you, Sir Thomas."
Angelica discards her lollipop stick in an ashtray
Many discarded lollipops later...
"Well, I heard enough fairy tales to know! Princess might get taken away from their real parents,"
"Sir Phil, Eater of Earthworms!"
"Help! Let me out of here! Help, Mr. King person! Help!"
"Oh, Daddy! You're the best daddy ever!"
"I can take care of the baby, Mommy!"
"Tommy can't help, because he's just a baby."
"Mommy, does everyone here have to do everything you say?"
"Stand back! You are too close to the vehicle!"
Angelica presses all the buttons in the elevator
"I told you I'd be back!"
"This is the model of the town in its current condition..."
"And this, is the town after we transform it into Famous Ethel's Cookie World Entertainment Park, the cookiest place on earth!"
"Jonathan, don't we have some sort of employee daycare center?"
Angelica types on one of the computers...
"Angelica!"
"I tried to stop him, but he was out of control!"
"Boy, Jonathan, are we gonna have fun!"
"I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the cast..."
"No! I'm queen of this castle,"
"and I'm not gonna let a bunch of slobbery babies climb all over it!"
"Now, get back to work and finish digging my moat! There could be an invasion any minute!"
"In fact, I'm gonna go get my catapult now, just in case.
"You guys better have my moat done by the time I get back!"
"What's going on here? Who are you?"
"I'm Josh. I guess you must be Angelica!"
"and dumped buckets of sand on them when they don't do what you say!"
"before I dump a whole truck full of sand on your heads!"
"Not this time, Angelica! We got a new friend now,"
"All right, babies, tell you what, I'll close my eyes and count to five,"
"And if you're all back to digging, I'll forget this whole thing ever happened."
"Come back here, you dumb babies!"
"Can you believe that, Cynthia?"
"They're pushing him on that swing!"
"They never did that for me!"
"Look at that, Cynthia! Now they're giving him their cookies,"
"Now they're building a moat for him! What's next, a swimming pool?"
"Angelica, Angelica! You gotta help us!"
"Well, well, well, look who's back! It's the baby from the other side of the playground!"
"What's the matter, happy boy? Tired of your new friend already?"
"So are you gonna help us?"
"I needed you before to dig my moat, and did you help me?"
"But..."
"Let this be a lesson to you, Tommy; next time, look before you peek!"
"But Angelica..." "Hmmph!"
"That's my name. Don't wear it out."
"And I say quit messing with these babies!"
"They don't have to be bossed around by you or anybody else!"
"This cater-pault says different!"
"They may be a bunch of dumb babies, but they're my dumb babies!"
"I came here to get these babies, and I'm not leaving till' I get them all!"
"And don't ever let me catch you pickin' on my babies again!"
"Angelica, you saved us!"
"Thanks, Angelica!"
"You're the greatest!"
The babies get back to work digging Angelica's moat