Ice Cream Mountain/Transcript

(While the babies and Angelica turned to the right, Chuckie kept going straight ahead. Right onto what appeared to be a long tongue belonging to a gorilla. Chuckie looks up, sees it and screams in terror. Running back in the right direction, but he collides right into the twins, creating a domino effect knocking over Angelica too. The blonde clearly wasn't taking this kindly.)

Angelica: Okay, who did it? Which one of you babies knocked me down?

(The babies stared on with silence, neither wanting to confess. Until Chuckie raised his hand meekly from the back of the group. Angelica kneeled down to Chuckie.)

Angelica: What did you think you was doing, Chuckie!?

Chuckie: Uh... uh...

Angelica: Did you think it was funny? Did you think it was nice? Did you think it was SMART to knock somebody down who is so much older and prettier and stronger than you are?

Chuckie: No!

Angelica: What were you thinking then? Huh?!

Chuckie: Well, I was thinking-

Angelica: What?! Huh? Huh? Huh?!

Chuckie: (very fast) I was thinking maybe there wasn't any ice cream mountain!

(Tommy and the Twins gasped)

Phil and Lil: No ice cream mountain?!

Angelica: You take that back!

Angelica: I give you ice cream mountain. Dig in.

Tommy: Hey, it's hard as a rock.

Lil: Maybe it's frozen solid.

Tommy: It's not even cold.

Phil: But if it's not cold, Tommy, how can it be ice cream?

Angelica: I know - maybe the good stuff is all inside.

Phil: Look! Here is a door.

Drew: Last hole, all tied up.

Stu: It wouldn't be if you were scoring right.

Drew: Look who's talking, Mr. That-Was-a-Practice-Swing.

Man #1: Let's go fellas!

Man #2: You're ruining things for everyone!

Tommy: I'm on the way, Angelica, but this doesn't look like ice cream.

Angelica: There has to be ice cream in some place. Othewise, why would they call it Ice Cream Mountain? (pointing a pile of crumpled paper in the main hole) Maybe that's where they're hiding it.

(Angelica removes the papers in the main hole and stacks them in the left and right holes)

Angelica: Hmmmmm.

(Angelica watches de main hole)

Tommy: What do you see, Angelica?

Angelica: Nothing.

Lil: This is not an ice cream mountain.

Phil: It's all fake!

Chuckie: I knew it, I knew it.

Angelica: No! Ice Cream Mountain is real. I just know it is. It just has to be!

Earl: Hey, what's going on here?

Man #2: It's those guys!

(Earl walks towards Stu and Drew)

Man #3: Yeah!

Man #4: They're the slowest golfers I've ever seen!

Man #1: Why doesn't the owner do something?

Earl: Now, gentlemen, do you think we might move it along a little bit? There are other people who want to play.

Drew: You stay out of this, OK? I've had it up to here with you trying to hurry us along! We're paying customers! (Turns to Stu) You first, little brother.

Stu: No, you first.

Drew: I said, you first! What do you want?! A written invitation?!

Earl: Come on, fellas! You guys are practically pros. Why don't you both just hit your balls at the same time?

Earl: Well, that's it. Game's over. You both lost.

Stu: Hey, wait a minute!

Announcing figure (singing): Hole in one! Hole in one! Funland is a world of fun!

Stu: We won a free game!

Earl: But that can't happen, there's just no way!

Man #5: Hey, if those guys can get a hole in one, anybody can!

Man #4: That's guy got a free game!

Announcing figure (singing): Hole in one! Hole in one! Hole in one....

Earl: Oh no! I'm ruined!

Stu: Nice game, big bro.

(He shakes hands with Drew)

Drew: You said it, little bro.

Angelica (crying loudly): I want my ice cream!

Stu: We didn't really pay enough attention to the kids today.

Drew (seriously): You're right, Stu. (enthusiastically) We got a couple of free games. Maybe we could let the kids play. It won't take long.

Earl (sobbing and kissing Drew's hand): Oh, please, no! Anything but that! I'll give you anything!

Stu: Could we find something for the kids will like?