"Boy, what's going on down there, Chick?"
The entire living room is a mess thanks to the babies being left unsupervised
"And what are those horrible stains all over my living room?"
Chuckie, Phil, and Lil witness the broken lamp
Chuckie is moved by Tommy's speech about his lamp
"Since it was your clown lamp, you get to be the judge."
"They were playing ring around the rosy and it looked kinda dangerous, so, I just sat on the floor and watched them."
"So I hid under the couch."
"Yes! You wanted to push it..."
"I wanted to break that lamp! I wanted to break it cause' it was scary!"
"I'm bad, Tommy! Real bad!"
"But you know what? There's nothing you babies can't do about it, cause' you can't talk!"