The Perfect Twins/Transcript

(The episode starts with a British flag)

Betty: (laughs) Imagine, Deed. Your great aunt was my twins mother. Gee, we're close sisters! And they have twins the same age as Phil and Lil!

Didi: Isn't that wonderful?

Betty: Phil and Lil, guess what? You have twins cousins! Hedley and Smeldey! And they're coming from across the ocean!

Tommy: Wow! You have cousbins!

Lil: I don't know why they're from the ocean.

Kimi: Maybe they're fishies.

Phil: Sorry we weren't perfect twins Lil.

Lil: I thinks we can be perfect for each other, even if you are a bit of a nutter.

Phil: Am not Lillian!

Lil: Are too Phillip!

Lil: Am not!

Phil: Are too!

Phil and Lil continue to argue. The camera zooms inside Lil's screaming mouth ending the episode.