Angelica's Worst Nightmare/Transcript

(Angelica woke up by the sounds of a baby crying.)

Angelica: Huh? What's going on?

(She got out of bed and followed the noise into a nursery where Charlotte and Drew were looking at the new baby.)

Charlotte: Oh, look at him, honey, isn't he adorable?

Drew: Ah, he sure is. Coochie-coochie-coochie-coo!

Charlotte: Yes you are.

Drew: Coochie-coochie...

Angelica: Mommy?

Charlotte: Who are you?

Angelica: It's me, Angelica.

Drew: Who?

Angelica: Angelica, your daughter.

(The parents pondered.)

Drew: Oh yeah, our old kid. I remember now.

Charlotte: Listen, I'm glad you're here. You can watch your brother while we go call the newspapers and tell them we've got the greatest baby in the world.

(As Charlotte and Drew went away, Angelica wandered over to see the new baby for herself.)

Angelica: So you're the new baby, huh?

(The baby's babbling then changed into a man's voice.)

Big Boy: That's right! I'm the new baby! I'm the new baby and you're the old baby, see? (He then gripped Angelica by the scruff of the neck.) And you better get something straight right off the bat! There is no room in this house for the both of us!

(Angelica screamed and ran to see her parents.)

Angelica: Mommy, mommy!

Charlotte: What's wrong?

Angelica: The new baby, it talked to me, it said mean things to me.

Charlotte: Oh that's ridiculous, you know babies can't talk.

(Drew came out of Angelica's room.)

Drew: Charlotte, you're right. It'll be perfect for the new baby.

Charlotte: Oh, by the way, we're moving the new baby into your room and giving him all your toys.

Angelica: Huh? But where will I sleep.

Charlotte: From now on, this will be your room.

(She opened the Laundry Room door and pushed Angelica in.)

Angelica: But this is the Laundry Room.

Charlotte: Oh and we were too busy with the new baby to make you dinner, but here's a piece of cheese. (she gave Angelica a plate of cheese.) And when the dryer stops you can fold the towels.

(Charlotte closes the door.)

Angelica: But, but mommy? I can't believe this, they've forgot about me, they don't love me anymore. (Angelica sat alone in the Laundry Room with her plate of cheese on her lap when she heard footsteps approaching, the door opened and in appeared Big Boy, now the size of the parents, licking a lolly.) Huh?

Big Boy: Hey what are you doing here, sister? I thought I told you to scram. (spots her cheese and spoke babyish) Oooooooooh, num-num. (eats the cheese, and burps) I warned you to get out, but you wouldn't listen. Now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson.

Angelica: Get back! Get away from me!

Big Boy: You had your chance.

Angelica: Ahhh!!!

(Angelica ran through the kitchen and down the hallway whilst Big Boy chased after her, she hid herself in a closet).

Big Boy: Where's my big sister? Come out come out wherever you are? (Angelica sighed after he walked past, only for him to slam his hand through the closet door to try and grab Angelica) Ah-ha!

Angelica: Ahhh!!! (Angelica ran through the hallway being pursued by Big Baby, ran down the stairs and entered her car, reaching into her pocket, desperately trying to get her car keys.) Gotta get out! Gotta get out! (She tried turning the key.) Come on! Come on! (Big Boy was ascending the stairs but eventually the car started, she revved and crashed through the garage door.) Phew! I made it! I made it! I...

(She screamed to a halt when the road was blocked by Big Boy, now taller than the buildings.)

Big Boy: Where do you think you're going sister? (He picks up the car with Angelica in it.) Mmmm... I wonder what a toy car would taste like?

Angelica: No, please! I'm you big sister!

Big Boy: Well now you're num-nums!

(He shoved the car and Angelica into his mouth.)

Angelica: No! NOOO!!!

(The scene revert to Angelica talking in her sleep, as Drew then came in when overhearing her scream.)

Angelica: No! No! No! AHHHHHH!!!

Drew: Angelica! Angelica wake up! wake up!

(Angelica woke up.)

Angelica: DON'T EAT ME!!! Where is he? Where's the new baby?

Drew: You were having a bad dream honey. Everything's okay now.

Angelica: A bad dream?

Drew: That's right.

(Angelica clenched her dad.)

Angelica: Oh daddy it was horrible! The new baby came and he was big and scary and he didn't have any teeth. Oh daddy, I don't wanna have a new baby. I don't wanna be ignored and have to live in the Laundry Room. (She began crying in Drew's arms.)