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(The episode begins with Kimi putting a pail of sand down to make a sandcastle, as Tommy and Chuckie builds sandcastles too. As Phil and Lil filling the pails up with water while giggling.)

Lil: Not me, you.

(While holding the pails but suddenly... they see the smell.)

Phil: Smells like cinnamon is making me a yummy recipe.

Lil: Pie!

(As Kimi walks by, knocking down Tommy's sandcastle by accident as her stomach growls.)

Kimi: Mmm, my tummy's talking.

Lil: Tommy's mommy made a pie.

Kimi: I want to see, give me a booster.

Phil and Lil: (Giggling)

(Then, Phil and Lil helps holding Kimi up to the window, but next as Kimi grabs the pie, but she almost throwed outside.)

Kimi: Uh oh. Oof!

(The pie fells off from an aluminum pie tin as the pie breaks and splats into pieces.)

Phil: (Sighs) Bye-bye pie.

Lil: Now what are we supposed to do?

Kimi: I know, we can make the new pie, but I don't know how.

Phil: We do, me and Lil make yummy pies all the time.

Lil: Who teach you?

Phil: Yeah. You stay here, and will get some ingredients.

(Lil picks up a rock with dirt.)

Lil: These ants are look pretty dirty.

(Lil puts the ants inside with her pail, then she puts the grass in a dog bowl of water as she picks it up.)

(Cuts to Phil and Lil wearing brown paper hats that look like chef hats.)

Phil: Ahem, ladies and gentlemen. today we have a yummy, delicious recipe for you.

Lil: It is called "ant wormies mud pie".

Phil: The first thing we got to do is get lots of mud.

(As Lil uses a shovel to dig a piece of mud out from a pail and showing it to Kimi.)

Lil: Look it, it's a little guy.

(The snail gets nervous.)

Phil: But I don't know threw at me.

Lil: Now we add the ingredients. And then we bake a really whole pie if we didn't have lots and lots of juicy wormies.

Phil: Okay, but how we got adding some extra special flavor like my mommy does.

(Phil picks up a rock.)

Kimi: What's that?

Phil: It's a secret flavor remember?

(Lil scrapes the mud out of her sneaker and puts it in a dog dish.)

Phil: Here, maybe we'll have some chopped grass on top.

Lil: Uh, uh, uh. Just a minute, Bossy Boots! This is still got to put one more thing with before we add the finish touches.

Phil: Whoa.

Lil: Ta da! A wormy mud pie!

Kimi: Wait a sec, did you suppose to put a crusty on top?

Phil: We don’t got a crusty.

(When Phil and Lil are thinking if they surprised looking at a pie crust, then they put the pie crust on top.)

Phil: This is the bestest pie ever!

Lil: Now can I say ta da?

Kimi: Okay.

Lil: TA DA!!

Phil: You guys, we have to put the new pie back before Tommy's mommy comes back.

Kimi: I'll do it.

Lil: Ow, ow, ow, ow.

(Later, as Kimi reaches and puts the pie back on the window and hides.)

Kimi: Come on, let's build some sandcastles.

(As Phil, Lil and Kimi walks away, Stu comes by.)

Stu: Mmm smells great. I think I'll have myself to a nice big slice.

(Slurping noise as the episode ends.)

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