"Pop, you really don't need to..." "This stuff will really give it that je ne sais what!"
Lou tells Stu and Didi he's moving out
"Moving out?!"
"Are you sure this is it? On the phone, Pop said it was just like the Country Club!"
"Flushing Waters, this is it."
"Here's his diaper bag, there are toys and a picture book in the side pocket. There's also a bottle and some formula, a list of emergency numbers, and a sweater in case he gets cold."
"Aw, it does just fine!"
"Whee!"
"Say, didn't those kids speeding by on the electric scooter look just like Tommy and Angelica?"
"We'll take good care of Angelica while you're away on your rafting trip."
"I still don't get why they call it 'Power Rafting'."
"What? They called our offer a joke? All right, then,"
"I just can't get this hippo-copter to fly!" "Stu, if hippos were meant to fly, they wouldn't weigh 3,000 pounds!"
"I've been trying to reach Charlotte, but her cellular phone is always busy!"
"Stu? What are you doing?" "Making chocolate pudding." "It's 4:00 in the morning! Why on Earth are you making chocolate pudding?" "Because I've lost control of my life."
"Here's your pudding, Angelica."
Stu is about to scream when Angelica doesn't want the chocolate pudding she made him get for her
"If I hear that buzzer one more time, I'm liable to crack!"
"Don't you think he looks cute?" "Oh, for goodness sake, he's a dog, Deed, not a... a... a poodle!"
"Oh, fine, Spike! If you want to run around naked all day, then go ahead!"
"Get that thing off your head, you're going to give Tommy ideas!"
"Deed, what are we going to do?"
"It's just a phase!"
"Don't start with that hippie Lipschitz, Deed!"
"The sixties are over, and we lost! So just get with the program, all right?!"
"You have pressed nine. The spontaneous shedding of clothing by infants is a natural outgrowth of their desire to control their physical environment and explore their personal space."
Tommy, Chuckie, and Didi all applaud for Lou
Stu and Didi are so bored listening to Lou's speech, that they've fallen asleep
"Tommy?" "Oh no, Stu!" "Don't panic, Deed. We'll just pretend he isn't ours."
"You know, I've gotten so many phone calls today."
"They liked your speech, Pop?"
"But they think my grandson's the cutest little thing they ever saw, with or without clothes!"