The Cynthia Show/Transcript

''[The short begins with a close up of Angelica on the floor inside the Pickles Household. She is seen adjusting Didi's cellphone into a propped up position. Angelica then grabs Cynthia from the floor as she begins to do a voice over for the doll while holding her up to the phone screen.]''

Angelica (Cynthia): Welcome to the Cynthia Show! I'm your host, Cynthia! I'm so excited to introduce my guest: The one, the only, the amazing, Angelica Pickles!

[Angelica sits Cynthia in a toy chair.]

Angelica: Thank you, Cynthia. What an honor it is for you to have me here. I know what your first question is going to be. How do I do these perfect ponytails? I'll tell you.

''[Angelica fiddles with the end of her ponytail as Tommy's torso enters the scene. Tommy pulls up on the back of his diaper as it slides down a bit. An offscreen object, likely a cowbell, can be heard.]''

Tommy: Hey Angelica, watch this! I can make Spikey sing.

[Tommy begins hitting the offscreen object, as it begins clanging, causing Spike to howl.]

Angelica: Can't you see I'm making the Cynthia show on your mommy's phone?

''[Spike runs in from behind Angelica, knocking over the phone from its propped up position. Tommy then walks into the frame of the phone screen as his face is shown.] '' Tommy: Oh! Sorry! I'll be in it. Hi everybody, uh say hi Spikey.

''[Tommy waves down at the phone screen as Spike comes into frame as he begins sniffing the phone. Spike then licks the phone screen, covering it in dog drool while Angelica scoffs in disgust.] ''

Angelica: Ugh, this is the one kid, no dog show. Now move it, both of you, you're in my light!

''[Tommy and Spike walk off to the right of the scene, Spike barking as he does. Angelica then runs over to wipe the drool from the screen. The scene cuts back to just Angelica and Cynthia. Angelica, picking up Cynthia again, continues her voice over.] '' Angelica (Cynthia): As you were saying dazzling Miss Angelica. Oh, but first we have a question from the audience. What's your favorite breakfast cereal

[Angelica places Cynthia back in the chair as she grabs a cereal box and a bowl from offscreen.]

Angelica: That's easy Cynthia!

[Angelica begins pouring cereal into the bowl.]

Angelica (singing): ''Want a crunch that'll turn your mouth blue? Cynthia is the one for you!

[Angelica gets hit in the head with a toy ball, causing the bowl of cereal to be spilled as she stands up.] '' Angelica: Cut! What noodle head threw this?

[Phil runs onscreen.]

Phil: Hey that's my ball!

''[Angelica runs to pick up the ball from next to the phone as she goes back over to Phil. Phil reaches out his hands, thinking Angelica is going to give him the ball back.] '' Angelica: Oh is it Phil?

Phil: Thanks, Angelica.

Angelica: Your NOT welcome!

''[Angelica kicks the ball offscreen as Phil runs off to get it. Angelica runs back over to the phone as she adjusts it once again as she continues to voice Cynthia.]''

Angelica (Cynthia): Back to our show! With no more poopy baby interruptions I hope. Now Angelica superstar I'm sure everyone out there would love to hear your new song. Will you sing it for us please?

[Angelica places Cynthia in the chair once again as she holds Cynthia's hand.]

Angelica: Of course, Cynthia!

[Susie then runs onscreen in the background with a hand puppet.]

Susie: Do you and your Cynthia doll want to play with me and Naeya Narwal?

Angelica: I am not playing! Cynthia and I are in the middle of a show and I was about to sing my hit song!

Susie: Oh I love singing!

''[Angelica inhales, getting ready to sing, before Susie cuts her off again. Susie then begins singing her own version of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star".] '' Susie (singing): ''Twinkle, twinkle, little star, I wish I had a candy bar!''

''[Angelica stares at Susie as she begins to get up. Angelica then runs over to Susie.] '' Susie:...No?

Angelica: No singing, no talking, no standing! Just...sit there and be the audience!

Susie: Yeah, I'm not going to do that. Come on Naeya.

''[Susie walks offscreen. Angelica goes back to laying on the floor next to Cynthia, picking the doll up from the chair again.]''

Angelica: Sorry about that Cynthia. My fans are so aboring sometimes.

[Angelica holds Cynthia in front of the screen again.]

Angelica (Cynthia): Don't I know it, Angelica! Speaking of fans, lets give them a treat and do the famous Angelica and Cynthia dance!

''[Angelica gets up from the floor and begins dancing with Cynthia. Chuckie comes running up to Angelica, thinking there's a bug on her.]''

Chuckie: Angelica! Don't move, stay calm.

[Angelica pushes Chuckie away from her.]

Angelica: Chuckie, get away I'm doing a dance!

Chuckie: Whew, I thought you were trying to shake a bug out of your hair.

[Angelica takes Chuckie over by the corner next to the front door.]

Angelica: You wanna help? You...stand here. You see any babies coming by, just keep them over there. Away from me and Cynthia.

Chuckie: That sounds easy!

Angelica: Finally! One of these rock headed babies might actually be useful for something.

[Angelica runs back over, fixing the position of the phone once more, before placing Cynthia back in the chair.]

Angelica: Lets talk about-WHAT NOW?

''[Lil dumps some Reptar puff snacks on top of Cynthia while trying to get them out of the bag. Angelica slams her fists on the floor in anger as Lil offers Angelica some of the snack. Phil then runs in from offscreen]''

Lil: Want some?

Phil: Oooh, I'll take those, Lil.

''[Phil then runs over and grabs the bag from Lil. Phil then dumps all the snacks onto the floor as the snacks knock over Cynthia and the chair. Phil and Lil began eating the snacks as Angelica stamps her foot.] '' Angelica: The next dumb baby who bothers me-

[Tommy crawls in from the foreground.]

Tommy: I hearded the sound of eating Reptar puffs, save me some.

Angelica: That's it! You diaper brains ruined my whole show! YOU DUMB BABIES!

''[Angelica is seen chasing the babies around the room starting with Tommy and then Chuckie. Spike is seen walking onscreen as he is seen sniffing the ground. Spike then picks up Cynthia and runs away with her as Angelica begins to chase him.]''

Angelica: Spike! Get back here with my Cynthia, you smelly flea market!

''[Angelica steps on the phone screen causing it to fall over. Didi is then seen walking up to the phone, looking around confusingly until she notices the phone on the floor and picks it up.]''

Didi: There's my phone! How did it get all the way over here?

[Didi clicks the power button on the phone causing it to shut off as the screen goes black, ending the short.]