|Chuckie Loses His Glasses||Gallery||Transcript|
Angelica: Ah ah ah ah ah.
(Camera shifts back to where Tommy and Chuckie are watching Angelica from the window.)
Chuckie: Hey, Tommy, you don't think Angelica's still mad about the crayons, do ya?
Tommy: Na, she probably forgotted all about it. And besides, you only ate 2 of 'em.
(The door buzzer rings, and Stu answers.)
Stu: Hey there bro', come on in. How's my favorite little niece?
Angelica: I'm fine, thank you for asking.
Stu: Bet you're looking forward to playing with your little friends, huh?
Angelica: Of course, Uncle Stu; I love playing with the babies.[Pats Chuckie on the head].
Stu: What a great little girl.
Drew: Isn't she? O.K., Cupcake; Daddy and Uncle Stu have something very important to watch on T.V., so you be good girl and play nicely.
Angelica: [With fingers crossed] Of course, Daddy.
Stu: Boy it's raining cats and dogs out there.
Phil: Did you hear that?
Lil: It's raining cats and dogs!
(Rugrats run up to the window and look out).
Tommy: I don't see any cats or dogs; just water.
Angelica: It's just a 'spression, you dummies! First I get stuck with you babies all afternoon, and now I have to stay inside because of this stupid rain!
Chuckie: Maybe we should find a nice game to play inside.
Angelica: Like what? You wanna eat the rest of my crayons!?
(Chuckie hides behind Tommy)
Lil: How about "Hide and Go Peek"?
Chuckie: That game's too scary. You have to be all by yourself when everybody hides.
Angelica: Yeah, it's a stupid ga.....[has an idea] wait a minute; scary huh? Yes I think "Hide and Go Seek" is exactly the right game, and I'll figure out whose going to be the first "it".....[Yelling] Now up against the wall!
(The babies back up against the wall).
Angelica: [Pointing to Chuckie, then Tommy, Phil and then Lil] Eenie meenie miney mo. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eeny meeny miney mo [ends pointing at Phil].... And my mother says to pick the very best one and you are not, not, not, "it"
[Points at Chuckie].
Angelica: Well whatta you know! You're it, Chuckie!
Chuckie: I don't wanna be it! [hides behind the curtains]
Lil: It was your idea to play this game.
Chuckie: O.K. I'm counting...[covers his eyes].
Angelica: Wait a minute, you could still see us. Take off your eyes and turn around.
Chuckie: My eyes? But I can't take 'em off.
Angelica: Then you don't get to play with us.
Tommy: C'mon, Chuckie; it's just your extra eyes.
Chuckie: Okay, Okay, but only while I'm counting 'cause I don't like doing it.
(Chuckie puts his glasses on the window sill and starts counting)
Chuckie: 1, 2, 3, 4, umm, 7, 6, 8, 2, 3 , 6, 8, 7, 3, 5, 10
(While counting, The babies have hidden themselves: Tommy behind a plant, Phil & Lil beneath the couch. Angelica walks up to Chuckie and takes his glasses. Chuckie Then reaches for his glasses that are no longer there.)
Angelica: He, he, he, he, he, he, he ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Chuckie: My, my, my, oh.
(Chuckie falls over When he gets up we see the world through his eyes. Chuckie looks at the playpen which turns into a giant set of teeth).
Chuckie: Huh, huh [Runs out of the playpen]....Okay, I didn't see that.[Looks at the plant which becomes a monster] Helllllp! Where are you Tommy? Phil, Lil, Angelica, come out here, I need help!
Lil: Hey, Phil, it sounds like Chuckie's in trouble. Maybe we should help him?
Phil: No, Lil, Chuckie's trying to trick us.
Chuckie: Phil, Lil, is that you?
Chuckie: Oohh [Falls onto a foot-rest on wheels which rolls and hits the wall. Then looks at the plant and it turns into another monster.] Aaah! Somebody help me! I can't see! Well, I can see a little.[Looks at the couch which turns into a "scary" clown, Falls backwards over a bone.]. I want my eyes! (Spike gets up and starts running towards Chuckie, who sees him as another monster.)
Chuckie: Help! It's a monster! Get it away from me! Hey, it's you, Spike! Boy, am I glad to see you. I mean, I wish I could see you. [Jumps onto Spike backwards and grabs his tail ]. Spike, find Tommy. [Spike runs off with Chuckie riding backwards]. Ow aia ai ow ai ai. Err, Spike, are you sure this is the right way? [Spike sniffs the stairs, Chuckie thinks he sees Tommy]. Tommy? [Chuckie picks up the teddy bear on the stairs, realises it's not Tommy and drops it back down].
Tommy: Hey, you guys.
Phil & Lil: Shhh, he'll hear us.
Tommy: Listen, Chuckie's been gone a really long time, maybe we should go find him?
Phil: But this is "Hide and Go Peek"; he's supposed to find us.
Lil: Yeah, or else we're the peekers.
Tommy: But, guys, he may be in trouble.
Lil: Hey, where's Angelica?
Tommy: Mmm, She's probably still hiding.
Phil: Aww, were gonna have to find her too?
Tommy: Na, let her find herself. C'mon.
(Phil and Lil follow Tommy, Spike takes Chuckie into the kitchen.)
Angelica: [Holding up a bone] Spike.
(Spike sees the bone and Angelica throws it outside, Spikes runs after the bone out into the rain with Chuckie still on his back.)
Chuckie: Ow eh whow eh oh. [Slips off Spikes back and is holding onto Spikes tail]. Ow! Slow down Spike.
Angelica: Wa , ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..........[mimics Chuckie] Slow down Spike. Ha, ha to bad you don't have these [Holds Chuckie glasses up to her face, then puts them on]. Woah woooow whooa...... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
(Tommy, Phil and Lil are now looking for Chuckie.)
Phil: Chuckie! [Looks under the rolling foot-rest ]
Lil: Chuckie! [Looks in the cupboard]
Tommy: Chuckie! [Swinging on his clown lamp, turns it on and then slides off].
(Angelica enters holding Chuckie's glasses)
Angelica: It's horrible! Just horrible!
Phil: Chuckie's eyes!
Angelica: This is all thats left of our very bestest friend in the whole wide world, Charles Crandall Finster!
Tommy: Did you see him?
Angelica: No. Told ya. He's dead, gone for good.
(Angelica just laughs and puts Chuckie's glasses on.)
Phil: Does that mean we're never going to see Chuckie again?
Lil: Oh no!
Phil: Whats gonna happen to all his toys?
Lil: I wonder if I could have em.
Phil: I thought of it first.
Lil: Did not!
Phil: Did too!
Lil: Did not!
Tommy: Hey, guys! [Pushes Phil & Lil over] He can't just disappear! We gotta keep lookin'!
(Angelica walks in and falls over a plant.)
Angelica: Ow ohh ow. Here; you babies can have these. [Gives Tommy the glasses] Ehh ehh ehh.
(Outside with Chuckie and Spike.)
Chuckie: Spike, it's raining. Hey, we're outside, aren't we, Spike? We're not supposed to be outside. Spike, I don't think you're trying very hard to find Tommy. If you're not gonna help me, I'm just gonna have to go and find him myself.
[Chuckie walks toward the house but gets flipped over by the swing.]
Chuckie: Tommy, Phil, Lil, there you are. You guys won't believe what happened. [Talking to three plants] Remember when I took off my eyes to count to ten? Well, I couldn't see and then things got scary of course, and there were monsters.........
(Inside the house.)
Lil: But, Tommy, all we have are his eyes. How are we ever gonna find him?
Phil: Yeah, Tommy. I didn't think hide and go peek was this hard.
Tommy: Wait a minute! We got Chuckie's eyes, right?
Phil & Lil: Yeah.
Tommy: Well, maybe if we wear Chuckie's eyes, we'll be able to see the rest of him too.[ Puts the glasses on and sees all the scary things Chuckie saw without his glasses]. Wow, this must be what Chuckie sees; no wonder he's so scared.
(Outside, Chuckie is still talking to the bushes and tree.)
Chuckie: So then I bumped right into a soft thing with four legs and guess who it was? Spike! Yeah; isn't that great? Tommy? Phil? Lil? Don't you think that's great? [Feels one of the bushes and pulls off some leaves] Tommy; I think you need a new diaper. [Looks closer and sees it's a bush] Waaa! You're not Tommy! It's no use. I'll never find anyone without my eyes. [Swings on his stomach on the swing].
(Inside, Tommy is walking around with Chuckie's glasses on.)
Phil & Lil: Do you see him yet?
Tommy: I think so. [Points to a bag on the counter that resembles Chuckie]
Phil: I don't see him.
Lil: Of course not. You don't have the right eyes.
Tommy: Hey, Chuckie! Come down! It's us!
(Tommy grabs "Chuckie" and attemps to lift him to the ground.)
Phil: Tommy, uh, that's a bag of regables.
Tommy: It is? [the bag spills on Tommy]
Chuckie: I gotta find my eyes! I gotta find my eyes! [Steps on something with the sound of glass crunching]. Oh... Oh no! My eyes! [Picks up a pair of broken eyeglasses]. Now I'm never gonna see again! [Starts crying].
Tommy: Huh, what's that?
Phil: Sounds like someone crying.
Lil: Sounds like Chuckie crying.
(They run outside.)
Chuckie: Tommy! Tommy!
(Tommy and Chuckie run towards each other... and straight past each other because they can't see properly.)
Phil: Chuckie! We thought you were lost forever!
Lil: Yeah! Put these on.
Chuckie: My eyes! I can see!
Tommy: Me too!
Chuckie: I thought they were broked. I stepped on them and made them go crunch.
Tommy: How do you see with those eyes anyway? When I putted them on I thought you were a bag Chuckie... Of vegables.
Chuckie: I thought you were a bush.
Tommy: Those eyes made me feel real dizzy, like when you spin around in circles.
Phil & Lil: Like this? [They spin around, laughing].
Tommy: Yeah. They make you feel kinda like throwing up.
Lil: Yeah, I think I know what you mean. I wonder why they didn't make Angelica sick.
(Angelica enters holding her stomach, moaning and groaning nauseously. Drew notices...)
Angelica: Oh! Owwww!
Drew: Honey, you look a little sick. [Angelica pukes on Drew in a very graphic manner] Oh, NO! All over my new sweater! Oh, come on; let's clean this up. [carries Angelica into the other room]
Tommy: Hey, Chuckie?
Tommy: If Angelica had your eyes on the whole time, then what were these eyes you stepped and broke?
(Grandpa Lou stumbles around, unable to see a thing...)
Grandpa Lou: Darn ow o... now where in tarnation did I put my specs? [Walks up to the clown lamp] Oh, Didi, have you seen my glasses?
(All the Rugrats laugh as the episode ends)