Chuckie Chan (Martial Arts Expert of Reptarland)

Chuckie Chan (Martial Arts Expert of Reptarland) is a song from Rugrats in Paris: The Movie. It goes with the character Chuckie Chan, and is sung by Alex Brown and Issac Hayes.

Movie Version
If you’ve been chased around By a kung-fu chopping clown He’ll come sliding to the rescue If your rickshaw's been attacked By a samurai pack He’ll break up the party If he's not on the potty

You don’t have to worry He’s got fist of fury His master full karate kicks Turns right into chopsticks

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) He’s always ready When there’s danger at hand Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) Martial arts expert Of Reptarland

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) He makes bad guys say they’re sorry With the side of his hand Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) Martial arts expert Of Reptarland

Go, Chuckie!

Album Version
If there’s a playground to be won A job to be done He’ll come sliding to the rescue If you been pinned down By a posse of clowns You’ll break up the party Get lost Scram

You never hear him crying He’s brave as a lion When he jumps into action His fist start flying

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) He’s always ready When there’s danger at hand Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) Martial arts expert Of Reptarland

Chuckie Chan Chuckie Chan Better watch it He’ll bust you up

You never hear him crying He’s brave as a lion When he jumps into action His fist start flying

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) He’s always ready When there’s danger at hand Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) Martial arts expert Of Reptarland

When the lights go dim It’s not a problem for him I pity any monster underneath his bed Well he can stare into the eye Of the oatmeal guy Chuckie doesn’t lose his head

If you’ve been chased around By a kung-fu chopping clown He’ll come swinging to the rescue If your rickshaw's been attacked By a samurai pack He’ll break up the party

You don’t have to worry He’s got fist of fury His master full karate kicks Turns right into chopsticks

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) He’s always ready When there’s danger at hand Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) Martial arts expert Of Reptarland

Look out suckers

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) He’s always ready When there’s danger at hand Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan) Martial arts expert Of Reptarland

He’s da man!