"Tommy! Oh no, snookums!"
"That's for cleaning up messes, not making them!"
The entire bathroom floor is covered in toilet paper
"Now, you play out here with Phil and Lil, and before you know it, it'll be time for a nice nap! Now share, you two!"
"It can't be done, Didi, it just can't be done!"
"What is it?"
"I don't know."
"Maybe it's a hat."
"Nah, then what's the rest for?"
"Maybe it's a big mush bowl!"
"It's the worstest thing that's happened to me since my Mom put me on the bottle."
"Maybe you could put a lot of napkins in your pants and use em' like a diaper!"
"Maybe you could poop in your room and hide it in your toy box!"
"Maybe you could just stop pooping altogether!"
"'Not right'? Ha! That's a good one!"
"Not the Present of the Benighted States!"
"That's what the book says. We just... wait."
Chuckie waits, but nothing happens
Didi and Stu wait so long for Chuckie to go, that they fall asleep
"Is it so much to ask, Tommy? Is it so much to ask?"
"Yeah, when it happens to you guys, maybe that's what you should do."
"Well, I guess I don't have to go after all."
"You know, Stu, I just can't believe it. I mean, Chuckie was standing right next to the potty!"
"Well, uh, like me for instance."
"You?! You mean you weren't potty-trained when you were two?"
"Two? Ha ha ha! Shucks, we almost didn't get him into the boy scouts!"
"Gee, Chuckie, this potty-training stuff is tough!"
Angelica turns the sink on and off to trigger Chuckie's urge to go
"As Bob as my witness, I'm never gonna use that potty again!"
"Okay, Chuckie, it's time to go!"
"The chair is waitin' for yas!"
Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all pass by diaper-wearing prisoners
"Is there anything I can get for you, my son? Any last requests for you now?"
The "Little People" are revealed to be miniature versions of Stu, Didi, and Chas
"Wait! Listen! Listen! I'm only two!"
"Everybody's gotta go someday!"
Angelica reveals herself to be the executioner
Chuckie gets flushed down the chair
"Wow! I really gotta go!"
"Aunt Didi, I had a accident!"
"Well, ha ha, like they say, 'Everybody who's anybody is potty-trained!"
"Yep, and I'm a 'anybody' now!"
"You sure are!"
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