Vacation (Episode)/Transcript

(The song "Vacation" by The Go-Gos starts playing)

Can't seem to get my mind off of you

Back here at home there's nothing to do

Now that I'm away, I wish I'd stayed

Tomorrow's a day of mine that you won't be in

(The song cuts to the instrumental break and plays it until it is over. Then, it cuts back to the first of the final choruses and the last lyric of the song; half of the ending is cut for the episode.)

Vacation, all I ever wanted

Vacation, I had to get away

Vacation, ment to be spent alone

Vacation, ment to be spent alone

Stu: "Las Vegas!"

Didi: "Mmm. It's lovely at night!"

Grandpa Lou: "Haven't been here since the 50's! Took the town by storm too! I won 15 jackpots in a row! They flew me home 1st class just to get rid of me!"

Drew: "Mom said you lost everything but your underwear and came back on a bus!"

Grandpa Lou: "Oh, what did she know?"

Tommy: "Look at all the lights you guys!"

Lil: "It's like being inside a kissmas tree!"

Phil: "Nah, that was just sticky."

Chuckie: "Do you think we're gonna live here now, Tommy?"

Tommy: "I don't know, Chuckie."

Angelica: "You dumb babies, we're not gonna live here, we're on vacation!"

(Angelica picks up her Cynthia doll)

Angelica: "Oh, there you are, Cynthia!"

Tommy: "What's a vacation, Angelica?"

Angelica: "A vacation is when you get to do exactly what you want all the time!"

Chuckie: "I guess that means Angelica is ALWAYS on vacation!"

(Tommy and Chuckie both laugh)

Angelica: "My daddy says Slots Vegas is the bestest place in the whole world to go for a vacation."

Lil: "What's Slots Vegas?"

Angelica: "That!"

(Angelica points out RV window to the Vegas traffic and city lights)

Angelica: "And I'm gonna be the star of Slots Vegas 'cause I'm gonna sing on a real stage infront of a bazillion people. C'mon, Cythia, let's go practice our scales!"

(Angelica walks down RV stairs while singing)

Angelica (singing): "Go make me a doughnut real soon!"

Lil: "Does this mean we get to do exactically what we want?"

Tommy: "Sure! It's our vacation too!"

Phil: "I wanna ride Reptar to the moon!"

Lil: "Reptar can't fly!"

Phil: "He can on my vacation, Lillian!"

Lil: "Now he's being my little baby, Phillip!"

Phil: "MINE!"

(Camera pans downstairs to the adults)

Betty: "Well, I wanna try that thing where you parachute off the Eifelle Tower!"

Stu: "I hear they have a replica of the Pacific Ocean in the lobby of the Atlantis Hotel. Maybe I'll check out the surfing!"

Drew: "You can't surf!"

Stu: "Can too!"

(Later... camera zooms to Tommy where the babies giggling.)

Tommy: There's where I wanna do,

Chas: Oh look guys, it's the famous magicians Heimlich and Bob.

Howard: Nice tigers.

Chuckie:

(Stu hits the gong and it stops, Tommy and Stu screams.)

Didi: "Bye honey."

Chas: "I'll take it the next day."

(Howard giggles.)

(Lou comes out, pops out snarggle.)

Lou: "Where did everybody go?"

Stu: They fail on this, pop. Looks like you and me and the kids.

Lou: Well, that's okay. We'll just take them over in the casino with us.

Stu:

(As Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil grabbing the lifesaver because it's Angelica's.)

Lou: Well, all right

Lou: Uh the other half, see ya.

Stu: "What the?! Chuckie, you're supposed to use the glass! Phil, pineapples have to be peeled! Tommy, get out of the pasta salad."

(Lil burps.)

Stu: "Ew! Lil, you're supposed to eat the raisins!"

(Angelica eats the desserts.)

(Angelica grabs the chocolate dipped banana.)

Tommy: This is the bestest adventure we ever had don't you think so Chuckie? Chuckie?

Stu: Oh no! (Gasp) Let's go.

Angelica: "But Uncle Stu, I gotta go back for my encorn!"

Angelica: Uncle Stu, you got to learn some new games.

Lou: "Well, this is the last nickel. Hey, what's this? Would you look at that, a lucky penny."

(When Tommy is on the slot machine, he slides down the lever.)

(Suddenly... the slot machine hits the bar and the nickels pop out as Lou cheers.)

Lou: WOO HOO! JACKPOT!!

Lil: "Over here, Tommy!"

Stu: Tommy stop! Whoa! (Slips on the nickels)

Angelica: That's nice grandpa, can I have some nickels?

Angelica: (Gasp) "A circus!" (Giggles)

Angelica: Hello babies, like my new car? (Honks)

Angelica: See you later Uncle Stu, we're gonna go see the kitties.

Angelica: "Everybody hold on!"

Angelica: "The fabulous Angelica!"