Acorn Nuts & Diapey Butts/Transcript

Part 1: Diaper Change
[''The episode begins with a view of a leaf as it flies across the sky. It floats down to the backyard of Tommy's house and past Spike's doghouse, where Spike is sleeping. Eventually it lands near the window of the basement, where a vacuum tube opens it and sucks the leaf up. Stu looks out the window, and the leaf comes out another tube and lands in one of the baskets of his latest invention, the Power Picker 2000, or the PP2K for short. Stu is now holding a screwdriver as he tightens a screw on the PP2K.'']
 * Stu: "That ought to do it! Okay, Deed, the Power Picker 2000's all set! Let's go pick apples!"

[''As Stu calls Didi, one of the vacuum tubes of the PP2K turns to his necktie and sucks it up. He grunts as he struggles to pull it out, and another vacuum tube tries to suck up his hair. In the next scene, two apples fall into a basket filled with apples. Many children and adults are in the park, picking apples. The camera zooms in on Didi, who is holding Dil, who is dressed in a leaf costume, in her arms. Stu is under a tarp, working on the PP2K as Betty and Howard are in the tree near him and Didi, picking apples from it. Angelica is sitting on a blue blanket near the tree. Didi hums as she carries Dil to his seat on the blanket, and Dil giggles. Didi stops at a basket.'']
 * Didi: Oh, these macintosh look delicious!

[''Didi picks up an apple and eats it. The camera moves over to a horse pulling a hay cart that Lou, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil are all riding. Lou chuckles. He is revealed to be reading a pop-up book of The Princess and the Pea.'']
 * Lou: "Hey, here's a good one!" (Reading wearily) "So the queen put the tiny pea under the mattress."

[''Lou falls asleep and snores. The camera moves down to Phil and Lil as the latter applauds.'']
 * Lil: "Oh! I think this is one of the most wonderfullest times I ever had!"
 * Phil: The parade's gonna be even funnerer! I can't wait to wear one of those funny-looking clothes Tommy's mom's making us!"

[''A view of Tommy and Chuckie is now shown. The former is holding his Reptar doll in his arms, and the latter is dressed in a brown sweater.'']
 * Chuckie: "I never been in a parade afore! I'm so excited!"
 * Tommy: "Me too, Chuckie! Boy, fall sure gots lots of fun stuff, huh, guys?"

[As Tommy and Chuckie toss some hay into the air, Phil and Lil climb up another pile of it.]
 * Lil: Uh-huh!"
 * Phil: "Oh, yeah!"
 * Chuckie: "You said it!"
 * Phil: "Uh, what's a fall?"

[''Lil turns to face Phil and pushes him. Phil yells as he falls and lands in the hay below.'']
 * Lil: "Now you know!"

[Phil giggles as Lil jumps and lands near him.]
 * Phil: "I like fall!"
 * Tommy: "No, that's not the kind I'm talking about, you guys!

[Tommy picks up some hay and drops it.]
 * Tommy: Fall's the time when all the leaves come off the trees, and you rake em' into a great big pile and jump in em', like we did with my Grandpa!"

[''Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all yell and laugh as they jump into a pile of hay, causing some of it to fly into the air and land on a sleeping Lou's head. The horse suddenly stops.'']
 * Lil: "Hey, why are we stopping?"

[''Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all crawl to the end of the cart and look outside. The camera zooms out, revealing horse poop, which a man scoops up with a shovel and puts in a wheelbarrow.'']
 * Phil: "Oh, now I know just what I want to be when I'm growed up! Look at him!"

[The man pushes his wheelbarrow away, and the horse starts moving again.]
 * Phil: "Whoa!"

[''Phil and Lil laugh as they, Tommy, and Chuckie fall over. Some acorns fall out of Chuckie's pants pocket. He looks over at them, picks them up, and shows them to Tommy, Phil, and Lil.'']
 * Chuckie: "Look, guys! My daddy and I found some haycorns in our backyard!"
 * Phil: "Oooh!"
 * Lil: "Prettyful!"
 * Chuckie: "Tonight, we're gonna paint faces on them, with real lips and everything!
 * Tommy: "That's great, Chuckie!"
 * Chuckie: "Boy, it's gonna be so much fun! Just me and my Daddy!"

[''The horse neighs as it runs past Stu and Didi's car. The camera moves over to Stu, who gets Didi, Betty, and Howard's attention.'']
 * Stu: "Apples and worms! I mean, ladies and germs!"

[Stu chuckles nervously.]
 * Stu: "Allow me to introduce the Stu Pickles amazing Power Picker 2000!"

[''Stu pulls the tarp off, revealing the PP2K underneath. Didi and Betty stare in confusion.'']
 * Stu: "With 20 gigabytes of horsepower, it's guaranteed to pick apples 200 times faster than the average human!"

[''Stu presses the button on the remote he is holding, and the PP2K roars into life. Didi and Betty gasp, and the PP2K rolls up to a tree and uses one of its vacuum tubes to pick an apple from it. It then picks another apple with another of its vacuum tubes. The five baskets soon fill up with apples. Didi and Betty walk up to one of the baskets and look inside. A worm crawls atop one of the apples.'']
 * Didi: "I... it's very nice, Stu, but do you really think we need that many apples?"

[''The PP2K soon picks every apple off the tree with its vacuum tubes and rolls up to the ladder Howard is standing on. Howard looks down nervously, and Stu nervously presses the button on his remote, trying to turn the PP2K off.'']
 * Howard: "Hey, hey, hey, hey!"

[The PP2K runs into the ladder, knocking Howard off it, and causing him to fall.]
 * Howard: "Whoa! Whoa!"

[Howard lands in a basket.]
 * Howard: "Ow!"

[''Some apples land around the basket, which breaks open. The PP2K rolls away.'']
 * Stu: "Uh-oh! Looks like there's a couple of kinks to work out."

[Stu walks past Howard, who rubs his lower back.]
 * Howard: "I believe you'll find them in my lower back!

[''The camera zooms out, revealing Betty, Didi, Angelica, and Dil. Angelica is holding candy apple in each hand.'']
 * Angelica: "Hey, Aunt Didi, Aunt Betty! Wanna hear the song I'm singing for the fall festival parade?"

[Didi and Betty walk up to Angelica.]
 * Didi: "Uh, thank you, Angelica, but we've heard it several times already!"
 * Angelica: All right, I'll sing it again!

[Didi and Betty smile nervously.]
 * Angelica (singing off-key): "Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful time of year!"

[Angelica takes a bite out of one of her candy apples.]
 * Angelica (singing off-key with her mouth full): "Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful time of year!"

[''The camera moves over to Dil, who blows a raspberry. Betty turns to face Didi.'']
 * Betty: "So, Deed, how are the pups' vegetable costumes coming along, eh?"
 * Didi: "I'm almost done! Oh, the babies are going to look so adorable on the Wombat Cornucopia float! Oh!"

[Betty sniffs.]
 * Betty: "You know, I think I smell a change."
 * Didi: "Do you?"

[Didi sniffs.]
 * Didi: "I smell it, too! Change is in the air!"
 * Betty: "Whoa! And I thought I had a good sniffer! I was just wondering if Dilly there needed a diaper change!"
 * Didi: "Oh."

[Didi sniffs Dil, then turns to face Betty.]
 * Didi: "Ugh. I think you're right!"

[''Didi picks up Dil and walks away with him. Howard is now back on the ladder as he picks an apple. The camera moves over to Stu, who is working on the PP2K. He grunts as he screws in a screw on the control panel inside. He looks inside, then closes the door. A spring comes loose and bounces inside the control panel. Didi then walks up to Dil, carrying a bottle of formula.'']
 * Didi: "There you go, Mommy's big boy!"

[As Dil drinks from his bottle, the camera moves over to Chas, who is carrying various gourds in his arms.]
 * Chas: Hi, gang! Oh, boy, isn't the fall grand?"

[''Chas trips on Howard's ladder, and falls over. The ladder falls over, and Howard screams as he falls and lands on Chas.'']
 * Chas: "Sorry, Howard."

[''Howard groans as he walks away. Didi and Betty walk up to Chas.'']
 * Betty: "Hey, you got a heck of a lot of gourds there, Chas, buddy!"
 * Chas: "Oh, yeah!"

[Chas scoops up the gourds in his arms.]
 * Chas: "Well, they remind me of Melinda. She loved to garden and grew all her own plants for her arts and crafts!"

[As Chas continues talking, Howard puts the ladder back up.]
 * Chas: "It was amazing what she could do with gourds and glitter!"

[''Dil continues drinking from his bottle, then grunts as he tosses it. It flies through the air and hits the button of the PP2K's remote. The PP2K starts up and rolls away, and Stu chases after it. The horse and cart is now idle, and the camera zooms in on it as Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all laugh as they play in the hay. Suddenly, an apple lands between them. Tommy crawls up to it, and another apple lands between him and Lil. She and Phil look at it in confusion as another apple bounces off Lou's head, waking Lou up.'']
 * Lou: "What? What the?!"

[''The PP2K rolls past the horse and cart, shooting apples from its vacuum tubes. Lou screams and ducks to dodge an apple that flies over his head. The apple hits the horse, who neighs and runs away. Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all laugh as they jump in the hay.'']
 * Lou: "What in tarnation's goin' on? Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!"

[''Lou falls over as the horse picks up speed. Stu continues chasing after the PP2K.'']
 * Lou: "Whoa! Hey! What? Whoa!"

[The horse knocks over a ladder, causing it to fall over, and the man on it to hang onto a tree branch.]
 * Lou: "Whoa! Hey! Hold on! Help! Hey!"

[Tommy tumbles as Chuckie holds onto the hay.]
 * Chuckie: "We're doomed!"

[Stu continues chasing after the PP2K, until he turns to face the horse and cart approaching him.]
 * Lou: "Hold on! Somebody stop this consarned thing!"

[''Stu stares in shock as the Horse runs into him, knocking him over. Lou grumbles as the PP2K rolls towards Angelica, who turns to face it and drops her candy apples in fear.'']
 * Angelica: "Uncle Stu!"

[''As the PP2K approaches Angelica, the screen fades to black. In the second act, Angelica drops her apples as she did before.'']
 * Angelica: "Uncle Stu!"

[''As the PP2K approaches Angelica, she flinches, but Stu pounces the PP2K and grunts as he shakes it. Didi, Chas, Betty, and Howard all walk up to him and stare in shock. Angelica is about to eat her candy apple, when Dil tosses an apple at her and coos. He laughs, then belches. The horse is now exhausted as it runs across the path.'']
 * Lou: "What are you trying to do, send me to an early grave?!"

[''The horse walks up to its trough of water and takes a drink. Phil and Lil poke themselves out of the hay, and they and Chuckie groan as Chuckie falls off the hay. Tommy groans as he pokes himself out of the hay, and Lou rises out of the hay.'']
 * Lou: "Phew! Come on, sprouts! Let's get off this gull-durned cart!"

[''Lou walks to the other side of the cart. In the next scene, Phil and Lil are out of the cart as Lou picks Chuckie up and sets him down near them. He then picks up Tommy, who is holding his Reptar doll, but then drops it. Lou sets Tommy down and picks up his Reptar doll, which squeaks as Stu runs up to them.'']
 * Stu: "Is everybody okay?"
 * Lou: "You and your conflabbed inventions! I almost lost my teeth!"
 * Stu: "I'm sorry, Pop. I guess I set the power a little too high!"
 * Lou: "And yesterday was crossed wires in your lizard contraption at home!"

[As Lou continues talking, Tommy stares in shock at him.]
 * Lou: "Why, the dern thing attacked me in the loo!"

[As Stu talks to Lou, Tommy walks away.]
 * Stu: "Must have been a glitch in the blueprints. But my animatronic Reptar's gonna be my biggest thing yet! You know they're very interested in it for the EuroReptar theme park they're opening in France!"
 * Lou: "Well, as far as I'm concerned, 'O revere, and good riddance!'"

[Lou tosses Tommy's Reptar doll on the ground, which squeaks, and walks away angrily as the horse whinnies and walks away.]
 * Lou: "Oh, that silly, stupid, attacking me, in the loo!"

[''Stu picks up Tommy's Reptar doll and looks over at Lou. Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all walk up to a fence as Chuckie picks a piece of hay out of his hair.'']
 * Chuckie: "Boy, that ride was sure scary!"
 * Phil: "Nah, it was fun!"
 * Lil: "I don't think Tommy's Grandpa liked it. He don't look too smiley."

[Angelica, who is holding a candied apple, laughs wickedly as she walks up to the babies.]
 * Angelica: "Nice sweater, Finster!"

[''A goat chews on one of the loose threads of Chuckie's sweater, and the camera zooms out as Chuckie stares in shock at it and screams. Chuckie pulls on the loose thread.'']
 * Chuckie: "My new sweater that Grandma maked for me!"

[Angelica laughs wickedly and walks up to Chuckie as Tommy also walks up to him.]
 * Tommy: "Hold on, Chuckie!"
 * Angelica: "A goat's eating your sweater!"

[Angelica continues laughing wickedly.]
 * Angelica: "You're gonna be nakie in a minute!"

[''As Angelica continues laughing wickedly, the camera moves over to Tommy, who has no success in biting off the loose thread, due to his lack of teeth. He turns to face Phil.'']
 * Tommy: "Phil?"
 * Phil: "Let me at it!"

[''Phil walks up to Tommy and Chuckie, both of whom are pulling on the loose thread. Phil bites the loose thread, causing it to break and Tommy and Chuckie to fall over.'']
 * Chuckie: "Thanks, guys!"

[''Chuckie groans as Angelica continues laughing wickedly. A chomping noise is then heard from behind.'']
 * Angelica: "Huh?"

[''Angelica looks at her stick, which no longer has her candied apple on it. She turns to face the goat, who ate it.'']
 * Angelica: "Give me back my treat! Don't you dumb goats know who I am?"

[''Lil walks up to Angelica. The goats bleat and eat grass. The camera zooms in on Lil as Angelica turns to face her.'']
 * Lil: "She's Angelica."
 * Angelica: "Yeah, the most importantest star of the fall festival parade!"

[As Angelica walks up to Tommy and Chuckie, Lucy parks her car in the distance.]
 * Tommy: "We're all gonna be in the parade, Angelica!"
 * Chuckie: "We're doin' all kinds of fun stuffs for fall, huh, guys?"

[Lil walks up to Angelica.]
 * Lil: "Do you know about fall, Angelica? It's gots leaves and... things!"
 * Phil: "Tommy telled us all about it!"
 * Angelica: "Of course I know about fall! But there's lots more to it than that!"

[Angelica walks up to Tommy.]
 * Angelica: "I bet Baldy didn't yell you that, uh... fall's the time, uh... when, uh... there's lots of changes!"
 * Phil: "Now I knowed it's fall!"

[Phil and Lil turn to face each other.]
 * Phil: "Mommy changeded my diapies more numbers than I could count this morning!"
 * Lil: "That's not cause' of fall, Philip. It's cause you eated my box of crayons yesterday night!"
 * Phil: "Oh."

[As Angelica talks to the babies, Lucy can be seen talking to Lou in the background.]
 * Angelica: "But the most importantest thing about fall is the parade,

[As Angelica continues talking, she walks fancily and takes a bow.]
 * Angelica: "And I'm the star, cause I'm the onlyest one who gets to sing!"
 * Susie: "That's not true, Angelica!"

[Susie walks up to Angelica.]
 * Angelica: "Carmichael?! What are you doing here?"
 * Susie: "Pickin' apples with my mom!"

[The camera moves over to Didi, Lou, Chas, Betty, Howard, and Lucy.]
 * Susie: "And I'm gonna sing on your Grandpa's float in the parade, too!"
 * Angelica: "My Grandpa would never ask you to sing on my float!"
 * Susie: "It's not your float, and he did so ask me, right after I won the junior talent show!"
 * Angelica: "But he said I was gonna be the star!"
 * Susie: "Well, there must have been a change of plans! See you at the parade, Angelica!"

[Susie walks away.]
 * Susie (singing melodiously): "Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful time of year, baby!"

[The camera moves over from Angelica to Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil, who all wave goodbye to Susie.]
 * Phil: "That was great!"
 * Tommy: "See you later!"
 * Lil: "Bye, Susie, bye!"
 * Chuckie: "I love it when she sings!"
 * Phil: "Me, too! Sounds a lot better than..."

[''Before Phil can finish, the camera zooms out, revealing Angelica to be growling and glaring angrily at him. Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all walk away.'']
 * Tommy: "Well, I guess we'll be seeing you later, Angelica!"
 * Angelica: "Not so fast, Babies!"

[Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all stop and turn to face Angelica.]
 * Angelica: "I'm not done tellin' you about fall! Like I said, fall's got changes!"

[Angelica walks up to Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil.]
 * Angelica: "So don't be surprised if some pretty awful stuff happens, cause change isn't always good!"

[Angelica walks away, and the camera zooms in on Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil.]
 * Chuckie: "Gee, I don't like the sound of that, Tommy!"
 * Tommy: "Aw, don't listen to Angelica! Change don't scare us! Huh, guys? Side's there's one, two, nine, seven! Seven of us! We just gots to stick together and everything'll be just fine!"

[In the next scene, Chas is seen driving his car down the road, with Didi in the front seat.]
 * Chas: "Do you mind if we make a quick stop?"

[''Chas drives his car into the cemetary. He and Chuckie drop gourds and acorns off at Melinda's tombstone.'']
 * Chas: "Fall was your mom's favorite time of year. Chuckie, did I ever tell you how your mommy and I met?"

[''Chuckie looks happily up at Chas. As Chas tells Chuckie the story of how he and Melinda met, the camera zooms in on a picture frame Chas is holding.'']
 * Chas: "Well, she was selling organic produce at a swap meet."

[The camera zooms in on the other side of the frame, revealing a picture of Melinda holding a gourd with a face on it in it.]
 * Chas: "I took one look at her pretty face and broke out into a cold sweat. Ha! I couldn't even speak, or breathe even! Turned out I was allergic to the adzuki beans and my tongue was swollen the size of a football! She gave me mouth-to-mouth recussitation and the rest was history!"

[''The wind blows the leaves off a tree as Chas and Chuckie look up at it. Chas then hugs Chuckie.'']
 * Chas: "Your mom loved us both so much, Chuckie!"

[The camera zooms out, revealing Didi, Betty, and Howard to have watching everything.]
 * Didi: "Charles is such a dear, sweet man! I wish he'd meet someone special."
 * Betty: "Ah, I don't know, Deed. The guy's pretty set in his ways. I mean, come on, he irons his underpants!"

[The camera moves over to Howard.]
 * Howard: "Hmmm, so she'd have to be fairly flexible. Hey! How bout' your friend, Lolana?"
 * Betty: "The contortionist?"

[Betty nudges Howard with her elbow.]
 * Betty: "Hey, great idea, Howie! Ah, I'll give her a call and see if I can set somethin' up!"

[''In the next scene, the sound of Phil and Lil giggling can be heard as the camera zooms in on Tommy's house. Inside, Betty is giving Phil and Lil a diaper change as Didi works on the babies' costumes for the fall festival parade..'']
 * Betty: "Whoa-ho, whoa, whoa, whoa! Stop squirmin' you wiggle worms! Hey, Deed, could you toss me a couple of diapers?"

[The camera moves over to Didi.]
 * Didi: "Sure, Betty!"

[Didi unzips Betty's diaper bag and pulls out a diaper, surprised when she feels how puffy it is.]
 * Didi: "Gosh, these are awfully puffy!

[Didi walks up to Betty and hands her two puffy diapers; one for Phil, and one for Lil.]
 * Didi: "Did you switch brands?"
 * Betty: "Super absorbent. Got em' on sale! 'No leakin', or your money back'!"

[Before Betty can put the puffy diapers on Phil and Lil, Chas walks up to Didi, carrying velcro.]
 * Chas: "Here's the velcro you needed for the costumes, Didi!"

[''Chas grunts as he tries to pull the velcro, which is stuck to his shirt, off it. He eventually gets it off and hands it to Didi.'']
 * Didi: "Thank you, Charles."

[As Didi walks away, Betty reaches into her purse and pulls out a jar of hair pomade.]
 * Betty: "Hey, Chas, just the man I'm lookin' for! Think fast!"

[Betty tosses the jar at Chas, who catches it.]
 * Chas: "What is it?"

[The jar of hair pomade is revealed to have a picture of a man with an Elvis-style hairdo on it.]
 * Betty: "Hair pomade! I thought you might like to try out a new do!"
 * Chas: "But why? I've had the same hairstyle since the sixth grade!"

[Chas rubs his hair worriedly.]
 * Betty: "Need I say more? I'll give you a hand with you here as soon as I finish diaperin' the pups!"

[''As Betty puts the puffy diapers on Phil and Lil, Didi walks into the kitchen, and Chas follows her. Betty then follows them, and Phil and Lil look over at them.'']
 * Phil: "Well, I wonder where Tommy and Chuckie are."
 * Lil: "Why don't you go find them?"
 * Phil: "Good idea."

[Phil tries to get up, but has trouble doing so due to the bulk of his new diaper.]
 * Phil: "Huh?"

[''As Phil tries to stand up, Lil hums. Phil grunts as he struggles to stand up, and when he finally does, he falls over and the bulk from his diaper hisses. Lil screams when she sees Phil still next to her.'']
 * Lil: "Philip, what are you doing here? I thought you leaveded!"
 * Phil: "I was gonna, but I can't get up! Watch!"

[''Phil tries to stand up, but the bulk of his diaper makes him spin clockwise. He falls over instead.'']
 * Phil: "Whoa!"

[The bulk of Phil's diaper hisses, and Phil glares at Lil.]
 * Lil: "Oh, okay. Waits there, and I'll pull you onto your feeties!"

[''Lil grunts as she struggles to stand up, but the bulk of her new diaper makes her fall over instead. The bulk of her diaper hisses, and she groans as she looks over at Phil. Phil and Lil both try to stand up, but the bulk of their diapers causes them to fall over again. As they land on their backs, the bulk of their diapers hiss. All they can do is lie on their backs, kicking their legs helplessly as Tommy and Chuckie, the latter of whom is now wearing his usual light blue shirt with a yellow and red saturn on it, walk up to them.'']
 * Tommy: "Hi, guys!"
 * Chuckie: "Hi, guys!"
 * Phil: "Hi, Tommy."

[The camera moves over to Lil.]
 * Lil: "Hi, Chuckie."

[Chuckie, thinking Phil and Lil are playing a game, walks between them, and lies on his back, kicking his legs like they do.]
 * Chuckie: "Um,"

[Chuckie giggles.]
 * Chuckie: "What are we playing, guys?"
 * Phil: "We're not playin' nothin'! We can't stand up!"

[''Chuckie stops kicking his legs, then sits up and gasps in shock. He looks over at Phil.'']
 * Phil: "There's somethin' wrong with our diapies!"

[The camera moves over to Lil as Chuckie looks over at her.]
 * Lil: "They're too heavy!"

[Phil and Lil both grunt as they try to stand up, and Chuckie crawls away just in time as they fall over and land on each other.]
 * Phil: "D'oh!"

[''The bulk of Phil and Lil's diapers hiss. Tommy walks up to Phil and Lil.'']
 * Tommy: "Oh, don't worry, guys! We'll help you!"

[''Tommy grabs Phil's arms, and Chuckie walks up to Lil and grabs her arms. As soon as they let go, Phil and Lil scream as they fall over again, and the bulk of their diapers hiss again. The camera zooms out, revealing Angelica to have been watching them as she laughs wickedly.'']
 * Angelica: "Looks like your Mom bought you babies new diapers!"
 * Lil: "They're not very comfybly!"
 * Phil: "Yeah, they pinch my butt!"
 * Angelica: "Heh! See, I told you, didn't I? Changes can be awful!"

[''Lil cries, as does Phil when Angelica walks away, humming. Tommy and Chuckie look over at Phil and Lil, whom the camera zooms out on.'']
 * Lil: "I don't like these new diapies!"

[Tommy walks up to Phil and Lil.]
 * Tommy: "Aw, don't cry, guys! It's gonna be okay! You just gotta get used to em!"

[Chuckie walks up to Tommy.]
 * Chuckie: "Yeah! Uh, don't listen to Angelica! It's not so bad!"

[As Angelica continues walking away, she turns to face Chuckie.]
 * Angelica: "Not so bad? Well, just wait till' you see your dad!"

[''The camera moves over to Chuckie, who turns around and walks up to the doorway of the kitchen. In the kitchen, Betty looks over at Chas, who now has an Elvis-style hairdo as Didi is sitting at the table, working on the babies' costumes.'']
 * Betty: "Whoa! Hubba hubba, now that's a look!"
 * Chas: "Gee, gee, Betty, I don't really think it's me."

[Chas and Betty look at their reflection in a mirror, which the camera zooms out on.]
 * Betty: "Oh, what are you talking about, hunk? It looks great!"

[''Chuckie smiles in denial at Chas' new look. He walks back up to Tommy, Phil, and Lil, the latter two lying on their backs, kicking their legs.'']
 * Chuckie: "Silly Angelica. That's not my daddy! That's some other strange mans named Hunk!"

[''Chuckie smiles in denial as the camera moves over to Stu, who is dressed in a welding mask, gloves, and apron as he walks into the kitchen. Chas walks up to him.'']
 * Stu: "Hey, nice hair, Chas!"
 * Chas: "Gosh, Stu, you really think so?"

[''The camera moves back to Chuckie, who suddenly frowns and gasps. He looks over at Chas as he and Stu walk into the kitchen, and Spike walks out and lies down for a nap. The camera moves over to Chuckie.'']
 * Chuckie: "What am I gonna do, you guys? Angelica was right! My daddy changed a right afore' my eyes!"
 * Phil: "Yeah, I seed him! Huh, and I thought we had it bad!"

[Lil screams as she falls over.]
 * Lil: "We do, Philip!"

[Chuckie covers his eyes.]
 * Chuckie: "I don't want my daddy to change, you guys!

[As Lil talks to Chuckie, she pulls on the front of her diaper.]
 * Lil: And we don't want these plumpy diapies, neither!"

[Angelica walks in, holding a half-eaten cookie as she munches on the other half.]
 * Angelica: "Well, you babies better get used to it, cause' things are only gonna get worser!"

[''Angelica walks away. Tommy and Chuckie gasp, and the camera zooms in on Chuckie.'']
 * Chuckie: "Worser?"

[''The screen fades to black. The third act begins with a view outside Tommy's house as the camera zooms in on it. The sound of Stu drilling can be heard, and inside, he can be seen working on the head of the animatronic Reptar for the fall festival parade. In the kitchen, Betty hums as she massages Chas' new hairdo, and a hot water bottle with a Reptar-themed cover can be seen on it. Chas picks it up.'']
 * Chas: "What's this?"

[At the other end of the Table, Didi continues working on the babies' costumes.]
 * Didi: "Pop's hot water bottle. I had some material left over after making the kids' pajamas."

[The kitchen suddenly rumbles, and the sound of hammering can be heard as Didi, Chas, and Betty all stare in shock.]
 * Betty: "Uh-oh! What's Mr. Wizard working on now, Deed?"
 * Didi: "Stu's building an animatronic Reptar for the parade."
 * Chas: "So Betty, why the sudden interest in my hair, anyway?"

[As Betty talks to Chas, she walks to his other side.]
 * Betty: "Eh, hold onto your briefs, buddy, cause' Howie and I are settin' you up!"

[Chas gasps.]
 * Chas: "W-with a woman?"
 * Betty: "Of course!"

[Betty looks at her watch, then walks out of the kitchen and points at Chas.]
 * Betty: "Whoops! I'd better go whip up a plate of 'Horse-de-overs'! She'll be over here any minute!"
 * Chas: "But Chuckie and I have plans for a craft project tonight! Oh, Didi, do something! I'm really not comfortable with blind dates, or any dates, for that matter!"

[As Didi talks to chas, the sound of metallic clattering can be heard in the background.]
 * Didi: "I know this is sudden, Charles, and maybe it wasn't such a good idea for Betty to surprise you, but I'm sure her friend is very nice!"

[Betty walks back into the kitchen.]
 * Betty: "Uh-oh! Hey, I almost forgot; when Lolana gets here, have her take her contacts out with her toes! It's a hoot!"

[''Chas hyperventilates in shock, and Didi brings him a paper bag to breathe into. Chas breathes into the bag, then sits down in the chair in the living room. The camera moves over to Chuckie, who has witnessed this and frowns. Didi sets Dil down in his seat near Betty's purse, then walks back into the kitchen. The sound of a crash can be heard as Chuckie walks up to Tommy.'']
 * Chuckie: "Now my Daddy's got funny hair and a bag on his nose!

[Lil, who is holding a cookie, grunts as she tries to stand up, but to no avail, due to the bulk of her diaper.]
 * Lil: "You are not the onliest one with problems, Chuckie!"

[Lil falls over, and grunts as she tries to stuff a cookie in her diaper, but to no avail.]
 * Lil: "We can't fit nothin' in our new diapies!"

[The camera moves over to Phil.]
 * Phil: "Yeah, they take up too much room themselves!"

[Tommy stands up.]
 * Tommy: "Okay, guys, I think it's time we figured out a way to fix all the stuff that's gone wrong!"
 * Chuckie: "But how, Tommy?"
 * Tommy: "Well, let's see. Um, Chuckie,"

[Tommy walks up to Chuckie.]
 * Tommy: "Maybe your daddy would look more like your daddy if we gaved him a comb!"

[Lil gasps and tries to stand up upon hearing this.]
 * Lil: "I know where one of those is!"

[Lil reaches into Betty's purse and pulls out a comb.]
 * Lil: "Combie, combie!"

[Lil hands Tommy the comb.]
 * Lil: "Here, here!"

[Lil hands Tommy the comb, which he hands to Chuckie.]
 * Tommy: "Here, Chuckie. You go comb your daddy's hair,"

[Tommy turns to face Phil and Lil and points at them.]
 * Tommy: "And we'll find something you guys can fit in your diapies!"

[''Chas, who is no longer hyperventilating, is sitting in his chair as Chuckie crawls up to him with a comb in his hand. Dil coos as he sits in his seat, and the camera zooms out, revealing Lil trying to fit her bottle in her diaper, while Phil tries to fit a book in his. The doorbell rings, and Tommy, Phil, Lil, and Dil all stare in shock. Betty opens the door, and her friend, Lolana is next to her, carrying a plate of Hors d'oeuvres on her head as she walks on her hands. Betty points at Chas.'']
 * Betty: "There's the man of the hour! Hey, everybody! I'd like you all to meet my good friend, Lolana!

[''Chuckie turns to face Lolana and screams when he sees her. Chas turns the chair and screams when he sees Lolana as well. Tommy, Phil, and Lil all scream when they see Lolana as well, and Spike awakens and wimpers when he sees Lolana. Didi, who is carrying a cup of coffee, walks into the living room, gasps, and drops her coffee when she sees Lolana. Lolana is walking on her hands as she has her legs tied behind her back and the plate of Hors d'oeuvres on her head.'']
 * Lolana: "Hors d'oeuvres, anyone?"

[Lolana walks up to a nervous Chas.]
 * Chas: "No, uh, no, no thanks, I'm, see, I'm, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not really hungry."

[''Betty takes the plate of Hors d'oeuvres off Lolana's head. Lolana untangles herself and does a backflip. She blows a kiss, then leans at Chas.'']
 * Lolana: "Then what are we waiting for? Let's hit the dance floor!"

[Didi watches as Lolana pulls Chas by the suspenders of his overalls and out the front door.]
 * Chas: "It looks like Daddy's going out."

[Chas grabs the inside of the doorway and pulls himself in.]
 * Chas: "Be good, Chuckie!"

[''Lolana pulls Chas away as Didi walks up to the front door. Chuckie frowns as he stands up. He walks up to the window and looks out it. He, Didi, and Betty all watch as Chas looks back at them, and Lolana, whose car has pretzel license plates, drives it away. Phil and Lil turn to face Tommy, and Phil points at him.'']
 * Phil: "Whoa! That was the twistiest lady I ever seed!"

[The camera zooms out as Chuckie walks up to Tommy, Phil and Lil, who all turn to face him.]
 * Chuckie: "Aw, great! Now my daddy's spending time with tangly womens! He's never done anything like that afore, Tommy!"

[The phone rings.]
 * Chuckie: "This is real bad!"

[Lou, who is watching a fish show on television, turns to look in the kitchen.]
 * Lou: "Doesn't anyone around here know how to answer a phone?"

[As Lou walks up to the phone, Tommy's Reptar doll can be seen in the hallway.]
 * Lou: "Why do I always have to be the one to..."

[Lou steps on Tommy's Reptar doll, causing it to squeak.]
 * Lou: "Ow! Conflab Reptar!"

[''Lou grunts as he tosses Tommy's Reptar doll into the living room, and Tommy, Phil, and Lil all see this. Lou answers the phone.'']
 * Lou: "Hello?"

[At Withering Oaks, Miriam is seen eating from a box of chocolates.]
 * Miriam: "Lou! It's Miriam!"

[Miriam tosses a piece of chocolate into her mouth.]
 * Lou: "Oh, hi! What do you want?"
 * Miriam: "I see you're still the old charmer!"

[''Miriam laughs. In the basement of Tommy's house, Stu is still working on the head of the animatronic Reptar. Lou walks up to the doorway and shakes his fist in anger, as the construction noises are bothering him.'']
 * Lou: "Will you cut the gull-dern racket?! I'm talkin' on the phone!"
 * Miriam: "And I'm all settled in my new digs. Well, why don't you swing by and have a look-see?"
 * Lou: "It'll have to wait, I'm phonin' up on my scooter tricks for the parade! Uh, I'm leadin' the Wombat float, you know."

[As Miriam talks to Lou, she walks up to her back door.]
 * Miriam: "Well, stop by on by to Withering Oaks,"

[A view outside the back door is shown, where a man is seen popping a 360-degree wheelie in a golf cart.]
 * Miriam: "And I'll introduce you to a guy who can pop 360's in his golf carts! Ha! Lou, this place is for you! It's got 'Lou Pickles' written all over it!"

[As Lou talks to Miriam, he covers his ears as Stu continues working on the head of the animatronic Reptar.]
 * Lou: "Put on your glasses, Mim! It says 'Retirement Home'. No thanks! You're not puttin' me out to pasture!"

[''In the living room, Chuckie sits unhappily as he drops his acorns. He picks them up and looks over them.'']
 * Chuckie: "We was opposed to paint faces on the haycorns tonight!"

[''In the basement, Stu is still working on the head of the animatronic Reptar. The camera moves over to the power matrix, which becomes overloaded and sounds an alarm.'']
 * Lil: "I wish I never hearded about fall!"

[Phil tries to stand up, but falls over, and Tommy catches him.]
 * Phil: "Yeah! Oh, this stinks!"
 * Tommy: "Hey, guys, I-I know things haven't been going too good lately, but... I-I betcha anything they're gonna get better!

[''Tommy and Phil flinch as the sound of an explosion can be heard. Spike wimpers as he runs into the kitchen. Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all walk into the kitchen, stare in shock, and gasp. The camera zooms out, revealing a big, gaping hole in the kitchen, caused by the explosion of the overloaded power matrix of the head of the animatronic Reptar. Didi, Betty, and Lou walk up to the hole, and as Didi and Betty stare in shock and Lou dusts off his shoulders, a chair falls into the hole. Stu climbs out of the head of the animatronic Reptar and lifts his welding helmet as the camera zooms out on him.'']
 * Stu: "Sorry about that, Pop."

[Lou's face turns magenta with anger.]
 * Chuckie: "Gee, Tommy, your Grandpa's face is turnin' a funny color!"
 * Phil: "That would be magenta!"
 * Miriam: "Hello? Lou? Are you there? Oh, for crying out loud, would you say something?"
 * Lou: "That does it! Mims, find me an apartment! I'm moving out!"

[Lou walks away and drops the phone in anger.]
 * Miriam: "Hello? Are you there? Hello?"

[As Didi and Betty walk away, the camera zooms out and Chuckie turns to face Tommy, Phil, and Lil.]
 * Chuckie: "Did you hear that? Your Grandpa's gonna move, Tommy! Now do you believe Angelica's right?"

[Tommy walks away sadly, and Chuckie shudders.]
 * Chuckie: "This changin' stuff is the worstest!"

[Tommy walks up to his Reptar doll and picks it up as the camera zooms out on him.]
 * Tommy: "Grandpa's movin?"

[''Tommy hugs his Reptar doll, and a view outside Tommy's house is shown as leaves blow in the wind. As the camera moves up to the sky, a caption that says, TO BE CONTINUED appears onscreen, and the screen fades to black. In a sneak preview of the next part, "Fall Stinks, a deleted scene is shown of Betty changing an angry Phil's diaper on the couch as a caption that says, NEXT TIME ON RUGRATS appears at the top of the screen. In the next scene, Tommy and Chuckie are in the kitchen, cheering as Phil and Lil dance until Phil falls over and spins clockwise.'']
 * Angelica: "That's all for now, but stick around if you want to see some parts of tomorrow's episode!"

[In the next scene, Tommy is now is his new room, which was once Lou's room as he watches Stu and Drew load Lou's moving van, then turns to face Chuckie.]
 * Tommy: "I can't believe my Grandpa's really leaving!"

[In the next scene, Lou is dancing with an elderly lady, and the other elderly couples grunt as they knock them over.]
 * Elderly Lady: "Whoa!"

[In the next scene, Dil giggles, and in a deleted scene after, Betty puts Howard in a headlock and points at him.]
 * Betty: "Ha, gotcha!"

[''In the next scene, Chas is with a lady on stilts, and as the lady on stilts walks away, Chas holds onto one stilt and slides down it. In the scene after, a lady is driving a motorcycle with Chas in the passenger seat as the bolt connecting the motorcycle and its passenger seat unscrews, causing Chas to roll straight as the lady driving the motorcycle turns left. In the following scene, an ambulance blares its siren as it drives up to Withering Oaks. Stu has just taken Tommy and Chuckie, dressed respectively in corn and pumpkin costumes as Dil, who is dressed in a potato costume, is still sitting in his car seat. They all watch nervously as parametics wheel Lou a way on a hospital bed. Tommy and Chuckie stare at each other, then the screen fades to black, ending the episode.'']

Part 2: Fall Stinks
[Before the episode begins, a recap of the previous episode, "Diaper Change" is shown, with the scene of Angelica singing off-key, much to Dil, Didi, and Betty's disapproval as a caption that says, LAST TIME ON RUGRATS appears onscreen.]
 * Angelica: "Here's what you missed if you weren't watching last time. I was singing my bland-new pretty song,"

[''In the next few scenes, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil are playing in the horse-driven hay cart and Lou has fallen asleep, but the PP2K wakes him up by shooting an apple at his head. It then shoots an apple at the horse, causing it to run out of control.'']
 * Angelica: "And those dumb babies was all excited about fall until Uncle Stu's machine threw apples everywhere,"

[In the next scene, an explosion occurs, and Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all walk into the kitchen to see a big gaping hole caused by the explosion of the power matrix of the head of the animatronic Reptar.]
 * Angelica: "And a giant Reptar esploded in Tommy's house,"

[In the next scene, Lou's face turns magenta with anger and he skaes his fist angrily, and in the following scene, Miriam looks out the back door of her new apartment and sees a man popping a 360-degree wheelie in a golf cart.]
 * Angelica: "And made Grandpa Lou so mad, he moved away to live with all the other old peoples!"

[In the next scene, Phil tries to stand up, but the bulk of his diaper causes him to fall over.]
 * Angelica: "Then the DeVille kids gots new puffy diapers,"

[In the next scene, Lolana is seen walking on her hands to Chas while carrying a plate of h'ordeuvres on her head, and in the scene after, Chuckie is in the hay cart, looking at the acorns he is holding in his hand.]
 * Angelica: "And Mr. Chuckie's Dad couldn't paints haycorn with Finster,"

[In the following scene, Lolana pulls Chas out the front door of Tommy's house by the suspenders of his overalls.]
 * Angelica: "Cause he was having dates with a bunch of ladies whose mommies looked desparate,"

[The next few scenes show Phil, Lil, Tommy, and all miserable.]
 * Angelica: "Now the babies aren't ecited about fall no more!"

[The last scene of the recap shows Angelica singing off-key.]
 * Angelica: "But I still sing pretty!"

[''The screen fades to black, and the episode begins with a view of a leaf on a tree. The camera focuses on the leaf as it flies off the tree and lands in the road. A car honks it horn as it drives past it and a moving van parked in the driveway of Tommy's house. The camera zooms in on the moving van as Lou carries a box out to it. In an opposing view of the van, Stu and Drew grunt as they load Lou's chair into the van.'']
 * Lou: "Hey, hey, hey, hey! Easy does it now, boys! That chair's a genuine antique!"

[''The camera zooms out, revealing Tommy and Chuckie to have been watching inside what once was Lou's bedroom, which will soon become Tommy's bedroom. Tommy turns to face Chuckie.'']
 * Tommy: "I can't believe my Grandpa's really leaving!"
 * Chuckie: "Me neither!"
 * Tommy: "Who's gonna read me stories now, and give me piggely-back rides and sn... and sneak me candies when my Mommy's not looking?"
 * Chuckie: "Um, uh, maybe your Grandpa will come back, Tommy!"
 * Tommy: "Oh, I don't think so, Chuckie. He's taking all his toys with him!"

[Tommy looks around the near-empty room, with only two boxes, a chewed-up slipper, and some hangers in the closet.]
 * Tommy: "Why does Grandpa have to go, Chuckie? Do you think it was something I did?"
 * Chuckie: "Uh, I don't know, Tommy, and um, uh, eh, eh, I'm-I'm-I'm real sorry, but, um, I gotta go, too!"

[''Chuckie climbs down the box he standing on. Tommy frowns and tears fill his eyes as a leaf fall down the window outside.'']
 * Chuckie: "I think I had too much appley juice! I'll be right back, kay?"

[''The camera zooms in on Tommy, who turns to the window and sees Stu and Drew loading the rest of Lou's things into the moving van. The camera zooms in on them.'']
 * Drew: "You pack the same way you invent; with no regards for safety!"

[''Drew picks up a box with Lou's bowling ball in it. As the camera zooms out on Stu, Drew walks into the moving van and hands him the box'']
 * Stu: "If you're referring to the little mishap with my animatronic Reptar, that explosion could have happened to anyone!"

[''Stu takes Lou's bowling ball out of the box. Drew turns to face him.'']
 * Drew: "Yeah, anyone named Stu Pickles!"

[Stu walks out of the moving van.]
 * Stu: "Yeah? Well, that name's about to become famous! Did I tell you a representative from EuroReptar theme park is going to be at the parade to check out my design?"
 * Drew: "About 56 times!"

[Drew picks up a crowbar and uses it to close the door to the moving van.]
 * Stu: "Well, this is 57!"

[Lou walks up to Stu and takes his bowling ball from him.]
 * Lou: Give me that thing!"

[Lou walks up to the cab of the moving van.]
 * Lou: "Come on, let's hit the road!"

[''Lou opens the door to the cab of the moving van and Tommy watches sadly as the camera zooms in on him. The door closes as tears fill Tommy's eyes.'']
 * Tommy: "Bye, Grandpa!"

[''Tommy walks away and wipes the tears from his eyes as the engine of the moving van starts up. Tommy then gasps when he sees Spike knock a box over, revealing Lou's hot water bottle with the Reptar-themed cover still on it inside. The camera zooms in on it.'']
 * Tommy: "Grandpa's feets warmer!"

[''Outside, Lou waves goodbye to Stu. Tommy picks up Lou's hot water bottle, then the moving van drives out of the driveway. Tommy runs up to the window just in time to see the moving van drive away.'']
 * Tommy: "Wait, Grandpa!"

[Drew drives the moving van onto the road, and the camera zooms in on Tommy.]
 * Tommy: "You forgotted something!

[''Stu waves goodbye as Drew honks the moving van's horn. Tommy turns around and wimpers. Tears fill his eyes, and Spike walks up to him, licking the tears off. Tommy smiles when he sees Spike, and nuzzles his head against Spike's as Spike wimpers. A view outside Phil and Lil's house is now shown as the camera zooms in on it. Inside, Phil and Lil are lying on the couch, and they grunt as they try to sit up. They scream as they fall off the couch, and when they land, the bulk of their diapers hiss. Phil and Lil roll away from each other, then grunt as they try to stand up. Phil manages to stand up, and walks up to Lil when she can't.'']
 * Phil: "Okay."

[''Phil helps pick Lil up, but as soon as they're both standing up, the bulk of their diapers causes them to fall over again. They scream as they fall, and the bulk of their diapers his. When they sit back up, Phil sees a bug crawl.'']
 * Phil: "Wow, did you see that? Fast food!"

[''Phil grunts as he chases after the bug, but the bulk of his diaper causes him to move very slowly. The bug crawls behind the couch, and when Phil tries to follow it, the bulk of his diaper gets him stuck. He grunts as he tries to pull himself out. He finally gets out, falls over, and the bulk of his diaper hisses. Lil walks up to him as he gets back up.'']
 * Phil: "That is the last strawberry!"

[As Phil talks to Lil, he pulls on the front of his diaper.]
 * Phil: "We can't even fit behind the couch no more, and that's where all the bestest bugs are! These new diapies are the worstest things ever!"
 * Lil: "We can't walk, we can't chase buggies, we can't even barely stand up!"
 * Phil: "Alls we can do is sit!"

[''Phil sighs unhappily as he sits down, and the bulk of his diaper hisses. Lil sighs unhappily as she sits down, and the bulk of her diaper hisses as well. A view of Withering Oaks retirement center is now shown as the camera zooms in on it, and the sound of an ambulance's siren can be heard. Inside, Miriam sneezes into a hankerchief as she helps Lou unpack his things.'']
 * Miriam: "When did you pack this stuff, when Elvis was king? Ha!"

[Miriam takes Lou's bowling trophy out of one of the boxes.]
 * Lou: "Well, a lot of this stuff hasn't seen daylight for years!"
 * Miriam: "Including you! Ha! Now that you're settled in, you got no excuse not to enjoy all the fun activities around here!"

[Miriam puts Lou's bowling trophy back in the box.]
 * Lou: "Settled in? My stomach's not even settled from the ride over yet!"
 * Miriam: "Well, tough batooties! Ha! You got one day! Tomorrow, you're signed up for tai chi, candle-making, and fun with beads!"
 * Lou: "Dagnabbit, Miriam, I moved out to get some peace, not to turn into a hippie!"
 * Miriam: "Come on, you ornery goat! Time to get out there and meet people!"

[''The doorbell rings. As Lou talks to Miriam, he walks up to the door.'']
 * Lou: "I wish you'd get it through that head of yours, I just want to be left alone!"

[Lou opens the door, and gasps in shock when he sees the many elderly ladies outside it.]
 * Elderly Woman #1: "There he is!"
 * Elderly Woman #2: "I just love younger men!"
 * Lou: "Jumpin' Jiminy!"

[Elderly Woman #3 holds up her cane as she walks up to Lou.]
 * Elderly Woman #3: "Let me through!"
 * Elderly Woman #1: "Move it!"
 * Lou: "What the..."

[''Lou closes the door on Elderly Woman #3, with her hand and cane sticking out it. He struggles to keep the door closed.'']
 * Elderly Woman #2: "Down in front!"

[Elderly Woman #3 knocks on the door as the camera zooms out on it.]
 * Elderly Woman #3: "Let me through!"

[''At Chuckie's house, Chas is in his closet, and looks around, then picks up a red jacket. Just as he is about to put it on, Chuckie walks up to him, with acorns in his hand.'']
 * Chas: "Oh, sorry, little fella, but Daddy doesn't have time right now! See, Aunt Betty and Uncle Howard are introducing us to another lady friend tonight!"

[Chuckie frowns upon hearing this.]
 * Chas: "Oh, but don't worry, Chuckie, Aunt Betty promises this lady won't walk on her hands like the last one!"

[Chas puts his hand on Chuckie's shoulder.]
 * Chas: "I know it's different having all these women around, Chuckie. We weren't ready for this! But it won't last long. I mean, really, how many single friends can Betty have?"

[''As it turns out, Betty has quite a few single friends, and a montage of them is shown as the singers sing their song. Chuckie looks up and sees the first one is dressed like a vampire. As Chas waves goobye to Chuckie, the vampire lady pulls him away. Chuckie waves goodbye, and in the next scene, Chas and the Vampire Lady are at a restaurant as a waiter brings them two roasted chicken dinners. The Vampire Lady tries to impress Chas with an eating trick, but it only shocks him. In the next scene, the second lady is dressed like a pirate, with a parrot on her shoulder, who squawks as it chases Chas. That night, the Pirate Lady takes her and Chas on a rowboat ride, with Chas having to row the entire time as she holds up a flag. The parrot squawks at Chas again, frightening him and making him row faster. In the next scene, Chuckie frowns as Chas waves goodbye to him. The third lady walks up to Chas on stilts, and he looks up at her as she waves to him. In the next scene, people are dancing at a disco club, and the Lady on Stilts tries to get Chas to dance on stilts of his own. Chas loses his balance, and as she walks away, he gets on one stilt and slides down it. In the next scene, as Chas waves goodbye to Chuckie, the fourth lady walks up to him and blows a bubblegum bubble, which pops in his face. Chuckie frowns as he waves goodbye to Chas. In the next scene, as Chas waves goodbye to Chuckie, the fifth lady is dressed like a clown. She walks up to Chuckie, and frightens him when she looks at him. In the next scene, the sixth lady has two pet snakes, one of which wraps Chas in its coils. In the scene after, the seventh lady has many pet cats, which cause Chas to sneeze, due to his allergies. The eighth lady, who is an older one, walks up to Chas and hugs him. In the next scene, the ninth lady is very tall, and Chas looks up at her as the camera moves up to her head. In the following scene, the tenth lady is very short, and Chas looks at her as she pulls him away. In the following scene, Chas is dressed in a motorcycle jacket as he waves goodbye to Chuckie. The eleventh lady is a motorcyclist, who walks up to him and puts a helmet on his head, then pulls him away. Chuckie frowns as he watches Chas leave. During Chas ride in the eleventh lady's motorcycle, the bolt connecting the motorcycle and its passenger seat unscrews, causing Chas to roll away down a hill as the eleventh lady turns a corner. In the next scene, Chas is sitting sadly on the porch of Tommy's house as the camera zooms out on him. When Chas returns after his experience, he and Chuckie are happy to see each other again.'']
 * Singers (singing): "I got seashells, rose petals, wedding bells, and wishing wells, but why-y would you ever want to fall in love? I've got the silver moon, and the month of June, jam and jellies sittin' on a spoon,but why-y would you ever want to fall in love? It's highly overrated, I think it's kind of dated, even falling for it since the caveman days, It's catchin' like the flu, they haven't got a clue, is there a vaccination for it on the way? I've got the sta-ars, Venus and Ma-ars, sittin' on a shelf in almond jars, but why-y would you ever want to fall in love?"

[''The montage ends with a view of the moon that night. The camera moves down to Tommy's house, and inside, Tommy and Chuckie are in Tommy's bed in Tommy's new bedroom as the former looks sadly over Lou's hot water bottle, and the latter snores and giggles. The camera moves over to Chuckie, who is keeping Tommy awake.'']
 * Chuckie: "That tickles, Daddy!"

[The camera moves back to Tommy, who sighs unhappily as he looks at Lou's hot water bottle and groans.]
 * Dil: "Tommy!"

[Tommy gets up and looks around.]
 * Dil: "Tommy!"

[''Chuckie awakens and gasps. He sits up and holds onto the bedsheets.'']
 * Chuckie: "What's that, Tommy?"
 * Tommy: "Don't worry, Chuckie, it's just Dil."

[Tommy climbs out of his bed.]
 * Dil: "Tommy!"
 * Chuckie: "But, but, don't leave me here by myselfs!"

[Chuckie climbs out of Tommy's bed, taking the bedsheets with him.]
 * Dil: "Tommy!"

[''Tommy opens the door to Dil's bedroom as Dil cries. He and Chuckie walk up to Dil's crib.'']
 * Tommy: "It's okay, Dilly. We're here!"

[Dil opens his eyes and stops crying when he sees Tommy and Chuckie.]
 * Dil: "Tommy! Yippee!"

[Chuckie turns away from Dil and sets down the bedsheets.]
 * Chuckie: "I wish you hadn't waked me up, Dil! I was havin' fun with my Daddy!

[''Chuckie lies down and covers himself in the bedsheets as the camera zooms in on him. Dil coos happily as he touches Tommy's cheek. Tommy holds his hand.'']
 * Tommy: "You were alonely, too, huh, Dil? That's okay. Now we can be alonely together!"

[''Dil lies down and Tommy puts his blanket over him. As Tommy lies back down, Dil yawns and goes back to sleep. The camera zooms in, and Tommy yawns as he stands back up, looking at the Reptar-themed cover on Lou's hot water bottle. He then remembers all the recent times Lou got angry, each one of them involving reptar. These flashbacks are shown in black and white, save for Reptar, who is green. The first flashback depicts Lou holding Tommy's Reptar doll after the hayride incident.'']
 * Lou: "Why, the dern thing attacked me in the loo!"

[The next flashback shows Lou tossing Tommy's Reptar doll into the living room after stepping on it.]
 * Lou: "Conflab Reptar!"

[''The third flashback shows the huge gaping hole caused by the explosion caused by the overloaded power matrix of the head of the animatronic Reptar, and Lou getting angry when he sees it. The fourth shows Tommy picking Lou's hot water bottle out of the box.'']
 * Tommy: "Now I know why Grandpa leaved!"

[''The screen fades to black. In the second act, Tommy's Reptar doll can be seen in the sandbox as Tommy walks up to it. He picks it up.'']
 * Tommy: "I hate to do this to you, Reptar, but I want Grandpa to come back!"

[Tommy puts his Reptar doll in a hole he dug in the sandbox.]
 * Chuckie: "Well, I don't think Reptar minds too much, Tommy. He's a monster."
 * Phil: "You really think your Grandpa leaved cause' of Reptar?"
 * Tommy: "You saw how madded he gotted on that horsie ride!"

[The camera moves over to Chuckie.]
 * Chuckie: "I seed his ears wiggle! He was real mad!"
 * Lil: "But, not as mad as when he stubblied his feets on the Reptar SOMEBODY lefted on the floor!"

[The camera zooms in on Phil, who has a nervous expression on his face.]
 * Phil: "Hey, don't look at me!"

[Tommy buries his Reptar doll in the sandbox, and the camera zooms out as Angelica walks up to the sandbox.]
 * Phil: "Uh, speakin' of monsters..."

[Angelica jumps onto the edge of the sandbox.]
 * Angelica: "Hiya, babies! I'm praciticizing my song for the Fall Festival parade! Wanna hear it?"
 * Tommy: "No."

[The camera moves over to Chuckie, who plugs his ears.]
 * Chuckie: "Not really!"
 * Phil: "Uh-uh."
 * Lil: "Sorry!"
 * Angelica: "Okay, here goes!" (singing off-key) "Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful time of year!"

[''Tommy, Phil, and Lil all plug their ears. Angelica's off-key singing also awakens a sleeping Spike, who wimpers unhappily.'']
 * Angelica (singing off-key): "La la la la la la la la!"

[Dil spits out his pacifier and blows a raspberry at Angelica.]
 * Angelica: "That's all I know so far. Pretty good, huh?"

[''Angelica turns around and walks away. As she sings off-key, the camera zooms out on Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil.''] Angelica (singing off-key): "Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful time of year!"
 * Phil: "She's no Susie Carmichael!"

[''As the babies all unplug their ears, Angelica continues singing off-key as she runs up to the back door. On the back porch, Didi and Chas are sitting at a table.'']
 * Angelica (singing off-key): "Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful time of year!"
 * Chas: "I'm a little worried about Chuckie. He seems depressed lately."
 * Didi: "Relax, Charles! He's just not used to sharing your attention!"

[As Chas talks to Didi, Betty walks up to him.]
 * Chas: "Maybe I should stop dating, before I do any permanent damage!"

[The camera moves over to Betty.]
 * Betty: "Uh-uh! No can do, Chas! Not before you meet my friend, Tiffany! Or, 'The Spanker', as they called her in the ring!"

[''Betty chuckles, and the camera zooms in on Chas as he chuckles nervously. In the sandbox, Dil giggles as Tommy picks up Lou's hot water bottle, with the Reptar-themed cover still on it.'']
 * Tommy: "Uh-oh! I almost forgot!"

[Tommy slips the Reptar-themed cover off Lou's hot water bottle and puts it in a hole he dug in the sandbox.]
 * Tommy: "You guys, I gots a idea! Let's go to where my Grandpa lives and give him back his feets warmer! When he sees that Reptar's gone, He'll have to come back home!"
 * Chuckie: "Great idea, Tommy!"

[The camera moves over to Phil and Lil as the latter stands up.]
 * Lil: "Why didn't I think of that?"

[Phil stands up.]
 * Phil: "Okey-dokey!"
 * Tommy: "Come on, guys!"

[As Tommy and Phil walk away, Chuckie suddenly holds out his hand like a stop sign, then sits down.]
 * Chuckie: "Wait! Well... I can't go! What if my Daddy wants to play with me while I'm gone?"
 * Tommy: "That's okay, Chuckie! You stay here. Phil, Lil, you ready?"
 * Phil: "Yeah!"
 * Lil: "Let's go!"

[''Tommy climbs out of the sandbox. Phil and Lil try to walk up to him, but have trouble due to the bulk of their diapers. They grunt as Tommy tries to pull Phil out of the sandbox, only for Phil to scream as he falls over and lands on top of Lil, and Lil to scream when he lands on her. They grunt as they land, and the bulk of their diapers hiss.'']
 * Tommy: "We're not going anywheres, are we?"

[''Tommy scratches his head in disdain. Dil coos and applauds.'']
 * Lil: "Nope."

[The camera moves down to Phil.]
 * Phil: "We are some sad, sad babies!"
 * Chuckie: "Do you member' what your Grandpa did when he got sad, Tommy? He thinked about the good old days, 'member? And then he'd get happy again! You think maybe we could do that, too?"

[Tommy, Phil, and Lil all walk up to Chuckie as the camera zooms out on him.]
 * Tommy: "Great idea, Chuckie! You go first!"
 * Chuckie: "Okay."

[Chuckie stands up.]
 * Chuckie: "Uh, let's see. I know!"

[Chuckie walks up to some dandelions and picks one.]
 * Chuckie: "I member' when me and my daddy used to pick flowers together in the park! And then we'd sneeze and sneeze, and then we'd sneeze!"

[''Chuckie sniffs the dandelion, then sneezes several times, causing seeds from it to fly everywhere. The camera moves over to Tommy as Chuckie walks up to him.'']
 * Tommy: "I member when Grandpa used to read me stories, and take nappies with me. He could even do both at the same time!"

[As Phil talks, a bug crawls past him.]
 * Phil: "Ah, I remember the good old days! Back when being a baby meant you could catch any bug you wanted!

[As Phil turns around, the camera moves over to Lil.]
 * Lil: "Yeah! Back when the bugs was slow, the babies was fast, and a diapie was a diapie, not a big old poofy butt balloon!"

[''Phil tries to grab the bug, but the bulk of his diaper causes him to lose his balance. He screams as he falls over, and Lil screams as he falls on her. The bulk of their diapers hiss. Lil stares angrily at Phil as he looks over at her.'']
 * Phil: "They don't make em' like they moosed to!"
 * Chuckie: "Gee, that was a good idea! I'm feelin' a little better already! Um, aren't you, Tommy?"
 * Tommy: "Yeah. It was nice thinkin' about Grandpa! I wonder if he's thinkin' about me, too."

[''The camera zooms in on Tommy. In the next scene, Lou is outside his house at Withering Oaks, surrounded by elderly women as the camera zooms in on him.'']
 * Lou: "Sorry, ladies, but my heart's already taken!"
 * Elderly Woman #1: "By who?

[Lou holds up a black and white picture of Tommy and Dil, the latter of whom is sitting in his seat, holding up his rattle.]
 * Lou: "By my grandkids!"

[''As the camera zooms out on the photo, Lou shows another black and white photo, this one being of Tommy, Dil, and Angelica. Dil squirts his bottle at Angelica.'']
 * Elderly Woman #1: "What little angels!"
 * Elderly Woman #2: "Awww!"
 * Elderly Woman #3: "Just as cute as my grandkids!
 * Elderly Woman #1: "They've got your good looks!"
 * Lou: "Now, if you'll excuse me,"

[Lou and the elderly women turn away from each other as megaphone feedback can be heard.]
 * Announcer: "Hola, amigos! Time to head south of the border for some sassy senior-style salsa! Yee-haw!"

[''The elderly women chant as they turn to face Lou, who stares at them in shock. They pick him up and carry them over their heads against his will.'']
 * Lou: "Dagnabbit! Put me down!"

[The elderly women continue chanting as they carry Lou away.]
 * Lou: "I don't like salsa! It gives me gas!"

[''An upside-down view of Miriam is now shown. She is wearing a sombrero and holding castanets in each hand.'']
 * Miriam: "Meet you in the rec room! Ha ha!"

[In the next scene, which takes place in the kitchen of Tommy's house (which now has its floor inexplicably repaired), Tommy and Chuckie grunt as they push a chair up to the phone.]
 * Chuckie: "Where are we going with the chair, Tommy?"
 * Tommy: "To the telephones! I gots to tell my Grandpa he don't have to worry about Reptar no more!"

[''Tommy picks up the phone, and not knowing the number to Withering Oaks, dials random buttons on the phone. The camera zooms out, revealing him and Chuckie to be listening. Phil and Lil walk up to them as the phone rings, and Chuckie giggles.'']
 * Chuckie: "It's workin'!"

[The camera zooms in on Tommy and Chuckie, revealing they have called the Horoscope Hotline.]
 * Horoscope Hotline Lady: "Thank you for calling the horoscope hotline! Please dial in your birth month."

[Tommy and Chuckie shrug in confusion, and Tommy presses random buttons on the phone.]
 * Horoscope Hotline Lady: "Oh, you've been a little sad lately,"

[Tommy and Chuckie both nod their heads, "Yes" upon hearing this.]
 * Horoscope Hotline Lady: "But there are lots of changes coming your way!"

[''Tommy and Chuckie scream upon hearing this. Tommy lets go of the phone, and it lands on the counter.'']
 * Phil: "Well?"
 * Lil: "What did he sayed?"

[Chuckie waves both his hands at Phil and Lil.]
 * Chuckie: "Nothin'!"

[The camera moves over to Tommy.]
 * Tommy: "It wasn't my Grandpa."

[Tommy and Chuckie walk up to Phil and Lil.]
 * Chuckie: "Aw, so now what are we gonna do?"
 * Lil: "Maybe we should member' the good old days again!"

[The camera moves over to Phil, who raises his hand.]
 * Phil: "Oh! Me first! Yeah, back when I was a baby..."
 * Tommy: "No, guys! We gots to figure out a way to have fun now instead of thinkin' about the old days!"

[As Phil talks to Tommy, he pulls on the side of his diaper.]
 * Phil: "You try poopin' in this diapie, then we'll talk!"

[As the camera zooms out on Phil, Lil walks up to him and elbows his shoulder.]
 * Lil: "Listen, Philip! Tommy gots somethin' to say!"

[As Tommy talks, the camera zooms out on him.]
 * Tommy: "Listen, guys! Sometimes things look real bad, but then somehow they turn out good!"

[Phil and Lil look at each other in confusion.]
 * Phil and Lil: "Huh?"

[As Tommy talks to Phil and Lil, the phone beeps.]
 * Tommy: "What I mean is, member when you guys glued Angelica's piggley tails together and your mommy gived you a time-out!"

[Lil nods her head, "Yes" upon hearing this.]
 * Lil: "Uh-huh! Oh, but then we finded the most deliciousliest, juicily bug in the corner!"

[The camera moves over to Phil, who rubs his stomach happily.]
 * Phil: "Yeah-hah-hah! Nummy num!"

[Phil giggles.]
 * Tommy: "So you see, even though bad stuffs happens, good stuff happens, too!"

[Chuckie giggles, and the camera moves over to Phil and Lil.]
 * Chuckie: "I guess you're right!"
 * Lil: "I never thinked of it that way before!"
 * Phil: "Eh, it was one tasty bug!"
 * Tommy: "I bet if we try real hard, we can turn all the bad changes into good ones! Whoo-hoo, all right!"

[''Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all cheer, and the latter three all dance. Phil then loses his balance and falls over. As he spins clockwise, the bulk of his diaper hisses. The camera zooms in on him.'']
 * Phil: "Yeah, it can!"

[''As Phil lies down, the screen fades to black. In the third act, Tommy is in the lounge room, imitating a fire engine's siren as he plays with his toy fire engine. Dil is sitting in his seat, drinking from his bottle of formula. Dil suddenly stops.'']
 * Dil: "Gampa?"
 * Tommy: "Grandpa's not here, Dilly. But we can still have lots of fun together! Wanna play with the fire truck?"

[''Tommy picks up his toy fire engine, and imitates a fire engine's siren as he holds it up to Dil. Dil picks up the toy fire engine and tosses it aside. It lands with a crash, and Tommy flinches.'']
 * Tommy: "Uh, okay. I was gettin' kinda tired of that anyways."
 * Dil: "Gampa! Gampa! Gampa!"

[The camera zooms out on Tommy and Dil.]
 * Tommy: "I know you miss Grandpa, Dil. I miss him, too!"

[''Tommy walks up to Lou's chair, which has the pop-up book of The Princess and the Pea on it. He picks up the book.'']
 * Tommy: "Look! Here's the story he was readin' to us!"
 * Dil: "Gampa?"

[Tommy climbs onto the chair.]
 * Tommy: "Okay, Dil. I'm gonna try to tell the story just like Grandpa does! Ready?"

[Dil coos excitedly upon hearing this.]
 * Tommy: "Ahem."

[Tommy opens the book.]
 * Tommy: "Uh, okay, snout."

[The camera zooms out on Dil, who is still cooing excitedly, revealing the pop-up illustrations of the book.]
 * Tommy:' "Here's a dag-rabbit story about a princess and a pea! Um, Once upon a time, there was a princess and a pea. And, uh,"

[As Tommy continues narrating, Dil drinks from his bottle of formula.]
 * Tommy: "The princess tried to eat the pea, but she didn't like vegibles, so she spit it out, and it rolled under her bed. And then somethin' else happened, but I don't member' what."

[Tommy pretends to fall asleep halfway through the story, just as Lou does.]
 * Dil: "Gampa? Gampa! Gampa!"
 * Tommy: "The end. That was a good story, huh, snout?"

[Dil blows a raspberry at Tommy, whom the camera zooms in on.]
 * Tommy: "Oh, you're right, Dilly. It's just not the same without Grandpa here!"

[''A view outside Phil and Lil's house is now shown as the camera zooms in on it. In Phil and Lil's bedroom, Phil is sitting, trying to convince himself that he does like his new diaper.'']
 * Phil: "I do like my diapie, I do, I do, I do, I... do like my diapie, I do, I do..."

[''Phil has had enough and stands up. He turns to face Lil.'']
 * Phil: "I don't! This isn't workin', Lillian!"
 * Lil: "Tell me somethin's I don't know, Philip!"
 * Phil: "There's only one thing left to do!"

[''Phil grabs the front of his diaper and grunts as he pulls on it. Eventually, it comes undone and he pulls it off. He then waves it in the air.'']
 * Phil: "Freedom!"

[Lil then pulls her diaper off and waves it in the air.]
 * Lil: "Freedom!"

[Phil and Lil giggle as they run across their bedroom, waving their diapers in the air.]
 * Phil: "Oh yeah, I feel so alive!"

[''Phil and Lil continue giggling and waving their diapers in the air as they run out of their bedroom, and into the living room, where Howard is reading a newspaper. He looks at them and waves.'']
 * Howard: "Hi, kids."

[Howard suddenly realizes that Phil and Lil aren't wearing their diapers when he sees them waving them in the air, and stares in shock.]
 * Howard: "Oh, dear! Kids, wait!"

[Howard runs off the couch and chases after Phil and Lil, who are still giggling and waving their diapers in the air.]
 * Howard: "I just cleaned the carpet! Get your little bottoms back here!"

[A view outside Tommy's house is now shown as the camera zooms in on it.]
 * Chuckie: "I never knowed it was so uncomforble bein' a pumpkin!"

[''Inside Tommy's house, Tommy is dressed in a corn costume, and Chuckie is dressed in a pumpkin costume. Both their costumes make it hard for them to move. Chuckie is holding his Mr. Quigley doll in one hand and Chas' car keys in the other.'']
 * Chuckie: "How do you like being corns, Tommy?"
 * Tommy: "I didn't know corns couldn't move their heads!"

[Chuckie sighs unhappily.]
 * Chuckie: "I guess bein' vegibles is not as much fun as we thinkded!"

[Didi and Chas, the latter of whom is wearing a beekeeper's hat carrying a first aid kit, walk up to Tommy and Chuckie.]
 * Chas: "Boy, Didi, you did a wonderful job on the festival costumes!"

[Tommy and Chuckie look at each other, then the camera moves over to Didi.]
 * Didi: "Why, thank you, Charles!"

[Chas opens the front door, then turns to face Tommy and Chuckie.]
 * Chas: "Now, you be good for Aunt Didi tonight, okay, little guy?"

[Chuckie frowns upon hearing this.]
 * Chas: "Well, better get goin'."

[Before Chas can leave, Didi stops him.]
 * Didi: "Charles, is that a first aid kit you're carrying?"

[The camera zooms in on Chas.]
 * Chas: "Uh-huh. I thought it might come in handy tonight. Betty set me up with a beekeeper!"

[Chas gulps as he pulls on his collar, then trembles as he pulls down the protective surface of his beekeeper's hat.]
 * Chas: "She wants to show me her hives."
 * Didi: "Oh."

[Didi chuckles.]
 * Didi: "Well, have a nice time."
 * Chas: "Thanks."

[''Chas closes the door and leaves. As Didi walks away, the camera zooms in on Tommy and Chuckie. They look at each other.'']
 * Tommy: "You're doin' pretty good with your changes, Chuckie! You didn't even mind your daddy leavin'!"
 * Chuckie: "That's cause he's not leavin'!"
 * Tommy: "Huh?"

[Chuckie chuckles.]
 * Chuckie: "Mr. Quigley tooked his car keys!"

[The camera zooms in on Mr. Quigley.]
 * Tommy: "Uh, Chuckie, did Mr. Quigley take your daddy's car keys, or did you?"
 * Chuckie: "Um, uh, Mr. Quigley?"

[''The doorbell rings. Chuckie screams as Spike walks up to him, causing him to drop Chas' car keys. Spike pants happily.'']
 * Chuckie: "Spike, no!"

[''Spike picks up Chas' car keys with his mouth and runs away as the doorbell rings again. Didi walks up to the front door. She looks out the window and opens the front door.'']
 * Didi: "Charles?"
 * Chas: "Oh, I seem to have misplaced my car keys! Ha-have you seen them anywhere, Didi?"

[''Spike runs up to Chas, jumps over Tommy and Chuckie, and wimpers as he jumps up to Chas. Chas takes his car keys from him.'']
 * Chas: "Oh, thanks, Spike. Must have dropped them."

[Chas sighs.]
 * Chas: "Well, I guess I'm off to the beehives."

[''Chas closes the door and leaves. As Didi walks away, Tommy and Chuckie look out the window, watching Chas as he drives away. Chuckie sighs unhappily as he and Tommy turn to face each other.'']
 * Chuckie: "I tried to make my bad change a good one, Tommy. I really did!"

[The camera zooms in on Chuckie.]
 * Chuckie: "But now my daddy's goin' out with another strange old lady, leavin' me all alone again and..."

[''Chuckie rubs his glasses as tears fill his eyes. He starts crying.'']
 * Chuckie: "I miss him!"

[''Chuckie continues crying. Tommy looks out the window again, then at Chuckie.'']
 * Tommy: "And I miss my Grandpa, too!"

[''Tears fill Tommy's eyes, and Tommy and Chuckie cry together. Tommy then rubs his eyes.'']
 * Tommy: "Even though we gots all these changes happening to us, it's gonna be okay, Chuckie. You know why?"
 * Chuckie: "Why, Tommy?"

[Tommy walks up to Chuckie.]
 * Tommy: "Cause we still gots each other."

[''Tommy and Chuckie grunt as they bump into each other. They walk up to each other again and try to hug each other, but they have difficulty doing so due to their costumes. Tommy pats Chuckie on the back, and Chuckie sighs happily.'']
 * Chuckie: "Yeah, you're right!"

[Dil's bottle flies through the air and hits Chuckie on the head.]
 * Chuckie: "Ow!"

[''Tommy and Chuckie turn to face Dil, who is dressed in a potato costume, and sitting in his seat. The camera zooms in on him.'']
 * Dil: "Yippee!"

[DIl giggles, and Chuckie rubs his head]
 * Tommy: "And we still gots Dil, too!"
 * Chuckie: "Oh, who can forget about Dil?!"

[''Dil coos as he blows a bubble, which pops. Stu walks up to him, Tommy, and Chuckie.'']
 * Stu: "Hey, sports, what do you say we go pay Grandpa a little visit? That first night alone can be awfully quiet."

[''Tommy and Chuckie look at each other and smile. At the dance floor of Withering Oaks, various elderly couples are dancing together. The camera zooms out, revealing Lou to be dancing with Elderly Woman #1.'']
 * Lou: "Be careful! I..."

[Lou chuckles.]
 * Lou: "Slow down, will you? Whoa! Whoa! Look out! Ow! That was my foot!"

[As the other Elderly Ladies are seen sitting at a table, eating biscuits, Elderly Woman #1 backs into Elderly Woman #2, knocking her over.]
 * Elderly Woman #2: "Oof!"

[Elderly Woman #1 bumps into Elderly Woman #3, knocking her over.]
 * Elderly Woman #3: "Oh!

[Elderly Woman #1 bumps into Elderly Woman #4, knocking her over.]
 * Elderly Woman #4: "Whoa!"
 * Lou: "Oh! Let me out of here!"

[As Lou walks away, the camera zooms in on Elderly Woman #1, who doesn't take Lou walking away from her too kindly.]
 * Elderly Woman #1: "We've got a runner!"

[Elderly Woman #5 holds up her drink as she gets out of her seat.]
 * Elderly Woman #5: "Get him!"

[''An alarm blares, and Lou runs away as Elderly Women #1, #2, and #3 chase after him. Before Lou can reach the exit door, Elderly Woman #6 walks up to him and chuckles.'']
 * Elderly Woman #6: "Where do you think you're goin', handsome?"

[Lou grunts as Elderly Woman #3 pulls him away.]
 * Elderly Woman #3: "Mind if I cut in?"

[Elderly Woman #7 pulls Lou away, and the camera zooms in on him.]
 * Elderly Woman #7: "Quit hoggin' the man!"

[Lou points at himself.]
 * Lou: "The name's Lou!"
 * Elderly Woman #7: "Oh, less talkin', more dancin', hombré!"

[Elderly Woman #7 spins Lou around, then releases him.]
 * Elderly Woman #7: "Holé!"

[''Lou screams as he spins out of control. An elderly couple watches and flinches as the sound of broken glass can be heard.'']
 * Lou: "Whoa! Whoa-oa-oa-oa-ow!"

[''In the next scene, an ambulance is parked outside Withering Oaks, and blares its siren as it moves over to the rec room. Two paramedics rush in, carrying a hospital bed.'']
 * Paramedic #1: "What is it this time?"
 * Paramedic #2: "Senior salsa!"
 * Paramedic #1: "Third one this week!"

[''The camera zooms in on the doors as the Paramedics rush through them. Stu parks his car near the ambulance, and opens the side door, revealing Tommy, Chuckie, and Dil, all still in their costumes, to be sitting in their car seats. Tommy and Chuckie smile, excited to see Lou, only for the two Paramedics to rush out of the building, wheeling Lou away in a hospital bed. Stu sets Chuckie down, and they, Tommy, and Dil all watch as the Paramedics wheel Lou past them.'']
 * Lou: "Jumping jackrabbits! That was worse than being on the front lines!"

[Lou groans as tommy and Chuckie look at each other fearfully.]
 * Stu: "Pop?"

[The Paramedics load Lou's hospital bed into the ambulance.]
 * Lou: "Ow! Watch it, you nincompoops! That was my good leg!"

[''The paramedics close the ambulance doors. Stu frowns, and a leaf flies past him. The camera focuses on the leaf and moves down to Tommy and Chuckie, who also frown. They look at each other in concern for Lou, and the camera zooms in on Tommy.'']
 * Tommy: "Grandpa?"
 * Chuckie: "Things just keep gettin' worser!"

[''A leaf flies past Chuckie, and a caption that says, TO BE CONTINUED appears over him. The screen fades to black. In a sneak preview of the third and final episode, "Don't Poop on My Parade", a scene is shown of Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, Lil, and Dil, all of whom are dressed in their vegetable costumes, on the parade float. Phil and Lil are dressed in respective orange and green gourd costumes as they and Chuckie roll on their sides on parade float.'']
 * Angelica: "That's all for now! Boy, are those babies dumb!"

[As Phil and Lil bounce down the stairs of the float on their butts, safely protected by the bulk of their diapers, a caption that says, NEXT TIME ON RUGRATS appears onscreen.]
 * Angelica: "Here's what's gonna happen next time!"

[In the next scene, Tommy, Phil, and Lil, all of whom are wearing their vegetable costumes, are all in the basket on the float as Phil is eating a cookie.]
 * Tommy: "I don't want to say hello to fall and goodbye to Grandpa!"

[In the next scene, Stu and Didi are with an executive from EuroReptarLand as Stu is wearing the gloves for his Animatronic Reptar simulator.]
 * Stu: "I'm using the latest simulated reality technology to operate my Reptar prototype!"

[In the next scene, the Animatronic Reptar is holding a pumpkin, which he tosses in the air, causing it to land on a member of the wombat lodge pulling a pig.]
 * Wombat Lodge Member: "Hey!"

[In the next scene, Chuckie, who is dressed in his pumpkin costume, is in the basket.]
 * Chuckie: "We're doomed!"

[In the next scene, Angelica and Susie, who are dressed in respective gardening hoe and rake costumes, grunt as they fight over the microphone.]
 * Susie: "Ow, quit it! Ow, not my hair!"

[Chuckie rides the pig as it runs past the float, and in the next scene, Lou, who is dressed in his Wombat uniform and has a broken leg, is riding the seat of the motorcycle Lulu drives.]
 * Lou: "Yahoo!"

[In the next scene, Tommy, who is in his corn costume, is in the basket, talking to Phil, who is in his gourd costume.]
 * Tommy: "I'm mad, and I smell, and I'm not gonna take it no more!"

[In the next scene, Stu is in the hospital.]
 * Stu: "Get rid of Reptar!"

[''In the next scene, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil, all of whom are in their vegetable costumes, ride the pig, which runs past Chas and Argenta, knocking the former over. Chas groans as he falls over, and in the next scene, he screams. The screen fades to black, ending the episode.'']

Part 3: Don't Poop on My Parade
[''Before the episode begins, a recap of the previous episode, "Fall Stinks" is shown. The scene of Chas with a lady with two pet snakes, one of whom wraps Chas in its coils is shown as a caption that says, LAST TIME ON RUGRATS appears over it.'']
 * Angelica: "If you missed everythings that's happened already, pay attention!"

[''The scene of Dil giggling in the sandbox is shown, followed by the scene of Tommy looking over the Reptar-themed cover on Lou's hot water bottle, thinking it was the reason Lou moved out of his house. The scenes that follow are of Phil and Lil in the kitchen, and Chuckie in his pumpkin costume, holding his Mr. Quigley doll at the end of the episode.'']
 * Angelica: "Those lumpy-headed babies is all upset,"

[In the next scene, Stu and Drew are loading Lou's chair into a moving van.]
 * Angelica: "Cause' Grandpa Lou moved away from home,"

[''In the next scene, Lou is dancing with Elderly Woman #7, who spins him around, then releases him. In the following scene, Chas goes on a date with a lady who is dressed like a clown, who scares Chuckie'']
 * Angelica: "And Mr. Chuckie's Dad is having dates with ladies with Chuckie,"

[In the following scene, Phil and Lil, who have taken off their diapers, run through the hallway excitedly, waving them in the air, shocking Howard when they run past him.]
 * Angelica: "And Phil and Lil got in trouble when they escaped their new diapers on a clean rug!"

[In the following scene, which will appear later in the episode, Didi is shown screaming.]
 * Angelica: "Aunt Didi's mad,"

[The following scene is from a previous episode, "Diaper Change", where Tommy, Chuckie Phil, and Lil all walk into the kitchen, only to find a big, gaping hole caused by the overloaded power matrix of the head of the Animatronic Reptar.]
 * Angelica: "Cause there's a splosion' hole in her kitchen floor,"

[''In the following scene, which will appear later in the episode, Angelica is dressed in her gardening hoe costume whilst Susie is in her rake costume as they are now both on the Wombat Cornucopia float. Susie stares angrily at Angelica as Angelica sings.'']
 * Angelica: "And my Mommy tells me I'm the most beautifullest singing garden tool in the whole wide world!"

[''The screen fades to black, ending the recap. The episode begins the night the previous episode, "Fall Stinks" left off, with a view of some leaves on a tree. One falls off the tree, and the camera focuses on it as it flies past a lamp post, and up to an ambulace, which is parked outside the hospital building of Withering Oaks. Inside, both Stu and Drew are pacing nervously outside the doors to the nurse's room. A sad Tommy is sitting on the couch, holding Lou's hot water bottle, which no longer has the Reptar-themed cover on it, and looking over it. Dil is sitting in his baby seat next to him, cooing excitedly. Chuckie, who is holding a toy of Robosnail, walks up to them.'']
 * Chuckie: "Sorry your Grandpa's in the hopsicle, Tommy!"
 * Tommy: "Thanks, Chuckie. Me too!"

[''Tommy hugs Lou's hot water bottle. Inside the nurse's room, Lou is scratching his right leg, which has a cast over its foot.'']
 * Lou: "Oh! Confounded leg!"

[The camera zooms out on Lou, revealing him to be in a wheelchair.]
 * Lou: "Itches like the dickens, but I can't get to it!"

[Lulu, who is revealed to be working as a nurse and has a pencil over her ear, pushes the curtains open and walks up to Lou.]
 * Lulu: "Got a pencil? It works every time!"

[Lulu chuckles.]
 * Lou: "No, I do not have a conflabbed pencil!"

[Lou turns to face Lulu, and sees her and the pencil over her ear.]
 * Lou: "But you got one!"
 * Lulu: "I do?"

[''Lulu looks around, but doesn't see any pencils. She eventually picks up the one over her ear.'']
 * Lulu: "Oh! What do you know?"

[Lulu walks up to Lou and hands him he pencil.]
 * Lulu: "Here, give it a try!"

[''As Lulu walks up to the medicine cabinet and opens it, Lou scratches his leg inside the cast with the pencil. He chuckles in delight.'']
 * Lou: "Oooh, it works!"

[Lulu takes a blanket out of the medicine cabinet and closes the door.]
 * Lulu: "I know! I spent half of last year in a cast. Broke my hip goin' down a water slide!"

[Lulu pats her hip and chuckles.]
 * Lou: "A water slide?"

[Lulu walks up to Lou and puts the blanket in his lap.]
 * Lulu: "Hmmm! Thought I was in line for the ladies' room. Next thing I knew, I was shootin' the rapids! That's what I get for forgetting my glasses at home!"

[Lulu chuckles, as does Lou.]
 * Lou: "Well, thanks for the pencil. Hey, how would you like to do me the honor of being the first to sign my cast?"

[Lou hands Lulu the pencil.]
 * Lulu: "Oh, I'd love to!"

[''Lulu walks up to Lou's cast and signs her name on it. Outside, Stu is still pacing the floor near the doors as Drew looks out them.'']
 * Stu: "This is all my fault!"
 * Drew: "I can't argue with that!"
 * Stu: "If it weren't for me and my crazy inventions, Pop never would have moved out in the first place!"
 * Drew: "When you're right, you're right!"

[In the next scene, Tommy climbs off the coffee table.]
 * Tommy: "Guys, I think Grandpa's in the hopsicle because of me."

[Phil and Lil, both of whom are now wearing their new diapers again, look over at Tommy.]
 * Phil: "How come you thinked that?"
 * Tommy: "Cause', back when I had my birthday, I wished really hard for Reptar!"

[Lil stands up.]
 * Lil: "So?"
 * Tommy: "So, I gotted my wish! But then Grandpa got mad and moved away! And now he's hurt!"

[''Tears fill Tommy's eyes as he plants his face into the couch. Chuckie crawls up to Tommy. As Chuckie talks to Tommy, Dil blows a snot bubble.'']
 * Chuckie: "Hey, I gots a idea, Tommy! Maybe if you wish hard enough, then you can change everything back again!"

[Tommy smiles as he wipes the tears from his eyes.]
 * Tommy: "Yeah, then Grandpa would come home!"

[''As Tommy continues talking, Lil turns to face Phil and picks him up. The camera zooms in on Tommy as they turn to fac ehim.'']
 * Lil: "And if we all wished together, maybe we could make fall go away, and all the other bad changes, too!"
 * Phil: "You mean we'd get our old diapies back?"

[As Chuckie talks to Tommy, he climbs off the couch.]
 * Chuckie: "And my daddy'll spend more time with me like he done'd afore?"
 * Tommy: "Maybe, but we all gotta wish real hard!"

[''Tommy, Chuckie, and Dil all think real hard, as do Phil and Lil. Stu suddenly stops pacing the floor.'']
 * Stu: "The time has come to give up the dream! Get rid of Reptar! Sell out! Get a nowhere job!"

[Stu walks up to Drew.]
 * Stu: "Just like you, Drew. The moment Pop comes out of that door, I'm takin' him back home, where he belongs!"

[The camera zooms out on Stu, revealing Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil to all look over him.]
 * Tommy: "We did it!"
 * Chuckie: "Your Grandpa's comin' home!"
 * Phil: "Wow!"
 * Lil: "Fall's over! Fall's over!"
 * Dil: "Gampa! Gampa!"
 * Chuckie: "Boy, Tommy, wishes is powerful stuff!

[''A view outside the hospital is now shown as the ambulance blares its siren and drives away. The camera zooms in on the hospital as Lou can be heard laughing inside.'']
 * Lulu: "Oh, Lou, your stories are the best!"

[A view inside the nurse's room is now shown as the camera moves down to Lou.]
 * Lou: "I've got a million of em'! Here's a good one; it was WWII, and I was cookin' for the boys on the front line! There I was, bullets whizzin' past as I served up the best chief bourguignon in France!"
 * Lulu: "France? Why, I toured with the U.S.O. in France!"

[The camera moves over to Lou.]
 * Lou: "You did? Well, what do you know? I remember seeing a U.S.O. show once! The singer was a pretty little gal,"

[As Lou's flashback, which is shown in sepiatone begins, the camera moves to the right side of the screen, revealing a young Lulu singing at the microphone.]
 * Lou: "Groomed like a nightinggale!"

[Lou chuckles.]
 * Lou: "Only, she kept forgettin' the words!"
 * Young Lulu (singing): "Won't you come home, dear baby? Won't you come home, I miss you all... the... uh..."

[Lulu chuckles as the soldiers arll stare angrily at her.]
 * Lou: "Oh, dear!"

[Solider #1 gets out of his seat and stands up.]
 * Soldier #1: "All night long!"

[''A young Lou, who is working as a busboy, holds the door open as he stares at the young Lulu. He slowly closes it.'']
 * Young Lulu (singing): "France, I know I..."

[''The Young Lulu stops singing and walks off the stage sadly. After she walks past the door, the young Lou opens it and walks out, carrying a lidded tray.'']
 * Young Lou: "You must be hungry."

[The young Lulu turns to face the young Lou as he walks up to her.]
 * Lou: "Here, I saved you a little somethin'!"

[''The young Lou hands the young Lulu the lidded tray. He opens it, revealing a mug of coffee and mashed yams underneath. The young Lulu sniffs it.'']
 * Young Lulu: "Oh, how nice. Gee, thanks, uh..."

[The Young Lou runs back through the door, leaving the young Lulu looking sad.]
 * Lulu: "Hmmm, I've often thought about a dapper young cook!"

[Lou's flashback ends.]
 * Lulu: "I never got a chance to thank him!"

[The camera moves over to Lou.]
 * Lou: "You just did!"

[Lou chuckles.]
 * Lou: "Sing me one of the old songs, Lulu!"

[''Lulu gets out of her chair, and picks the blanket up off Lou's lap. As she begins singing, she puts it back on his lap.'']
 * Lulu (singing): "When you smiled at me, my heart grew still, and suddenly I knew, uh, I'd fallen... uh, I'd fallen..."
 * Lou (singing): "Head over heels in love,"

[Lulu Chuckles.]
 * Lou (singing): "With you!"

[''Lou and Lulu both chuckle. As they hold hands, the camera zooms in on their hands. In the waiting room, Tommy is holding Lou's hot water bottle, and Phil is holding Chuckie's robosnail as they, Chuckie, and Lil all dance and laugh happily. Phil falls over and lands on his diaper, causing the bulk from it to hiss. Chuckie and Lil hold hands as they dance together, until Lil lands on her diaper, causing the bulk from it to hiss.'']
 * Lil: "I feel all giggly now that these changes is gonna be ober!"
 * Chuckie: "Me too, Lil!"
 * Phil: "If I close my eyes,"

[As Phil closes his eyes, he squeezes the front of his diaper.]
 * Phil: "I can almost feel my old diapies again!"
 * Tommy: "If I close my eyes, I can almost see my Grandpa again!"

[''Lou wheels his wheelchair through the doors, causing Stu and Drew to stare in surprise. Tommy opens his eyes and sighs happily. Everyone, including Angelica, walks up to Lou. Stu, who is carrying Dil, bows his head at Lou.'']
 * Stu: "Pop, I'm so sorry! Can you ever forgive me? We'll get you packed and take you home in no time!"
 * Lou: "What are you talkin' about?! I'm not goin' home!"
 * Drew: "Stu's getting rid of his inventions, Dad! You won't have to worry about them anymore!"

[The camera zooms in on Lou.]
 * Lou: "Who's worried about em'? I love those crazy toys of his! Why, if it hadn't had been for him blowin' up the house, I'd have never met my Lulu!"
 * Stu: "Lulu?"
 * Drew: "Who's Lulu?"

[The sound of doors opening can be heard.]
 * Lou: "I'm Lulu!"

[''Lou, Stu, and Drew all turn to face Lulu, who chuckles. She walks up to Lou.'']
 * Lou: "Isn't she a peach? What can I say, boys? Your old Pop's in love!"

[Everyone stares in shock upon hearing this.]
 * Stu and Drew: "What?"
 * Stu: "Oh, boy!

[Lulu wheels Lou's wheelchair away, and Tommy sits down in disdain.]
 * Tommy: "Grandpa's not coming home?"
 * Chuckie: "But we wished real hard!"

[Angelica skips through the waiting room.]
 * Angelica (singing off-key): "Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful time of year! Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful ..."

[''Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and all stare unhappily, and the screen fades to black. The second act begins with a view outside Tommy's house the next morning as the camera zooms in on the window of Tommy's new bedroom. Inside, Tommy is in his bed, using Lou's hot water bottle as a pillow. He wakes up and yawns. He then crawls up to the end of his bed, and yawns again. He looks at Lou's hot water bottle, then at the picture of Lou on his nightstand. He crawls up to the picture and looks at it. Spike walks up to him and licks his face, then jumps onto the bed. Tommy rubs Spike's head, and Spike pants and whimpers.'']
 * Tommy: "I was hopin' it was all a bad dream, Spike, but Grandpa's gone, and he's not coming back!"

[''Spike wimpers and looks away from Tommy.A view of some leaves blowing in the wind is now shown, and the camera zooms out on them, revealing parade floats in the road. Various people walk past them.'']
 * Little Girl: "Look over here! Oh!"

[The Little Girl laughs.]
 * Little Girl: "Yeah, I like that one over there!"

[The Little Girl laughs again as the camera moves over to the Wombat Cornucopia Float, with the Animatronic Reptar on it, holding an ear of corn in one hand, and a pumpkin in the other.
 * Little Girl: "And the leaves on that one! Oh, it's just darling!"

[''On the Wombat Cornucopia Float, Tommy is dressed in his corn costume, and Phil and Lil are dressed in respective orange and green gourd costumes. Phil is eating a cookie he is holding in his hand.'']
 * Phil: "And I thinked our first parade was gonna be lots and lots of fun!"

[Lil looks over her costume.]
 * Lil: "Well, you thinked wrong, Philip!"
 * Tommy: "I don't want to say hello to fall and goodbye to Grandpa!"
 * Lil: "And I don't feel like dressin' up like a vegibles no more!"

[Lil accidentally knocks the cookie out of Phil's hand, causing it to fall on the floor.]
 * Phil: "Uh-oh!"

[Phil walks up to the cookie, and grunts as he tries to pick it up, but he can't reach it due to his gourd costume not giving him full use of his arms.]
 * Phil: "Ow!"

[''The camera zooms out as Phil turns to face Tommy and Lil. In the background, Stu can be seen and heard working on the animatronic Reptar.'']
 * Phil: "Me neither! Ah, this is even worser than our diapies!"

[''Phil tries to walk away, but grunts and falls over, landing on his cookie and breaking it to pieces. The bulk of his diaper hisses, and the camera zooms out as he looks up at the animatronic Reptar.'']
 * Phil: "Uh-oh! I sure hope your Grandpa don't see Reptar!"

[Tommy walks up to Phil, and he and Lil pick him up.]
 * Tommy: "It don't matter no more, Phil, Grandpa's not coming home!"
 * Lil: "Yeah, he's havin' too much fun with a Lulu!"

[In the next scene, Lou is in his wombat uniform, and sitting in the passenger seat of Lulu's motorcycle.]
 * Lou: "Yahoo! Give it some gas, Lulu!"
 * Lulu: "Hold onto your arch support, sweetcakes!

[Lulu speeds up her motorcycle as she and Lou drive towards the Wombat cornucopia float.]
 * Lulu: "Whoo-hoo!"
 * Lou: "Yahoo!"

[''Lou laughs as Lulu drives her motorcycle past the Wombat Cornucopia float, where Stu continues working on the animatronic Reptar, and Didi is holding Dil, who is dressed in his potato costume. They both look over at Lou and Lulu.'']
 * Stu: "I don't believe Pop! He's acting like some lovesick teenager!"

[As Stu hammers in the nail, Didi talks to him.]
 * Didi: "Well, I think it's sweet!"
 * Stu: "Come on, Deed! He's old enough to be my father!"

[''Stu accientally hammers his thumb. He screams in pain and drops his hammer, then blows on his thumb.'']
 * Didi: "Stu, I think you'd better stop worrying about your dad and concentrate on Reptar! Today's your big day!"
 * Stu: "You're right, Deed! Once the representative from EuroReptar theme park sees what my prototype can do, things will really start changing around the Pickles household!"

[As Stu and Didi walk away, the camera moves over to Tommy.]
 * Tommy: "Oh, no! There's gonna be even more changes?

[Angelica, who is dressed in her gardening hoe costume, walks onto the float, and up to the microphone, causing feedback when she talks into it.]
 * Angelica: "Bow to me, little peoples! Today, a star is bored!

[Angelica waves at the people, until she hears Susie.]
 * Susie: "Hi, Angelica!"

[Angelica stares in shock at Susie, who is dressed in her rake costume and waves at her.]
 * Angelica: "What are you doin' here, Carmichael?"
 * Susie: "I'm singing on the float, too! Remember?"
 * Angelica: "Actually, I competely forgot!"

[''Angelica walks away. Betty is talking to Argenta. The camera zooms out, revealing Chas and Chuckie, the latter of whom is in his pumpkin costume, to be standing next to them.'']
 * Betty: "Argenta, this is Chas, and that's little Chuckie! Chas, Argenta!"
 * Argenta: "Super to meet you, Chas! Just super! We're gonna have a super-duper day!"

[Betty chuckles.]
 * Betty: "I told you she's a bundle of energy!"
 * Argenta: "Oh, look! Candied apples! Don't you just love candied apples? I just love, love, love em'!"

[Argenta runs towards the candied apples.]
 * Chas: "Well, actually, they give me..." (as Argenta pulls him away) "...dystaxia!"

[''Chuckie watches sadly as Argenta takes Chas away. Betty walks up to him.'']
 * Betty: "Come on, you little pumpkin! Let's put you on the basket with the rest of the vegebles, eh?"

[''Chas and Argenta are now standing at the candy apple stand. The former is holding one candy apple, and the latter is holding two.'']
 * Argenta: "Oh, ring toss! I love it, love it, love it! Don't you? Come on, Chas, win Argenta a bunny!"

[''Argenta drops her candy apples and runs away, pulling Chas with her. Betty walks up to the basket of the Wombat cornucopia float, and sets Chuckie down in it. She then walks away.'']
 * Tommy: "What's the matter, Chuckie?"
 * Chuckie: "My daddy's spendin' the whole day with another strange lady! I don't like fall, Tommy!"
 * Tommy: "Me neither! First, Grandpa left, then he broked his leg, and now I just hearded Daddy sayin' there's gonna be even more changes! I don't want no more changes! I can't take no more changes!"
 * Chuckie: "Um, Tommy, are you okay?"
 * Tommy: "No, I'm not okay! I'm mad, and I smell, and I'm not gonna take it no more!"
 * Chuckie: "Wow! I never seened you like this before, Tommy!"

[Phil plugs his nose as Lil walks up to him.]
 * Phil: "I never smelled you like this before, either!"

[Lil sniffs Phil, then walks away.]
 * Lil: "That's you, Philip."

[Phil blushes in embarrassment.]
 * Phil: "Oh!"
 * Tommy: "How bout' it, guys, are you with me?"

[The camera zooms out.]
 * Chuckie: "Okay, I'm with you!"
 * Lil: "Me, too!"
 * Phil: "Don't forget about me!"

[Phil and Lil walk up to Tommy and Chuckie, and they all put their hands atop each other's.]
 * Chuckie: "So, what do we do now, Tommy?"
 * Tommy: "They're havin' this parade to say hello to fall, right?"

[Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all look at each other and nod their heads, "Yes".]
 * Tommy: "Well, maybe if we stop the parade, we can say bye and make fall go away!"
 * Chuckie: "Yeah, Tommy!"

[The camera moves over to Phil.]
 * Phil: "Let's get rid of fall!
 * Lil: "Bye-bye, fall!"
 * Tommy: "Come on, guys! We gots a job to do!"

[''The parade conductor blows his whistle, and the drummer beats his drum. Various musicians play their instruments, and one of the performers tosses her baton in the air. She catches it, and walks forward. Howard is revealed to be in the control panel of the Wombat Cornucopia float, and he presses the green button. Dil is revealed to be sitting in his baby seat in the basket, and drinks from his bottle of formula. As the parade float moves, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all scream as they fall over.'']
 * Phil: "Ow!"

[''Chuckie stands up and looks outside the basket. The camera zooms out on him.'']
 * Chuckie: "Uh, we're movin'!"

[''Howard looks over at Susie and Angelica. Susie nods her head yes, and the camera zooms in on Howard as he pushes the yellow switch, turning on the music. Susie grins happily, and Angelica frowns angrily.'']
 * Susie and Angelica (singing simultaneously): "Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful time..."

[Angelica pulls the microphone from Susie, then Susie pulls it back from her.]
 * Susie (singing): "Of year, when the leaves change color and fall of the trees,"
 * Tommy: "Hurry, you guys! We gots to get off of this thing!"

[Tommy jumps and grabs onto the edge of the basket, trying to climb out.]
 * Susie (singing): "That means it's time to rake the leaves! Rake, rake, rake, rake, rake, rake rake!"

[''Lil grunts as she tries to sit up. The camera zooms out on her as Chuckie walks up to Phil, trying to push him out of the basket.'']
 * Angelica (singing off-key): "And don't forget to have your hoes, cause that's what makes the vegetables grow, like beans and pumpkins and squashes and yams!"
 * Susie: "Angelica, quit bein' a ham!"

[Susie takes the microphone back from Angelica.]
 * Susie and Angelica (singing simultaneously): "Fall is here, fall is here,"

[Lil tries to get up, but the bulk of her diaper, combined with the limitations of her costume, leave her lying on her back.]
 * Lil: "We're stuckded!"

[The camera moves over to Phil, revealing he has the same problem.]
 * Phil: "What else is news?"
 * Chuckie: "We're never gonna get out of here! We're doomed! Doomed, I tell you!"

[''The camera moves over to Tommy. Dil then reaches for his bottle of formula, when Tommy walks past him.'']
 * Tommy: "We can't give up! If we don't stop this parade, nothin's ever gonna be fun again!"

[Dil sucks on his thumb, then picks up his bottle of formula just in time as Tommy walks up to him.]
 * Tommy: Come on, guys, push me up!"

[''As the parade continues moving across the road, Lou holds out his wombat hat as Lulu spins a lasso above her head. A Member of the Wombat Lodge is seen walking alongside the Wiombat Cornucopia Float. The camera moves down to his feet, revealing him to be pulling a leash. The camera moves over to the pig, who oinks as he is pulled by the leash. A view of the animatronic Reptar is now shown, followed by a view of Stu, Didi, and the EuroReptarLand Exectutive, who has a name tag on it that says, ROAR I'M ED.'']
 * Ed: "You may proceed with the demonstration, please!"
 * Stu: "Of course, Sir! Right away!"

[Stu opens the box below him and pulls out a control panel.]
 * Stu: "Help me out, Deed!"

[''Ed looks at his fingernails. Didi is holding the control panel, and Stu is now wearing the floves for the simulator.'']
 * Stu: "As you can see, Sir, I'm using the latest simulated reality technology to operate my Reptar prototype!"

[Stu presses the green button on the control panel, starting it up.]
 * Stu: "Okay, prepare to be dazzled!"

[''Stu holds up both his arms, causing the animatronic Reptar to do so as well. Stu then holds out his arms, causing the animatronic Reptar to do so as well. He then holds up his right arm, causing the animatronic Reptar to toss the pumpkin in the air. The pumpkin lands on the Wombat Lodge Member.'']
 * Wombat Lodge Member: "Hey!"

[The Wombat Lodge Memeber lets go of the leash to the pig, which oinks.]
 * Stu: "Oops!"

[Ed pulls out a notepad and pencil, and writes on it.]
 * Susie and Angelica (singing simultaneously): "It's a wonderful time of year!"

[On the Wombat cornucopia float, Angelica and Susie fight over the microphone.]
 * Angelica (singing): "Fall is when the birds fly south!"
 * Susie (singing): "Looks like a bug flew in your mouth!"

[As Susie pulls the microphone away from Angelica, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all climb out of the basket.]
 * Susie (singing): "Squirrels store nuts so they can eat..."

[the camera zooms in on Susie's foot as Angelica steps on it.]
 * Susie: "Ow!"
 * Angelica (singing): "Oops, I must have two left feet!"
 * Susie (singing): "The most importantest thing I have to say..."
 * Angelica (singing off-key) "Is don't wear white after Labor Day!

[As Angelica and susie continue singing, Chuckie and Phil walk to the edge of the float.]
 * Susie and Angelica (singing simultaneously): "Fall is here, fall is here, it's a wonderful time of year!"

[''Chuckie grunts as he loses his balance, then falls over. He pushes Phil, who screams as he slides across the float. He grabs Lil, pulling her with him. She and Chuckie scream as they roll across the float, and Phil and Lil grunt as they bounce down the stairs, safely protected by the bulk of their diapers. They land on the road below.'']
 * Phil: "Wow!"
 * Lil: "Let's do that again!

[Phil and Lil give each other a thumbs-up, and Phil nods his head, "Yes".]
 * Phil: "Uh-huh!"

[''The pig oinks, and Chuckie screams as he falls off the float. The screen fades to black. The third act begins with a view of the pig as he oinks. Chuckie screams as he lands on the pig, and the pig squeals. Chuckie screams as he rides on the pig, which squeals as he runs across the road. The pig then runs through the people on the sidewalk.'']
 * Man: "Hey there! Look out! Get out of my way!"

[''Chuckie continues screaming as he rides the squealing pig. Tommy crawls to the edge of the float and pants.'']
 * Tommy: "Hold on, Chuckie! I'm comin'!"
 * Chuckie: "Hurr-urr-urr-urr-urry!"

[''Tommy looks down at the road below, and grunts as he reaches for Chuckie. Chuckie screams as he rides the pig towards Tommy, then away from Tommy before he can grab him. He rides the pig back towards Tommy.'']
 * Chuckie: ""Hurr-urr-urr-urr-urry, Tom-om-om-om-om-om-ommy!"

[Tommy grunts as he reaches for Chuckie, then grabs his pumpkin costume.]
 * Tommy: "Gotcha!"

[The pig pulls Tommy onto him.]
 * Tommy: "Whoa-oa-oa!"

[Lil points at the pig, who Tommy and Chuckie are riding on.]
 * Lil: "Look! Tommy and Chuckie are getting a real piggely-back ride!"

[Phil turns to face Lil.]
 * Phil: "So, what are we waitin' for?"

[''Phil holds Lil's hand as he holds out his other hand. As the pig oinks and passes them, Phil grabs his tail. He and Lil scream as he pulls them along. All four babies are now riding the pig, and Chuckie screams as he runs past the floats in the opposite direction. The pig squeals as he turns in the direction of the floats. Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all scream as they ride the pig past the Wombat cornucopia float. They pass by Stu, Didi, and Ed, the last of whom yawns unimpressed. The camera zooms in on them as the audience cheers.'']
 * Stu: "Now watch this! Cue the steam, Deed!"

[''Steam emits from the animatronic Reptar's butt, and a flatulent noise can be heard. Stu turns to face Ed and chuckles nervously as he pulls on his collar.'']
 * Stu: "Steam's supposed to come out of the mouth."

[''Ed pulls out his pencil and notepad and writes down in it. Betty looks back and sees people run away from the pig as Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all ride him.'']
 * Betty: "Now where's that pig think he's goin' with the pups?"

[''Betty clenches her fists and runs towards the pig. She stops in front of him and stares angrily at him. The pig squeals as it stops, but as Betty tries to grab Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil, the pig turns away from her. Betty then chases after him.'']
 * Betty: "Uh-uh! Get back here, you old swine!"

[''Betty chases the pig towards the Wombat cornucopia float, which is going in the opposite direction. The animatronic Reptar roars, and Chas looks over at the pig. He sees Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all ride him, and Betty chase after him. He screams and flinches in fear. Chuckie screams when he sees Chas, then covers his eyes. The pig squeals as it runs into Chas, who screams as he falls over.'']
 * Chas: "Ouch!"

[''Betty runs past Chas and Argenta, and Chas gets up and runs after Betty. The pig squeals as he runs past Stu, Didi, and Ed. Betty chases after the pig, and Ed looks at his watch.'']
 * Ed: "I'd better get to my next appointment."
 * Stu: "No, don't go, Sir! It works, really it does! Here, I'll make it roar!"

[''Stu turns away from Ed and pulls the lever on his control panel. The animatronic Reptar roars, then lunges down at Dil.'']
 * Dil: "Yummy!"

[''The animatronic Reptar grabs Dil by the back of his potato costume with its mouth and pulls him out of his baby seat. Stu looks nervously at Ed.'']
 * Stu: "Any minute, he's gonna roar! Come on, buddy! Roar!"

[''The animatronic Reptar roars as it lifts Dil into the air. Didi looks up, and Dil giggles as he blows a bubble, which pops. Didi screams as she stares in shock.'']
 * Didi: "Stu, do something!"
 * Stu: "I'm tryin', Deed!"

[As Didi talks to Stu, she grabs his head and lifts it up so he can see Dil.]
 * Didi: "But it's... it's... it's... Dil!"

[''Stu screams when he sees Dil as the camera zooms out on him. Dil coos as he looks down at the float. Stu hands Ed the control panel, then runs towards the Wombat Cornucopia float. Because the control panel is tethered to the gloves, it is pulled out of Ed's hands and dragged along the road. Steam hisses from the animatronic Reptar, and Dil giggles as the steam tickles him. The camera moves down to Susie and Angelica, who are fighting over the microphone.'']
 * Susie: "Ow, quit it! Ow, not my hair, not my hair, not my hair!"

[''The pig runs past the Wombat cornucopia float, and Betty and Chas continue chasing after him. Lou and Lulu wave until the pig runs past them, squealing.'']
 * Lou: "Sound the alert! That critter's got the sprouts!"

[''Betty and Chas run up to Lulu's motorcycle. Chas begins to lose his breath.'']
 * Chas: "I think we need a better strategy!
 * Betty: "Righty-o!"

[''The pig runs past the people on the sidewalk, and into a building. Betty and Chas follow him inside.'']
 * Betty: "You grab the hocks, I'll go for the shanks!"

[''The pig squeals as he runs out the building. Lou tries to reach for Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil, but the pig runs away from him. Betty and Chas continue chasing after him.'']
 * Lou: "Confound it, I'm grounded, Lulu!"

[As Lulu talks to Lou, the pig runs past her.]
 * Lulu: "Don't sprain your ticker, doll! I know how to rope!"

[Lulu pulls out her lasso and swings it in the air.]
 * Lulu: "Wahoo!"

[''Stu and Didi run up to the Wombat cornucopia float, and Stu grunts as he and Didi climb onto it. Stu grunts as he trips and falls, and Angelica and Susie duck. Stu looks up at Dil.'']
 * Stu: "It's okay, Dil! Daddy's here!"

[''As the camera zooms out on Dil, steam emits from the animatronic Reptar. The animatronic Reptar then spins its head clockwise, and Lulu continues spinning her lasso.'']
 * Lulu: "Yee-haw!"

[''Lulu tosses her lasso, and it lands over Howard. Lulu laughs as she pulls the lasso forward. Howard screams as the lasso pulls him forward, causing his nose to land on the red button, stopping the float. Susie and Angelica scream as they are launched forward, then the animatronic Reptar stops spinning and opens its mouth, dropping Dil.'']
 * Dil: "Whee!"
 * Didi: "Dil!"

[''The camera zooms out on Didi as she runs towards Dil. Stu runs towards him as well, and Dil continues falling. Stu grunts as he jumps towards Dil and holds out his arms to catch him. Dil lands in his arms.'']
 * Stu: "Gotcha!"

[Didi runs up to Stu, who hands her Dil.]
 * Didi: "Oooh! Come to Mommy, sweetie! Oh!"

[Didi kisses Dil five times, then hugs him.]
 * Didi: "Oh, thank goodness you're safe, my baby!"

[Dil burps and drools on Didi's shoulder.]
 * Didi: "Oh, Dil!"

[''Dil coos, then burps again as drool emits from his mouth. Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all continue riding the pig, whom Chas chases after. Betty takes a box of popcorn from a little girl with glasses, causing the little girl to cry. She puts the popcorn in the road, and the pig stops at the popcorn to eat it. Betty picks up Chuckie and sets him down as Tommy, Phil, and Lil all climb off the pig. The audience cheers as the camera moves over to the animatronic Reptar.'']
 * Man: "Hey-hey, look at that! Good work, mister! Hey-hey-hey!"

[The animatronic Reptar roars.]
 * Little Girl: "Yay! Good Job! Whoo-hoo! All right! Go, Daddy! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!"

[''Susie and Angelica walk up to the edge of the float and take a bow. An exhausted Chas runs up to Betty, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil, and holds up his thumb as he pants heavily. Chuckie falls over.'']
 * Chas (exhausted): "Good idea, Betty!"

[Betty picks up Chuckie.]
 * Betty: "Eh, I finally thought to myself, 'What would make me stop?'."

[Stu and Didi walk up to Lou and Lulu as the camera moves over to them.]
 * Lulu: "You saved the day, Stu!"
 * Stu: "Not me, Lulu, we! Didi told me you stopped the float!"
 * Lou: "That's my gal! Didn't I tell you she's an angel?"

[Lou kisses Lulu's hand.]
 * Stu: "You're right, Pop! She is!"

[''The camera moves over to the basket as Betty walks away, having just put Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil back in it. It then zooms in on it. Tommy looks around.'']
 * Chuckie: "What's goin' on, Tommy?"
 * Tommy: "I don't know, Chuckie, but it looks like the parade stopped!"

[''Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all look up, and the animatronic Reptar roars as it belches steam from its mouth. Tommy gasps.'']
 * Tommy: "Reptar stopped fall! The changes is over!"

[The camera zooms out on Tommy.]
 * Phil: "Wow! Thanks, Reptar!"
 * Lil: "You makeded my butt so happy!"

[Chuckie giggles as he applauds.]
 * Chuckie: "Good old Reptar! I can't wait to play with my Daddy again!"

[Tommy, Chuckie, Phil, and Lil all jump excitedly.]
 * Tommy: "Whoo-hoo! Over and out!"
 * Chuckie, Phil, and Lil: "Yay! Reptar! All right!"

[''The camera zooms out on Ed as he closes his briefcase. Stu is standing next to him.'']
 * Stu: "I know what you're gonna say, Sir, but if you'll give me another chance, you'll see what I..."
 * Ed: "I loved the demonstration."
 * Stu: "Huh? You liked it?"
 * Ed: "Very realistic. Especially the rescue of the animatronic baby."

[Ed points at Dil, whom Stu looks over at.]
 * Stu: "Animatronic baby? That's my son, Dil!"

[Ed turns to face Stu.]
 * Ed: "Ha, a joke, I get it."

[Ed walks away from Stu.]
 * Ed: "Only a moron would put his own child in that kind of danger!"

[''Stu frowns in disdain. Ed then comes back and hands Stu his card.'']
 * Ed: "Here's my card."

[Stu looks excitedly at the card as Ed walks away.]
 * Ed: "Call me on Monday."
 * Stu: "Oh, Didi..."

[''The Wombat Lodge Member, with the pumpkin still on his head, screams as he stumbles back and knocks Stu over. The camera moves up to the animatronic Reptar, which roars as steam emits from its mouth. That night, the camera moves over to the right side of the screen, until it comes to Tommy's house.'']
 * Betty: "Uh-oh! Well, that's it for the sale diapers!"

[Inside Tommy's house, Betty is in the playpen, holding a box of regular diapers, as she is giving Phil and Lil a diaper change.]
 * Betty: "Looks like it's back to old reliable!"

[''Phil and Lil look at each other. Betty pulls out a diaper and grunts as she tapes it onto Phil's bottom. She then pulls out another diaper.'']
 * Betty: "And..."

[''Betty grunts as she tapes Lil's diaper onto her bottom. She then kisses Phil and Lil on their foreheads, then giggles. Phil and Lil wiggle happily, glad to be back in their regular diapers. Betty walks away, carrying the box of regular diapers, and the playpen closes. Lil stands up and runs in place happily, able to do so again thanks to her regular diaper.'']
 * Lil: "Whee! I can do all the stuffs I used to do!"

[As Lil runs away, Phil jumps and lands on his bottom, leaving it quite sore due to his regular diaper not having as much bulk as the puffy ones.]
 * Phil: "Ow! Oh! My butt!"

[As Phil grumbles, Lil, who is holding Tommy's ball, walks up to him.]
 * Lil: "What's wrong, Philip?"

[Phil turns to face Lil.]
 * Phil: "I was just startin' to like the other diapies; they bounce!"
 * Lil: "You're crazy!"

[Betty walks up to Didi, who is in her chair, sewing.]
 * Betty: "Hey, what you makin' there, Deed?"
 * Didi: "Another cover for Lou's hot water bottle. I can't imagine what happened to the last one I made!"

[Betty walks up to Chas and Chuckie, who are finally getting to paint faces on the acorns they have scattered across the floor together.]
 * Betty: "Hey-hey, Chas! Good news! Argenta wants to cook you dinner tonight, big boy!"

[Chas flinches as Betty winks and laughs at him.]
 * Chas: "Uh..."

[Chas looks over at Chuckie, and realizing how sad he's felt lately, decides to decline Betty's offer.]
 * Chas: "Sorry, Betty, but I'm staying here! Chuckie and I are working on a little project together! Aren't we, little guy?"

[''Chas winks at Chuckie, who drops his acorn and smiles upon hearing this. He runs up to chas and giggles as he hugs him. Betty walks past Lou, who is sitting on the couch and yawns. Tommy, Dil, and Lulu are sitting on the couch with him, and Lulu feeds Dil from his bottle of formula. Lou is holding the book of The Princess and the Pea.'']
 * Lou: "They saw at once that she must be a real princess when she felt the pea through the..." (yawns) "...twenty mattresses."

[''Lou falls asleep and snores. Lulu looks over at him.'']
 * Lulu: "Ah, let's finish the story, okay, boys?"

[Lulu takes the book from Lou, and Tommy runs up to her.]
 * Lulu: "Nobody but a princess could have such delicate skin."

[As Lulu continues reading, she begins to fall asleep herself.]
 * Lulu (yawning): "And so, the prince took her to be his wife." (yawns) "And they lived happily, everly ever"... (yawns) "...after."

[''Lulu falls asleep and mumbles. Tommy looks over at Dil as the camera zooms in on them.'']
 * Tommy (whispering): "You know what, Dilly? I don't think changes is so bad after all. Grandpa's got a Lulu to love, and we gots a fun new place to visit!"

[As Dil drinks from his bottle of formula, the camera zooms out on him.]
 * Tommy (whispering): "And maybe now, we'll get to hear all the way to the end of the story!"

[Dil coos happily as Tommy crawls up to him.]
 * Tommy: "I guess these are the good old days, huh, Dil?"

[''Tommy and Dil fall asleep as the camera zooms out on them. Betty walks past them, Lou, Lulu, Chas and Chuckie, then outside, the camera zooms out on Tommy's backyard. It moves up to the top of the tree, where the last leaf is. As the wind blows on the leaf, the screen fades to black, ending the episode and the special as a whole.'']