Dummi Bear Dinner Disaster/Transcript

Didi: "Time to say, bye-bye, sweetie" (Tommy starts bawling) "Oh, what's that matter, Tommy? Do you miss Susie already?"

Angelica: "Of course, it's me, you babies! There's going to be trouble!"

Angelica: "That does it!"

Tommy: "But, Angelica, I don't have to-"

Angelica: (she slapped his mouth) "Quiet, Tommy."

Angelica: "My daddy says that your show is the biggest gravy-train in town."

Paul: "I beg your parden?"

Chas: Gosh. After Happy Bear almost got caught by the Taxidermist, I couldn't sleep for days.

Paul: Mr. Finster, have you Talked to a psychiatrist about this?

Chas: He didn't understand.

Paul (yelling): "WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! DON'T YOU HAVE ANY REAL LIVES OUTSIDE OF THIS MINDLESS CARTOON!?!"

Betty: (dumbfounded) "Well, really? We just thought you liked to hear from a few of your fans."

Paul: "WELL, I DON'T!"

Chas: (confused) "How can the creator of Happy Bear be so cruel?"

Paul: (furious) "RANDY!!!"

Randy: "Wait a minute, Paul. I can explain everything" [After Randy notices his neighbors at his house unexpectedly]

Angelica: "Now if this doesn't work, I quit!"

[Angelica picked up the mushed food and threw it at Paul, causing his toupee to fall off into the soup.]

Randy: "Oh, I'm sorry Paul, let me get that for you."

[Paul shunned Randy from picking up his toupee as Paul picked it up and placed the damp toupee on his head. He then picked up mushed food and threw it at Drew.]

Drew: "Hey!"

[Paul laughed as a playful food fight began.]

Paul: Randy, I do not know how you did it but these guys really crack me up! You're a Comedy Genius!

[During the food fight]

Chuckie: "Eww! Now what are they doing?"

Tommy: "I don't know, but it looks like they're having fun."

Susie: "Fun?! Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (starts to cry, the camera zooms into her mouth and swerves behind her uvula showing the shot from the inside as Paul wandered up)

Paul: "Aww, what's the matter, Susie?"

Susie: "Now, we're gonna have to move because my daddy's gonna get a new house!"

Paul: "Move?! Randy, you jokester. I'd never allow it. With all these wild characters in the neighborhood. It's a writer's gold mine! In fact, how would you kids and your parents like to come down and see the Dummi Bears Studio tour?"

Angelica: "Aww, do we have to..." [Drew muffles Angelica]

Drew: "We'd love to, Paul."

[Randy splatters green gelatin all over himself]

Stu: "Wow. He looked right at me. That man has changed by life! Man, we didn't need words."