Chuckie's New Shirt/Transcript

Chuckie: "Gosh, I had lots of good times in my old shirt... like the time I ate eleventy poplickles in one day!"

(Chuckie tries to take off his new shirt.)

Phil: "You feel like Chuckie now?"

Chuckie: "No, I feel nakie!"

Chuckie (crying): "I don't want to be Ralph! I want my old shirt back!"

Lil: "Gee, Twinkly, what's the big deal?"

Phil: "Yeah, Stinky, it's just a shirt!"

(Chuckie gasps and turns to face Phil and Lil.)

Chuckie: "Yeah? How'd you like it if your daddy taked away your shirts with the duckies on em'?"

(Phil and Lil look down at their shirts, then hug each other while crying.)

Chuckie: "Well, I guess I'll go look at a book. Maybe Ralph can read."