"Oh, what's the matter with my beautiful baby girl?"
"Ah, girls seem to cry more than boys at this age."
"Well, since Grandpa and Stu took Tommy for the day, I had a little extra time on my hands."
"If you don't get a good night's sleep, you're going to start sleepwalking again like you did last summer."
"Okay, but I really worry about you, Stu."
"Last time you walked in your sleep, you re-arranged your sock drawer and tries to make a 13-egg omelette on the kitchen floor!"
"All I need is a..." (yawn) "Good night's sleep. I'll be fine!"
"It's a jack-o-lantern, Tommy!"
"Hmmm. Aren't these grape eyeballs a little too scary for our little trick-or-treaters?"
"You'd better get out there, Deed! I still have to put on my Frankenstein flat-top!"
"Now you may enter the haunted house."
"Now, how many zombies was it, Pop?"
"Well, according to the Lipschitz Baby Book, as soon as the first teeth appear, it's time to take the baby to the... you know where."
"Open the gate for the truck to come through!"
"Oh, here. Have a balloon."
"The kids will call him 'metal mouth' or 'tin grin' or, I don't know..."
"This little spout is where the milk comes from!"
"No, no, no! You're too big for bottles now!"
"Hey, what are you doing here, Didi?"
"I hope they come back with something besides forty boxes of Fudgy Ding-A-Ling bars."