Circus Angelicus/Transcript

Clown: Look kid. It's just an act. Under this freak show, I'm a regular guy. Just like your dad.

Didi: Maybe we better go

Angelica: Why do I have to go? I wasn't crying.

Ringmaster: Sorry, folks, no refunds.

Didi: I'm glad we left. I'd forgotten how unsanitary circuses are.

Stu: Come on, Deed. Circuses are an American institution. They're part of growing up. Kids love the circus.

Chuckie: I hate the circus.

Tommy: Chuckie, it's all over now.

Chuckie: Hey. Thanks for bailing me all back there, Tommy. I felt really stupid crying all by myself.

Tommy: Don't mention it.

Angelica: It's not fair. We didn't get to see any of the good stuff all because those babies started crying.

Drew: Angel, you got to see a lot of good stuff. Remember that big scary lion.

Angelica: That dumb old lion didn't even have any teeth.

Drew: And you got cotton candy and popcorn. And Daddy even bought you that nice stuff turtle he was screaming for.

Angelica: Stupid turtle. It doesn't even do anything.

Drew: What do you expect for $16.95.

Angelica: The whole circus was dumb.

Drew: Not now, cupcake, I suppose if you have the circus, you can do everything your way.

Angelica: If I ran the circus. Hmm.

Angelica: Everybody, stand on your heads. On your heads! (Everybody stands on their heads, but now Chuckie is fallen down) Chuckie!

Chuckie: I'm trying, I'm trying!

Angelica: I'm a human candyball