Babies in Toyland (Episode)/Transcript

Didi: "Hello, Angelica."

Angelica: "Merry, Christmas, Aunt Didi! I being a very good girl so that Santa will give me lots of presents."

Angelica: "Merry Christmas, Babies!"

''[Angelica peered through the window at Santa's workshop before then opening the door, only for it to be jammed tight, so she made a runner to break the door down and entered in. She looked around at the elves at work, but was then called by one with great importance to his work.]''

Hermie: "Little girl! Santa is not going to be pleased when he sees what you've done to his door!"

Angelica: "What, it was like that!"

[She was barred from going any further.]

Hermie: "May I ask what you're doing here?"

Angelica: "Oh! I'm here to collect the presents that Santa was supposed to get me before he quit."

Hermie: "And how do you know you were getting any presents, pray tell?"

Angelica: "I know because I have been good all year. And if it hadn't have been for those dumb babies, I would have been even nicer."

[Hermie looked very suspicious as he went over to his desk and got out The Book of Good Children.]

Hermie: "Is that so? Well, let's just see if you are on the list then. Name?"

Angelica: "Angelica Pickles." (The book opened with a lot of dust poofing out as Hermie began looking through the pages.) "Ick!"

Hermie: "Pickles, Pickles, Pickles... Ah-ha! 'Tommy Pickles'. 'Dil Pickles'... Just as I thought! There's no 'Angelica Pickles' on the list."

[He closed the book and put it away, with Angelica becoming very annoyed.]

Angelica: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT ON THE LIST?!! Listen elf, I have been looking so hard for this place, and I'm not leaving till I get my Christmas presents!"

Hermie: "Well, maybe you should have thought about that before you started stealing those cookies and scaring those carolers away... and lie to your friends."

[Angelica then became suspicious.]

Angelica: "Wait... I thought Santa was supposed to know if I was bad or good?"

[Hermie picked up the letters.]

Hermie: "Santa delegates."

Angelica: "What's that mean?"

Hermie: "It means I'm overworked and underpaid! Now, if you excuse us, we've got to get back to work! Better luck next year."

Angelica: "But what about my Christmas presents?"

Hermie: "You have to take that up with the supervisor."

[He pointed her to the portrait of Santa.]

Angelica: "But I've already talked to him, and all he gave me was this dumb-old Reindeer." ''[She looked at her pockets only to find Prancy wasn't there. But then she was confronted by a real Reindeer with a resemblance that Angelica recognized.]'' "Prancy? Prancy, you're alive!"

[Prancy walked sadly away from her.]

Prancy: "I thought we were friends."

Angelica: "But we are."

Prancy: "Then why did you call me dumb?"

Angelica: "I dunno, I call a lot of things dumb. It's not that I mean it or anything."

[Hermie then began to escort Prancy away from Angelica.]

Hermie: "Come Prancy, I take you back to Santa."

[Angelica now felt very grieved.]

Angelica: "Prancy no! I'm sorry I called you dumb, come back!"

[Hermie then turned and reflected her with a question.]

Hermie: "Why'd you say to Tommy that if Dil never got a Christmas present this year, then he will never have a Christmas for the rest of his life, huh?"

Angelica: "I had to do something. He was being a goody two-shoes."

[Hermie then began ascending the stairs.]

Hermie: "I'm sorry to be the one to say this, Angelica, but here in Christmas Land, there is not place for kids like you."

Angelica: "But I wanna be in Christmas Land."

[Hermie and Prancy then began to sing.]