Chuckie's Wonderful Life/Transcript

Angelica: "Hey, babies! Ready for a game of pin the tail on the diaper?"

(Chuckie hides the CD under the teddy bear.)

Angelica: "Hey, Chuckie, what do you got there?"

Chuckie: Ah, nothing. We just playing one of the silly games.

Angelica: "Hmm. Say, isn’t Spike out there.

Tommy: Spike? No, Spike’s at home, Angelica.

Betty: "My home! My beautiful home!" (sobs)

Howard: "If only there were one baby, one mature, responsible, somewhat cowardly baby who would set a good example and tell them it's wrong!" (sobs with Betty)

Chas: "Hi, guys. Socky and I were gettin' kinda lonely." (as Socky) "Hope you don't mind us stopping by."

Betty: (unnerved) "He's getting worse."

(Phil and Lil topple a bookshelf, cackling)

Howard: "What should we do, Chas? What should we do?" (sobs)

Chas:" You should consider yourself lucky! I wish I had a kid, even a terrifyingly destructive one." (as Socky) "But he doesn't, he's all alone."

(He, Howard, and Betty burst into tears)

Chuckie: "This is bad, angel guy! Real bad!"

Angel: "Come on, we still have one more thing to see!"

(The doorbell rings and Chas answers the door where it was Drew and Angelica, with the former firmly grasping hold of Angelica's left arm)

Drew: (furious) "I'm afraid we owe you an apology, Chas. (He firmly brings Angelica forward and holds the CD in his left hand) I discovered Angelica throwing this around her room. And since you're the only one I know who listens to Latvian folk dances, I figured it was yours."

(He hands the CD to Chas)

Chas: "I wondered what happened to this."

Drew: "Now, what do you say, Angelica?"

Angelica: "Sorry, Mr. Finster."

Drew: (as he walks away, still holding Angelica's arm) "And she's not gonna get dessert for a whole week!"

Angelica: "WHAT?!"

(Angelica gets tugged away as Chas closes the door)

Phil: "Wow, Chuckie! All that time Angelica had the toy!"

Chuckie: "And I thought it was all my fault."

Tommy: "Nah, Chuckie. It wasn't your fault at all."