Dude, Where's My Horse?/Transcript

[Lil was using a stick on her shoe next to Kimi and Susie.]

Lil: "Are we gonna have to do this every day? I don't think I can handle it. Sanitary-wise."

[Dil approached the three.]

Dil: "All you guys ever think about is yourselves. What about poor Enrique?"

[Kimi approached Dil, rather annoyed.]

Kimi: "Who cares? I'm sick of Enrique. He's probably kick it by now anyway."

Dil: "How can you say something like that?"

Angelica: "News Flash Dil! People don't usually survive Lobotomy Reversals!"

''[Angelica placed the Turkey chick under a basket. Susie then approached Dil and Kimi.]''

Susie: "Stop it, stop it! Why are we yelling at everybody? This is no time to be dissing on each other?" (She then began to address the real problem.) "When we should be dissing on Tommy!"

[Tommy looked up while looking at the script.]

Tommy: Huh?

Susie: "It's his fault we're here in the first place!"

[Everyone began yelling at him.]

Tommy: "You guys, it'll be fun, I promise!" (He turned to Chuckie) "Chuckie?"

Chuckie: "I'm torn on this one, my friend." (looking at the plasters on his arms.) "Really. Torn!"