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Part of the AGU transcript
Spooky: Just as I suspected! We are looking at the greatest source of energy known to mankind!

(Spooky lifts the sheet to reveal a pumpkin.)

Spooky: And to think pumpkins around the world have been wasted on pies on Hallowe'en.

(Spooky injects wires into the pumpkin, which caused it to spark.)

Spooky: With this magnificant gourd, I now have the necessary power to operate my greatest invention ever! A time machine to the future!

(Todd drinks his soda. Spooky points to a red button on the time machine.)

Spooky: I bet your wondering how it works.

(Todd burps.)

Spooky: Well, it's quite simple. I set this dial to a precise moment in the future. It could be days from now, weeks! Or even years! (crazed) Think of the possibilities!

(Spooky falls.)

Spooky: To be older, wiser, and to see your life as it will be some day!

(Cut to Rugrats watching the film on TV. Cut back to film; Spooky shoves Todd into the time machine.)

Spooky: There, there my boy. No need to be frightened.

(Spooky slams the time machine door closed. Cut to TV, which is showing the film.)

Spooky: Lets try, 75 years!

(Cut to Rugrats.)

Tommy: Boy! Professor Spooky has made some neat stuffs before, but this is the bestest yet! A time machine to the foocher!

Chuckie: I don't know. Todd doesn't look to happy about it.

(Phil sneezes to the box of Reptar cookies, then gives it to Lil, who then eats the cookies.)

Phil: Well, yeah! Who'd wanna leave all that pizza?

(Cut back to film. Spooky presses a few buttons and pulls some levers. The pumpkin, still hooked up to wires, explodes. Spooky opens the time machine door to reveal that Todd is gone. Only his shoes remain.)

Spooky: Success! I've sent a man to the future!

(Cut back to Rugrats. On the TV, the film goes to the Chocolate Cheese Bar commercial.)

Tommy: Wouldn't it be neat to go to the foocher?

Chuckie: But Tommy, what if the foocher gots more scary things than right now?

Tommy: It won't be so scary, Chuckie, 'cause we'll be biggerer!

Kimi: And smarterer!

Phil: And we can spit!

Lil: You can spit now Phillip!

Phil: Yeah, but it'll be smarter spit!

(Angelica barges in with her karaoke machine and turns off the TV.)

Angelica: As if you could do anything smart, DeVille!

Tommy: Hi Angelica! We was just talking about goin' to the foocher!

Angelica: Well your not going nowheres! I gotta show to to do and need you diaper-bags to be my applaudiance! Prepare to be razzled! (speaks into mike) La la la la la, la la la la laaaaa!

(The Rugrats marvel at Angelica's new contraption, oohing and aahing.)

Tommy: What is that thing Angelica?

Angelica: It's my new tapiokie machine! Now just listen and clap when I'm done.

(Angelica presses a button to start the music, "America The Beautiful". As she sings, the Rugrats cover their ears and groan.)

Angelica: (singing) Oh beautiful, for special buys, For hamburg waves of grain...

Kimi: Is it my imagination, or is Angelica getting louderer?

Lil: I didn't think Angelica could be louderer!

Angelica: (singing) For purple mountain's majesties, Above the fruited rain!

(Angelica squeezes her juice box, spilling the conitents onto the floor.)

Angelica: (singing) Angelica! Angelica! Bob shared his lunch with me! So now I'm good, with motherhood, From me to shining me!

(Angelica finishes.The Rugrats didn't clap, so she presses a button on the machine that sounds like clapping. She takes a bow.)

Dil: Doggie!

Angelica: (to Dil) You're not coming to any more of my concerts 'till you're potty trained!

Tommy: This is a really neat toy Angelica! Can I try?

Angelica: Step away from the tapiokie machine, Pickles!

Tommy: But I just wants to play too!

Angelica: I said no! This is my new toy, and I'm gonna be the only singing star around here!

(Angelica picks up mike, causing a feedback noise.)

Tommy: But Angelica! We always let you play with our new stuff!

Angelica: And...

Tommy: So, uh, you should let us play too!

Angelica: Okay Tommy, I'll let you play with my tapiokie machine after you dumb babies give me stuffs I want!

(Dil throws a rattle at Angelica and giggles)

Angelica: (growls) Someday, drooly, you're gonna throw something at me and I'm not gonna be nice about it no more!

(Dil razzes Angelica.)

Didi: (from kitchen) Who wants cookies?

Angelica: Oh no! Aunt Didi!

(Angelica returns to the karaoke machine and starts singing again, with her back towards the Rugrats. Didi enters as she sings.)

Angelica: (singing) Angelica! Angelica! Bob shared his lunch with...

(Didi acts surprised at the mess.)

Angelica: Oh! Aunt Didi! I was so busy singing, I didn't see the babies making this awful mess!

Didi: (sighs) Thats okay, Angelica.

(Didi hands Angelica a plate of cookies.)

Didi: C'mon kids. Mommy's got some cleaning to do.

(Didi picks up the Rugrats and puts them in the playpen.)

(Angelica takes the cookies and puts them behind her back, then puts the plate on the ground.)

Angelica: Maybe you should put them in time-out forever.

Didi: Angelica, they're only babies.

(Didi picks up the empty plate and takes it to the Rugrats.)

Didi: Here you go.

(Didi finds out that the plate is empty.)

Didi: Oh! Dear!

(Angelica gives the Rugrats an evil look.)

Angelica: Don't I get a cookie Aunt Didi?

(Angelica winks innocently.)

Didi: I think Spike must've had a snack while I wasn't looking. C'mon Angelica, there's more in the kitchen.

(Didi walks into the kitchen. Angelica follows her, but not without evilly chuckling at the Rugrats and eating a cookie.)

Kimi: Ooh, that Angelica!

Chuckie: (to Tommy) I can't belive she tricked your mommy!

Phil: She's good!

Tommy: It's not fair you guys! Whenever we get something new, Angelica always gets to play with it!

Chuckie: And she usually breaks it too!

(Dil whines.)

Tommy: Well, I'm gonna play with that tapiokie machine whether Angelica likes it or not!

Chuckie: But Tommy! You heard her! We're not supposed to play with it!

(Tommy opens the playpen with his screwdriver. The Rugrats walk out.)

Chuckie: Remember, Angelica's bigger than us, she's- she's kinda mean!

(The Rugrats, without Chuckie, proceed to the karaoke machine. Chuckie starts to follow, hesitantly.)

Chuckie: I know! Let's go back to the playpen and watch Dilly spit-up!

(Tommy talks into the mike.)

Tommy: Hello? La la la!

(Angelica returns with a cookie and a jar of peanut butter.)

Angelica: (very angry) Hey! What do you and your bald brain think you're doing?

(Angelica crushes cookie in her hand. The Rugrats start to run away.)

Angelica: You're resting my patience Pickles! Now hand it over, or else!

(Tommy runs. Angelica drops the peanut butter and jumps to catch the machine, which is now being dragged along by the Rugrats.)

Phil: (to Tommy) Over here! Over here!

(Chuckie and the twins scream.)

Angelica: Get back here!

(Phil and Lil throw a cushion at Angelica.)

(The mike cord got entangled in Dil's chair, causing Tommy to fall. The other Rugrats run into the closet. Chuckie, however, stops and goes to Tommy. As Tommy & Chuckie try to free the karaoke machine from Dil, Dil is dragged along. While doing so, Dil tosses a cookie at Angelica; she lets out a roar. Tommy & Chuckie drag Dil and the karaoke machine into the closet, then closes the door.)

Angelica: (angry) Give me my tapiokie machine!

(Angelica pulls on the door while Phil does the same on the other side. The force caused Angelica to fall on the floor.)

(The Rugrats are inside the closet.)

Chuckie: What are we gonna do Tommy?

Tommy: I dunno, but I'm tired of Angelica always bossing us around! Gettin' us in trouble and making us do stuffs we don't wanna do! She treats us like we're a bunch of babies!

(Cut back to outside of closet.)

Angelica: I'll give you dumb babies till the count of ten to open that door!

(The Rugrats looked scared.)

Angelica: 1... 3...

(Angelica proceeds to open the door.)

Phil: I dunno what come next, but I have a bad feeling it's ten!

Angelica: (yelling) 4!

Chuckie: Well we're not exacly growed-up yet y'know!

Angelica: 15...

Tommy: That's it Chuckie! We'll go to the foocher, where we'll be so growed up that Angelica won't boss us around!

(Angelica continues to struggle with the door.)

Lil: But we don't gots our own time machine like Professor Spooky gots!

Angelica: 1, 2, 90, eleventy, 14, 19...

(Tommy looks at the stuff around the closet.)

Tommy: Sure we do!

Angelica: 22, a bazillion, a bazillion and a half, 5, 7, 74, 10!

Phil: Uh, hurry!

Chuckie: (stammers) Uh, I dunno about going to the foocher you guys!

Angelica: 9...

Kimi: I can't hold it no mores!

(Tommy plugs in a set of headphones into the headphone jack of a boom box.)

Tommy: Hang on everybody! We're going to the foocher!

(Tommy turns a dial on the boom box.)

(Cut to view of ceiling.)

Angelica: (echoing) 10!

(The whole closet is distorted in a whirlpool fashion. Fade out.)

(Commercial break)

(Fade back to closet, still distorted.)

Angelica: (echoing) 10!

(The closet view returns to normal. The door opens. Angelica now looks ten years older, as do all the Rugrats in this segment, which takes place ten years later.)

Angelica: I can't believe you and your mutant friends are still playing in a closet! You are such preteens! That Emica CD is brand new! Hand it over!

(Tommy crawls out of closet and stands up.)

Tommy: But you said we could borrow it Angelica!

Angelica: Your memory's slipping Pickles! I said you could maybe look at my Emica CD!

(Chuckie crawls out.)

Chuckie: But we wanted to learn all of her songs before the concert tomorrow.

Angelica: You want too much, Finster, now gimme my CD. I'm gonna be late for the bus.

(Phil crawls out.)

Phil: Does anybody but me think we need a bigger club house?

(Lil and Kimi fall out.)

Lil: Phillip! When you are the bottom of the pyramid, you hafta tell when you're gonna move!

Kimi: I think I ripped my pants!

Angelica: This is the last time I'm gonna ask nicely. Fork over the CD!

Dil: (voice only, from closet) Here! Catch!

(Dil throws what is now an old Reptar doll at Angelica.)

Angelica: Very funny Dylan!

Dil: (giggles) I thought so!

Angelica: Maybe I should tell Aunt Didi about the lizard in the shoe box?

Dil: Not funny! Not funny one bit.

(Dil surrenders the CD to Angelica.)

(Cut to kitchen. Camera looks at a picture of Grandpa near the sink, where she's washing dishes.)

Didi: I know it isn't easy being over 90 years old, but you still have to think about your health.

(Pan down to reveal that she was talking to Spike.)

Didi: I just don't understand, I've been so careful about your diet all these years.

(Tommy walks into the kitchen. He picks up a wad of bacon and feeds it to Spike.)

Tommy: Hiya Spike, you old boy.

(The others walk in. Angelica puts on her headphones.)

Angelica: Honestly, Aunt Didi; how do you put up with these juveniles?

(Stu walks in, wearing a disco suit.)

Stu: What do you think?

Angelica: Forget I asked.

(Stu shows off some of his disco moves.)

Dil: I don't remember you wearing that daddy.

Angelica: (to twins) That's because someone dropped him on his head when he was a baby.

Phil: (to Lil) Dil's fine; we only dropped him once.

Stu: Grandpa Lou gave me this scorpio medallion on my 18th birthday. It's my good luck charm. I wore this to every dance contest I entered back in the day. In fact I was wearing this when I met your mom.

Didi: Normally, I didn't date men who wore jewelry, but in this case, I made an exception.

Stu: And after that, I never danced without this medallion or your mother again.

Didi: Oh Stu.(to the kids) Tomorrow is the "Dinosaurs Of Disco" dance contest at the park, so your dad and I are dusting up our old routine!

(Stu and Didi do a few moves.)

Angelica: You guys are going to dance like that in front of people?

Didi: Your mom and dad are dancing too!

Angelica: Ugh! How embarrasing!

Tommy: (to Stu and Didi) You guys'll definitely win!

(Tommy gives his thumbs up of approval.)

Stu: So long as I got my medal.

(The bus outside honks.)

Didi: Oh! There's the bus! You better hurry, you know how the driver doesn't like to wait.

Angelica: Now listen up. I don't want any of you guys talking to me on the bus, I've convinced everyone that we're just casual acquaintences.

(The Rugrats walk onto the school bus. Didi talks to the bus driver.)

Didi: And please be careful going over bumps. Dil's stomach has been a little queezy lately.

(The bus driver turns to Didi. The driver is Grandpa.)

Grandpa: He'll throw-up just like all the other kids, that's why they invented sawdust.

(Dil walks onto the bus.)

Dil: Hey Grandpa. How's Grandma?

Grandpa: Still off cruising the Nile. She sends her love.(to the others) Hang on kids, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!

(Grandpa closes the bus door.)

Grandpa: I've had 3 bowls of oatmeal and a pint of prune juice, and I'm rarin' to go! (shifts gears and drives) Wheee!

(Angelica sits down beside Samantha in back seat.)

Angelica: Hey Samantha, have you heard the new Emica CD? Just came out yesterday!

Samantha: Cool! Lemme see!

(Samantha realises that there's something slimy on the CD.)

Samantha: Ewww! Is that peanut butter?

Angelica: Oh my gosh! Where did that come from?

Tommy: (to Chuckie) Don't look now, but I think Angelica found the peanut butter.

(Chuckie looks back and sees Samantha, he opens his mouth in shock and acts like he's fallen in love. Samantha is looking at herself in a pocket mirror, when she puts it away she sees Chuckie; he gasps and turns around.)

Tommy: What's wrong Chuckie?

Chuckie: (giggles nervously) That girl.

Tommy: Who? Angelica?

Chuckie: No! Not Angelica! Her friend! I was looking at her then she looked at me and then she almost smiled and I had to turn around.

(Tommy turns around looks at Samantha then looks back)

Tommy: That's Samantha Shane.

(Cut back to Angelica and Samantha; they are looking at the CD insert.)

Samantha: Oh, wow! That's a totally cute look!

Angelica: I have those same exact shoes.

Samantha: Really? Can I borrow them for the Emica concert tomorrow?

Angelica: Well, um, I actually lost them somewhere.

(Samantha looks at Tommy, who's looking at Samantha. Getting caught in the act, Tommy ducks down.)

Samantha: Ooh, that Tommy Pickles keeps looking back here. I can't believe that you have the same last name and you're not even related.

Angelica: I know, it's awful. I asked my parents if I could change my last name to LaTiffany, but they said no.

Samantha: Parents.

(Cut back to Tommy & Chuckie. Phil eavesdrops from the seat behind them.)

Tommy: Are you sure she smiled at you, Chuckie?

Chuckie: Yes, well, almost. I feel kind of sick. But, in a good way. I never felt this way before, Tommy.

Tommy: Wow